Everybody Loves Raymond Quote
[Ray is watching TV with his friends Andy, Gianni and Doug (from The King Of Queens.]]
Doug Heffernan: Can I ask you guys something?
[The guys all look at Doug, as if to say "yeah".]
Doug Heffernan: When was the last time you cried?
Gianni: What do you mean? About sports?
Doug Heffernan: No, something real. I mean "really cried".
Gianni: So, nothing with sports?
Doug: No. Like last week I was watching "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids". The guy was looking for his shrunken kids and I cried because I didn't think my father would come looking for me.
Gianni: Well, it wouldn't be hard to find you.
Andy: Yeah, you just look under the cookie that's moving across the floor.
Ray Barone: No, guys. I know what he's talking about with the crying thing. The other day I dropped the twins off at pre-school and I was watching them go in, you know. And just as the door was closing, I saw Michael take Geoffrey's hand and... I don't know.
Gianni: I'm going home before you guys start making out.
Andy: Yeah, I gotta go, too. Hey, Gianni, I'll tell you my Cry Story in the car.
Gianni: Great, that'll be my throw-up story.
Ray Barone: C'mon, it's still early. Stay. What's a matter, you afraid of the dark? Are you wimps?
Gianni: Ray, you're the one who just told us you cry because you think your twins are gay.
Doug Heffernan: Can I ask you guys something?
[The guys all look at Doug, as if to say "yeah".]
Doug Heffernan: When was the last time you cried?
Gianni: What do you mean? About sports?
Doug Heffernan: No, something real. I mean "really cried".
Gianni: So, nothing with sports?
Doug: No. Like last week I was watching "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids". The guy was looking for his shrunken kids and I cried because I didn't think my father would come looking for me.
Gianni: Well, it wouldn't be hard to find you.
Andy: Yeah, you just look under the cookie that's moving across the floor.
Ray Barone: No, guys. I know what he's talking about with the crying thing. The other day I dropped the twins off at pre-school and I was watching them go in, you know. And just as the door was closing, I saw Michael take Geoffrey's hand and... I don't know.
Gianni: I'm going home before you guys start making out.
Andy: Yeah, I gotta go, too. Hey, Gianni, I'll tell you my Cry Story in the car.
Gianni: Great, that'll be my throw-up story.
Ray Barone: C'mon, it's still early. Stay. What's a matter, you afraid of the dark? Are you wimps?
Gianni: Ray, you're the one who just told us you cry because you think your twins are gay.
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
