Everybody Loves Raymond Quote
[Ray and Debra are in bed trying to sleep. Ray starts moving about.]
Debra Barone: What? What's the problem?
Ray Barone: Gotta go to the bathroom.
Debra Barone: So go.
Ray Barone: No. Too tired. I gotta go all the way around and come all the way back. I hate this side of the bed. You're closer. You go to the bathroom for me.
Debra Barone: Not this again. Ray, you chose that side, you wanted that side, you made your bed so just shut up in it.
Ray Barone: I never should've took this side. I went with my childhood instinct. I took the side away from the door incase the boogieman comes in. If the boogieman gets you, I'm in my spaceship by then.
Debra Barone: What if he comes in through the window?
[Ray's eyes widen.]
Debra Barone: What? What's the problem?
Ray Barone: Gotta go to the bathroom.
Debra Barone: So go.
Ray Barone: No. Too tired. I gotta go all the way around and come all the way back. I hate this side of the bed. You're closer. You go to the bathroom for me.
Debra Barone: Not this again. Ray, you chose that side, you wanted that side, you made your bed so just shut up in it.
Ray Barone: I never should've took this side. I went with my childhood instinct. I took the side away from the door incase the boogieman comes in. If the boogieman gets you, I'm in my spaceship by then.
Debra Barone: What if he comes in through the window?
[Ray's eyes widen.]
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
