Everybody Loves Raymond Quote
[Frank is reading a newspaper at the dinner table. Marie snatches the paper from him.]
Marie Barone: Don't read at the table.
Frank Barone: I didn't finish!
Marie Barone: And stop playing with your hair. You're going to make it fall out.
Frank Barone: You can stop worrying about my hair, because I'm going to shave the rest off.
Marie Barone: What?
Frank Barone: That's right, I'm shaving my head.
Marie Barone: Oh, that's asinine.
Frank Barone: It's not asinine, it's hip.
[Ray walks in.]
Ray Barone: Hey, I'm out of milk.
Marie Barone: Want to hear the latest? Your father wants to shave his head.
Ray Barone: [chuckles] Why don't you just stick your head out the car window?
Frank Barone: Where's my razor?
Marie Barone: Oh, sit down. We do not shave our heads in this house.
Frank Barone: It's my house, and it's my head.
Marie Barone: I'm not going to be seen with you like that.
Frank Barone: Another advantage!
Marie Barone: That's it! I'm hiding all the razors.
[Marie leaves.]
Ray Barone: You're not really going to shave your head, are you?
Frank Barone: [picks up the paper] Of course not. I just want to read the paper.
Marie Barone: Don't read at the table.
Frank Barone: I didn't finish!
Marie Barone: And stop playing with your hair. You're going to make it fall out.
Frank Barone: You can stop worrying about my hair, because I'm going to shave the rest off.
Marie Barone: What?
Frank Barone: That's right, I'm shaving my head.
Marie Barone: Oh, that's asinine.
Frank Barone: It's not asinine, it's hip.
[Ray walks in.]
Ray Barone: Hey, I'm out of milk.
Marie Barone: Want to hear the latest? Your father wants to shave his head.
Ray Barone: [chuckles] Why don't you just stick your head out the car window?
Frank Barone: Where's my razor?
Marie Barone: Oh, sit down. We do not shave our heads in this house.
Frank Barone: It's my house, and it's my head.
Marie Barone: I'm not going to be seen with you like that.
Frank Barone: Another advantage!
Marie Barone: That's it! I'm hiding all the razors.
[Marie leaves.]
Ray Barone: You're not really going to shave your head, are you?
Frank Barone: [picks up the paper] Of course not. I just want to read the paper.
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
