Everybody Loves Raymond Quote
Frank Barone: Hey, your answering machine is busted.
Ray Barone: Why?
Marie Barone: It fell in some water.
Ray Barone: Why?
Marie Barone: I was washing it.
Ray Barone: [to Debra] You know, it's my fault, really, 'cause I never said; "Don't wash the answering machine".
Frank Barone: Well, the good news is we came up with a better message for you to leave.
Ray Barone: On our next machine?
Frank Barone: Uh, yes. "Hi, this is Debra".
Marie Barone: No, I'm supposed to be Debra.
Frank Barone: No, that's the joke. It's funnier if the guy is Debra.
Marie Barone: Oh, okay, go a head. This is funny.
Frank Barone: "Hi, this is Debra".
Marie Barone: "Hi, I am Raymond".
Frank Barone: No, not "I am Raymond"; "This is Ray".
Marie Barone: What's the difference?
Frank Barone: It's got to be the same.
Debra Barone: Is this the message?
Frank Barone: Again, Marie, again.
Marie Barone: "Hi, this is Ray".
Frank Barone: No, me first.
Marie Barone: What are you yelling about? You just said go ahead.
Frank Barone: No, I'm supposed to say "This is Debra" and you're supposed to say "This is Ray".
Ray Barone: Beep.
Ray Barone: Why?
Marie Barone: It fell in some water.
Ray Barone: Why?
Marie Barone: I was washing it.
Ray Barone: [to Debra] You know, it's my fault, really, 'cause I never said; "Don't wash the answering machine".
Frank Barone: Well, the good news is we came up with a better message for you to leave.
Ray Barone: On our next machine?
Frank Barone: Uh, yes. "Hi, this is Debra".
Marie Barone: No, I'm supposed to be Debra.
Frank Barone: No, that's the joke. It's funnier if the guy is Debra.
Marie Barone: Oh, okay, go a head. This is funny.
Frank Barone: "Hi, this is Debra".
Marie Barone: "Hi, I am Raymond".
Frank Barone: No, not "I am Raymond"; "This is Ray".
Marie Barone: What's the difference?
Frank Barone: It's got to be the same.
Debra Barone: Is this the message?
Frank Barone: Again, Marie, again.
Marie Barone: "Hi, this is Ray".
Frank Barone: No, me first.
Marie Barone: What are you yelling about? You just said go ahead.
Frank Barone: No, I'm supposed to say "This is Debra" and you're supposed to say "This is Ray".
Ray Barone: Beep.
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond
