Family Matters Quotes
Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross.
Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike.
Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. I promised grandma I'd help her get ready.
Harriette Winslow: For When?
Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction.
Harriette Winslow: Oh lord. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model.
Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]
Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike.
Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. I promised grandma I'd help her get ready.
Harriette Winslow: For When?
Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction.
Harriette Winslow: Oh lord. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model.
Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]
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Steve Urkel: Now that Waldo's out of the picture, does that make me your number one reject?
Laura: Sure, Steve. There's no one I wanna say no to more than you.
Steve Urkel: Whoa! We have liftoff!
Laura: Sure, Steve. There's no one I wanna say no to more than you.
Steve Urkel: Whoa! We have liftoff!
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Steve Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Would you like that?
Laura: I'd love it, but...
Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! Suppose I made it happen. Would you reward me with a kiss?
Laura: Sure. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face.
Laura: I'd love it, but...
Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! Suppose I made it happen. Would you reward me with a kiss?
Laura: Sure. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face.
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[On the phone]
Laura: Steve, I can't talk now. I'm cooking breakfast. No, you're not invited. It's just for the family... Steve... stop begging.
Laura: Steve, I can't talk now. I'm cooking breakfast. No, you're not invited. It's just for the family... Steve... stop begging.
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[Waldo has just given Eddie a list of IOU at Mighty Weenie]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: DAN DRUFF?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges]
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. [smiles]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: DAN DRUFF?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges]
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. [smiles]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo.
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