Farscape Quotes
Capt. Bialar Crais: Scarran dreadnaught, this Captain Bialar Crais, Peacekeeper. Approach any closer, you will be engaged and destroyed.
Stark: They must be terrified.
Stark: They must be terrified.
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Captain Biallar Crais: I like your style, hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer, theft of police property, illegal possession of a firearm, five counts of attempted murder. That comes to 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, check or credit card?
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John Robert Crichton, Jr.: [finds a pulse pistol] What do we have here? A pulse pistol. What are you doing here on your own? You're going to come in handy. You need a name... Winona. I'm gonna call you Winona.
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Rygel XVI: [Rygel is accidentally carrying Aeryn's child] I want this thing removed immediately!
John Crichton: It's not a thing!
Rygel XVI: Fine. I want this miracle of life the frell out of me!
John Crichton: It's not a thing!
Rygel XVI: Fine. I want this miracle of life the frell out of me!
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Crichton: There's life out here, Dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life. And death. In Technicolor. Hey, Dad, you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I've got them now.
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Rygel: I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.
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Jack Crichton: [before John's launch] Son, I can't help being who I am. Who I was.
John Crichton: It's not who you are, Dad: I love who you are. It's being son of who you are.[nervous chuckle]
John Crichton: Look, I....can't be your kind of hero.
Jack Crichton: No, you can't be. But each man gets a chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does, watch out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected.
John Crichton: It's not who you are, Dad: I love who you are. It's being son of who you are.[nervous chuckle]
John Crichton: Look, I....can't be your kind of hero.
Jack Crichton: No, you can't be. But each man gets a chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does, watch out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected.
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Press representative: [explaining theory behind Farscape One project] Ladies and gentlemen of the press, at 26: 14 on the flight clock, we begin the major experiment of this shuttle mission. Commander John Crichton will pilot a craft of his own design in a dangerous attempt to use our planet's gravity as a speed booster, slingshotting him off into space at previously unrecorded speeds. If successful, the results are anticipated as the first concrete steps toward interstellar travel.
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Zhaan: There you are. We've been looking all over for you, Rygel. You're making the DRD's nervous.
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Rygel: I found the manifest. We were scheduled for transfer to Terron-Ra.
D'Argo: That's a lifer's colony!
John Crichton: [surprised] Prisoner....you're escaped prisoners?
D'Argo: [solemnly] I will not be taken prisoner again.
Rygel: [noticing Crichton] They brought you on board, didn't they? Don't worry, I'll protect you. I look after you now, you look after me later.
D'Argo: That's a lifer's colony!
John Crichton: [surprised] Prisoner....you're escaped prisoners?
D'Argo: [solemnly] I will not be taken prisoner again.
Rygel: [noticing Crichton] They brought you on board, didn't they? Don't worry, I'll protect you. I look after you now, you look after me later.
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Zhaan: [after initial starburst] Pilot, does Moya know where we are?
Pilot: Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics.
Pilot: Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics.
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Rygel: [about an unusual aspect of Hynerian physiology] It's a perfectly natural bodily function. And it's odorless.
D'Argo: So your loyal subjects tell you!
John Crichton: You fart helium?
D'Argo: So your loyal subjects tell you!
John Crichton: You fart helium?
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Crais: [to Crichton] A human? It will require some study. I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you're made of.
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John Crichton: [with pulse pistol, to Peacekeeper guards] Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of....little yellow bolts of light!
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Aeryn Sun: It's my duty, it's my breeding since birth. It's what I am.
John Crichton: You can be more.
John Crichton: You can be more.
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Crichton: We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It’s a saying.
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Crichton: The sound is doing something to my eye. Feels like it’s melting my brain. It couldn’t actually be doing something to my brain, could it?
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Rygel: [I'm] aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!
Crichton: The guy knows mud.
Crichton: The guy knows mud.
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Crichton: [stepping out onto the planet for the first time] Kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah.
[Aeryn looks at him]
Crichton: Dagobah. Where Yoda lives.
[Aeryn looks at him]
Crichton: Dagobah. Where Yoda lives.
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Crichton: Look, I understand what a phenomenal moment this is for you.
Lyneea: Do you? Can you? I mean, to you space-travel is commonplace. But to us, here, I mean in one flash....
Crichton: ....you learn that you're not alone in the universe. That interstellar space travel is possible, that a zillion of your empirical facts about science and religion are wrong, or completely suspect? I do understand.
Lyneea: Do you? Can you? I mean, to you space-travel is commonplace. But to us, here, I mean in one flash....
Crichton: ....you learn that you're not alone in the universe. That interstellar space travel is possible, that a zillion of your empirical facts about science and religion are wrong, or completely suspect? I do understand.
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Crichton: You know, when I was your age, I used to dream about meeting a real, live alien.
Fostro: Yeah. Me too.
Fostro: Yeah. Me too.
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Rygel: Mother always said I was the best looking. That's why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.
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Aeryn: No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?
Crichton: Manners, personality, stock tips.
Crichton: Manners, personality, stock tips.
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