Farscape Quotes
D'Argo: [to differentiate themselves from their clones] We will cut off the tip of our small finger for identification.Crichton: [with can of spray paint] How about something a little less permanent?
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Crichton: Stimulant? That’s a little more than cappuccino, pal. Our friend just tried to kill us!
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Crichton: That’s your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!
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Rygel: If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway.
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Crichton: Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!
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Crichton: Ask me later. Just ask me later when I’ve got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask.
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Aeryn: Nobody knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you.
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Aeryn: She gives me a woody. [Crichton looks at her] Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you-
Crichton: The willies! She gives you the willies.
Crichton: The willies! She gives you the willies.
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Aeryn: Yes, well, the day that they prove that is the day I let Palmonian meat hounds tear all the flesh from my bones.
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Crichton: They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff? How come no one tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!
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Crichton: Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.
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Rygel: Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.
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Crichton: It’s not Kansas, and you’re way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto.
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Rygel: John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. That's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.
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Rygel: You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!
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Aeryn: You and the others are trying to get home avoiding Peacekeeper territories. My home is Peacekeeper territories; it's just that I can't ever go back there. Ever.
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Zhaan: Rygel, what a surprise. I see you're having something to eat. Is this your third helping or your fourth?
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Pilot: If he should ask for it, what body part are you willing to offer for it, your Eminence?
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Crichton: Back off! Get that weapon out of my face before I feed it to you. Now tell your bitch to let my female go.
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Rygel: I don't think you want to go after her. She said something about leaving her clothes behind.
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D'Argo: Something Crichton said is disturbing me.
Rygel: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.
D'Argo: It's what he said about us all having the same dream.
Rygel: It wasn't the same. Mine was better than yours.
Rygel: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.
D'Argo: It's what he said about us all having the same dream.
Rygel: It wasn't the same. Mine was better than yours.
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