Farscape Quotes

Rygel: I like my wives pregnant and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm and my slumber is uninterrupted.
Crichton: Wives plural? Big fella! (gives him high-five)
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Zhaan: We all visit the precipice. Each one of us must find our own way down.
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Crichton: It’s like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.
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Zhaan: I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.
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Crichton: One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I’ll take that as a yes.
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Crichton: Since I left home, I’ve been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I’ve had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I’ve felt peace.
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Crichton: Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don’t have time to play this game. Durka’s gone Hannibal Lecter on us.
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Crichton: Nebari mental cleansing doesn’t get the tough stains out.
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Chiana: Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.
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Crichton: They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn’t believe. But they do not have chocolate.
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Aeryn: Rain... Is that what you call this? I like it.
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Crichton: Listen, sunshine... You wanna be part of this crew?
Chiana: On your good days!
Crichton: This is one of the good days. I thought you were junior Miss Tough-Chick-of-the-Universe?
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Crichton: I haven’t heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn’t even go to the moon anymore.
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Crichton: You’ll be happy to know I have a plan.
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Chiana: You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?
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D'Argo: One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi...
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Crichton: Oh hell, we're screwed.
Rygel: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?
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Zhaan: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
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Crichton: Always a party.
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Chiana: Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?
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Crichton: Fetch the comfy chair.
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Crichton: A little while ago a commando skewered you with his Swiss Peacekeeper army knife.
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Crichton: Danger...danger, Will Robinson. Beware of the chair...beware of the chair.
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Stark: <raving and pointing>...MY SIDE! YOUR SIDE! MY SIDE! YOUR SIDE!...
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Rygel: My progeny were tiny. Tiny and handsome, like their father.
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D'Argo: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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Rygel: You're not seriously considering going down there are you? For goodness sake, did you see that thing?
D'Argo: You do not have to go down there, Your Flatulence.
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D'Argo: She was vague to the point that I suspect she doesn't have a clue.
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D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
Crichton: I love hanging with you, man.
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Crichton: All right, one quick trip to the pharmacy coming up. Out the door, turn left at the creature.
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