Farscape Quotes
Rygel: Don't think I'm going to miss you, any of you. I'm not. Well, maybe a little bit.
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[from a deleted scene where Aeryn and Crais say goodbye to eachother]
Crais: All the times that I have endangered your life. All the times that I have lied to you. Hurt you. Starting from the moment I declared you irreversibly contaminated.
Aeryn: Listen to me. That was the beginning of my life.
Crais: All the times that I have endangered your life. All the times that I have lied to you. Hurt you. Starting from the moment I declared you irreversibly contaminated.
Aeryn: Listen to me. That was the beginning of my life.
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Crichton: What does that taste like?
Aeryn: Yesterday.
Crichton: Oh, well, nobody can compete with that. I am so much better dead.
Aeryn: Yesterday.
Crichton: Oh, well, nobody can compete with that. I am so much better dead.
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Crichton: (To Sikozu): So you Jacques Cousteau your way up stream to where they die
Crichton: (To the Grudeks): John: NOH! PAV'HOR! HERRUCH'T! (To Sikozu)You didn't get that one did you...'cause it's Klingon! A show of force is the only thing that Klingons understand.
Crichton: (To the Grudeks): John: NOH! PAV'HOR! HERRUCH'T! (To Sikozu)You didn't get that one did you...'cause it's Klingon! A show of force is the only thing that Klingons understand.
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Crichton: We're going to be really, really quiet so the Pirates of the Caribbean don't hear us, okay?
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Sikozu: If you are sober or sane enough to understand, I suggest you aim that behind you. The creatures following me execute on sight.
(John takes a sip of alcohol)
Sikozu: Now, what are you going to do for me?
(John takes a sip of alcohol)
Sikozu: Now, what are you going to do for me?
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John (explaining his situation to Sikozu): Okay! Once upon a time I was happy here. A little on the lonely side - but that's okay 'cos at least Wynona only had to start cooking fires - you know - fire? Whoosh! Fire. Module's outta fuel so it's not goin' anywhere. So, I'm workin' like a mofo. And everything is fiiiiinally comin' together on these crates here - 'til you - SMASHED THROUGH - PISSING ME OFF - just - a little bit. So the only thing that I still had goin' for me - you just destroyed, lady! YEAH!
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(After the Grudeks fire at them.)
Sikozu (Whispering): Make them think you are dead!
John: Okay, Sputnik. (Walks out to the catwalk and fires back). YOU MISSED!!
Sikozu (Whispering): Make them think you are dead!
John: Okay, Sputnik. (Walks out to the catwalk and fires back). YOU MISSED!!
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John (flaunting his rear end to the hound): You want some o' this? Yeah! Grade-A prime American beef!
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John: (about the baby) Maybe it's not mine at all.
Dream Aeryn: You just won't let that rest, will you?
John: Nah, maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny tiny goatee.
Dream Aeryn: Maybe.
John: Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
Dream Aeryn: Maybe.
John: Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
Dream Aeryn: Then we'll know it's yours.
Dream Aeryn: You just won't let that rest, will you?
John: Nah, maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny tiny goatee.
Dream Aeryn: Maybe.
John: Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
Dream Aeryn: Maybe.
John: Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
Dream Aeryn: Then we'll know it's yours.
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Rygel: Wormholes, Aeryn, Earth, Aeryn, Scorpius, Aeryn. I'm out of fingers. Want me to keep counting on hers? <holds up Sikozu's severed hand>
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Old Woman: Ask Vella, if all the priests died here, why are there no bones? Why are there no bones?
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Old Woman: Crichton! (Moves to hug him)
John: Oh! Ah - damn! You need a bath!
Old Woman: Never bathe, never bathe - It washes off the juice.
John: Oh! Ah - damn! You need a bath!
Old Woman: Never bathe, never bathe - It washes off the juice.
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Vella (to Jool): Intellectually - Luxans are a subspecies. He will make mistakes. You will be blamed for them.
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D'Argo: Well, to use one of your expressions, you're going to have to take one for the team.
Crichton: Technically, I've already taken two.
Crichton: Technically, I've already taken two.
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Braca: Hello Crichton.
John: Hiya Braca. Let me ask you a question. You're a man of the world, right? Does my ass look big in these pants?
John: Hiya Braca. Let me ask you a question. You're a man of the world, right? Does my ass look big in these pants?
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Old Woman: Crichton - we're all gonna die, but he can live down there until the magnetic summer ends.
John: And-?
Old Woman: And... (Pulls a pulse pistol out and tosses it out of his reach over the cliff.)
John (Annoyed): Was that Winona?
Old Woman: Yes
John: I really don't wanna know where you hid her.
John: And-?
Old Woman: And... (Pulls a pulse pistol out and tosses it out of his reach over the cliff.)
John (Annoyed): Was that Winona?
Old Woman: Yes
John: I really don't wanna know where you hid her.
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Rygel: Great. We're hunted by Peacekeepers, towing a dead module, lost in the Uncharted Territories with no purpose in life. How good does it get?
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Jool: You may not have been Vella's intellectual equal...
D'Argo: Well I am now. She's a rock.
D'Argo: Well I am now. She's a rock.
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Jool (To D'Argo): You have more courage... integrity and honesty than a dozen Vellas. And I should have said that to her.
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Crichton: How come everything tastes like chicken?
Crichton: This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic? She's a triple threat.
Crichton: This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic? She's a triple threat.
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