Fat Actress Quotes

Kirstie Alley: I want some fries. Where are my fries? [shouts outside the car window]
Kirstie Alley: Can't you people learn to speak English? You live in the friggin' United States of America! I ordered french fries!

Movie: Fat Actress
Quinn Taylor Scott: Okay, I've got the perfect thing. Why don't you do something exotic like umm, acquire a parasite. All three of you.
Kirstie Alley: Mmm. Where do we get parasites?
Quinn Taylor Scott: You could go on vacation, you know, somewhere exotic, like Asia, India, Africa. You eat the food, drink the water, lick a local, you get the parasite.
Kirstie Alley: Any old parasite?
Kevyn Shecket: Yeah, I vote no on the parasites.

Movie: Fat Actress