Fat Pizza vs. Housos Quotes
[repeated line] Bobo Gigliotti: [phone ringing and Bobo answers it]Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.
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Taxi Driver: [to Johno, the head bikie]I'm not scared of you mate! I'm half Serbian, half Croatian! I wake up in the morning, I want to kill myself!
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Hayley: [Franky has just caught Pauly having sex with his girlfriend Hayley]What the fuck's this? Are you twins?
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Pauly Falzoni: [in unison]Cousins.
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Pauly Falzoni: [in unison]Cousins.
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Taxi Driver: Yeah, fuck you stupid! Fuck you, you stupid bikies fuckin'! I got back to Melbourne! Beautiful Melbourne, mate! West Gate Bridge, fuckin'! Beaauuuuttiiffulll!
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Mama: [Mama tells Shazza to get out of the Fat Pizza shop after threatening to shut them down]Hey, you! Get out of my shop, you skanky... puttana!
Shazza Jones: Yeah, go fluff your wig up, you fucking troll doll!
Shazza Jones: Yeah, go fluff your wig up, you fucking troll doll!
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Mama: [Mama shouts from upstairs and walks upstairs]Bobo! What are you doing up there? [Mama then sees Bobo looking at pornography on the Internet]
Mama: Bobo, are you looking at the dirty, *disgusting*, pornographic photos?
Bobo Gigliotti: No, mama.
Mama: Stand up! [Mama sees Bobo's big extended boner hanging out of his pants]
Mama: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! [whacking Bobo's penis hard]
Bobo Gigliotti: Owww! Mama!
Mama: You need to go back to work!
Mama: Bobo, are you looking at the dirty, *disgusting*, pornographic photos?
Bobo Gigliotti: No, mama.
Mama: Stand up! [Mama sees Bobo's big extended boner hanging out of his pants]
Mama: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! [whacking Bobo's penis hard]
Bobo Gigliotti: Owww! Mama!
Mama: You need to go back to work!
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Bobo Gigliotti: [phone rings and Bobo answers it]Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]Oh, yeah, g'day mate. I just wanted to order the, uh, Aussie Special. Has it got ham and pineapple on it?
Bobo Gigliotti: No! Only ham.
Shazza Jones: You're fucking kidding me are ya? [yelling out to Beryl, in her room]
Shazza Jones: Oi, Beryl! There's no ham and pineapple on this Aussie pizza! Do you still want it?
Beryl: 'Course I want it! Where's Darren?
Shazza Jones: [yelling out to Beryl, whilst on the phone]The stupid fucktard pissed off just because I called him fucking soft!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: So, what are you still doing in my house?
Shazza Jones: [yelling while on the phone]It's my right as a fucking de facto to stay here in this fucking house with these fucking kids!
Bobo Gigliotti: [still on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: Shut up! I can't hear the bloody TV!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]You wanna order a pizza?
Shazza Jones: [talking to Bobo on the phone]Yeah, just give us the large Aussie Special.
Beryl: [yelling from the other room]And get some garlic bread for Reg, too!
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]And a fucking garlic bread.
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]What's the address?
Shazza Jones: [on the phone giving the address]21 Ramsay Street Sunny... vale... [Reg takes the menu and he rips it as Shazza tries to take it off him]
Shazza Jones: Fucking idiot!
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]Oh, yeah, g'day mate. I just wanted to order the, uh, Aussie Special. Has it got ham and pineapple on it?
Bobo Gigliotti: No! Only ham.
Shazza Jones: You're fucking kidding me are ya? [yelling out to Beryl, in her room]
Shazza Jones: Oi, Beryl! There's no ham and pineapple on this Aussie pizza! Do you still want it?
Beryl: 'Course I want it! Where's Darren?
Shazza Jones: [yelling out to Beryl, whilst on the phone]The stupid fucktard pissed off just because I called him fucking soft!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: So, what are you still doing in my house?
Shazza Jones: [yelling while on the phone]It's my right as a fucking de facto to stay here in this fucking house with these fucking kids!
Bobo Gigliotti: [still on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: Shut up! I can't hear the bloody TV!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]You wanna order a pizza?
Shazza Jones: [talking to Bobo on the phone]Yeah, just give us the large Aussie Special.
Beryl: [yelling from the other room]And get some garlic bread for Reg, too!
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]And a fucking garlic bread.
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]What's the address?
Shazza Jones: [on the phone giving the address]21 Ramsay Street Sunny... vale... [Reg takes the menu and he rips it as Shazza tries to take it off him]
Shazza Jones: Fucking idiot!
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Angry: [the bikies walk into the pizza shop, waiting to bash Bobo and Reg. Angry points to them]Is that them?
Jonno: [pointing to Reg, angrily]*That's* the guy that threw me out on my ass! [pointing to Bobo]
Jonno: And *that's* the guy that told them to do it!
Bobo Gigliotti: [shooing the bikies out]Get out of my shop!
Jonno: [the bikies gang up on Bobo and Reg]You gonna make us? [Bobo makes eyes at his chainsaw, ready to get it out]
Garry Kock: [the cops, Richard and Garry show up to the pizza shop]Hey! What's going on here? [going into the shop, circling the bikies]
Garry Kock: You monkeys got a fucking problem?
Richard Head: You boys know you can't wear bikie patches on a licensed premises!
Garry Kock: [to Rich, asking to call the taskforce]Rich, call the Taskforce!
Angry: [to Bobo]Hey! Pizza boy! Is this a licensed premises?
Bobo Gigliotti: NO!
Angry: [to the cops]Sorry, we gotta go. [about Richard]
Angry: Cunt-stable!
Jonno: [pointing to Reg, angrily]*That's* the guy that threw me out on my ass! [pointing to Bobo]
Jonno: And *that's* the guy that told them to do it!
Bobo Gigliotti: [shooing the bikies out]Get out of my shop!
Jonno: [the bikies gang up on Bobo and Reg]You gonna make us? [Bobo makes eyes at his chainsaw, ready to get it out]
Garry Kock: [the cops, Richard and Garry show up to the pizza shop]Hey! What's going on here? [going into the shop, circling the bikies]
Garry Kock: You monkeys got a fucking problem?
Richard Head: You boys know you can't wear bikie patches on a licensed premises!
Garry Kock: [to Rich, asking to call the taskforce]Rich, call the Taskforce!
Angry: [to Bobo]Hey! Pizza boy! Is this a licensed premises?
Bobo Gigliotti: NO!
Angry: [to the cops]Sorry, we gotta go. [about Richard]
Angry: Cunt-stable!
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