Father Ted Quote
[In the hospital waiting area]
Father Dougal McGuire: Who would have thought being hit by lightening would land you in hospital?
Father Ted Crilly: What? What are you talking about? Of course it can land you in hospital
Father Dougal McGuire: Well it's not usually serious is it Ted. I mean, I was hit by lightening a few times and I never had to go to hospital.
Father Ted Crilly: Yes Dougal, but you're different from most people. All that happened to you was that balloons kept sticking to you.
Father Dougal McGuire: Who would have thought being hit by lightening would land you in hospital?
Father Ted Crilly: What? What are you talking about? Of course it can land you in hospital
Father Dougal McGuire: Well it's not usually serious is it Ted. I mean, I was hit by lightening a few times and I never had to go to hospital.
Father Ted Crilly: Yes Dougal, but you're different from most people. All that happened to you was that balloons kept sticking to you.
TV Show: Father Ted
