Fight Club Quote
Richard Chesler : [ Reading a piece of paper ] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler : The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?
Narrator : Huh?
Richard Chesler : Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator : [ pauses ] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. [ Gets up from the chair ]
Narrator : [ Talking slowly ] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. [ Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands ]
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator : Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. [ Phone rings ]
Narrator : [ Into phone ] Compliance and Liability...?
Marla Singer : My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator : [ to boss ] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler : The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?
Narrator : Huh?
Richard Chesler : Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator : [ pauses ] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. [ Gets up from the chair ]
Narrator : [ Talking slowly ] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. [ Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands ]
Narrator : [ Voice-over ] And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator : Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. [ Phone rings ]
Narrator : [ Into phone ] Compliance and Liability...?
Marla Singer : My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator : [ to boss ] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.
Movie: Fight Club
