Fight Club Quotes
Marla Singer : There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
Narrator : I know, and I'm sorry...
Marla Singer : Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, everybody's sorry, but... I can't do this anymore. I can't. And I won't. I'm gone.
Narrator : I know, and I'm sorry...
Marla Singer : Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, everybody's sorry, but... I can't do this anymore. I can't. And I won't. I'm gone.
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[ Holding up a wad of cash ]
Marla Singer : You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
Marla Singer : You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
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[ meeting aboard an airliner ]
Narrator : What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden : Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
Narrator : What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden : Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
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Narrator : He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry. [ the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot ]
Tyler Durden : Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator : Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden : [ snickers ] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator : ...you get the idea.
Tyler Durden : Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator : Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden : [ snickers ] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator : ...you get the idea.
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Narrator : Oh, yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe : Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite... [ the group leader takes the mic ]
Group Leader : Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.
Chloe : Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite... [ the group leader takes the mic ]
Group Leader : Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Narrator : A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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Narrator : I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
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Narrator : After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
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Narrator : If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Tyler Durden : Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
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Narrator : And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
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Tyler Durden : Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator : It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden : It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator : ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden : Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.
Narrator : It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden : It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator : ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden : Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.
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Narrator : [ while brutally beating Angel Face ] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
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Narrator : [ reading ] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden : I get cancer, I kill Jack.
Tyler Durden : I get cancer, I kill Jack.
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Narrator : Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.
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Narrator : I'll tell you: we'll split up the week, okay? You take lymphoma, and tuberculosis...
Marla Singer : You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
Narrator : Okay, good, fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.
Marla Singer : Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator : You're kidding.
Marla Singer : I don't know... am I?
Narrator : No, no! What do you want?
Marla Singer : I'll take the parasites.
Narrator : You can't have both the parasites, but while you take the blood parasites...
Marla Singer : I want brain parasites.
Narrator : I'll take the blood parasites. But I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay?
Marla Singer : I want that.
Narrator : You can't have the whole brain, that's...
Marla Singer : So far you have four, I only have two!
Narrator : Okay. Take both the parasites. They're yours. Now we both have three...
Marla Singer : You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
Narrator : Okay, good, fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.
Marla Singer : Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator : You're kidding.
Marla Singer : I don't know... am I?
Narrator : No, no! What do you want?
Marla Singer : I'll take the parasites.
Narrator : You can't have both the parasites, but while you take the blood parasites...
Marla Singer : I want brain parasites.
Narrator : I'll take the blood parasites. But I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay?
Marla Singer : I want that.
Narrator : You can't have the whole brain, that's...
Marla Singer : So far you have four, I only have two!
Narrator : Okay. Take both the parasites. They're yours. Now we both have three...
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Tyler Durden : It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator : There's always that.
Narrator : There's always that.
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[ the narrator pulls a loose tooth out of his mouth ]
Narrator : Fuck.
Tyler Durden : Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
Narrator : Fuck.
Tyler Durden : Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
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[ about attending support groups for diseases she doesn't have ]
Marla Singer : It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
Marla Singer : It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
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Narrator : Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME! [ voice-over ]
Narrator : I'd like to thank the Academy...
Narrator : I'd like to thank the Academy...
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Tyler Durden : Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.
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