Fight Club Quotes
Tyler Durden : My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
Narrator : Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden : So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator : Same here.
Tyler Durden : Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator : I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden : We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Narrator : Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden : So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator : Same here.
Tyler Durden : Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator : I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden : We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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Narrator : I've found a new one. For men *only*.
Marla Singer : Oh, is it a testicle thing?
Marla Singer : Oh, is it a testicle thing?
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Narrator : With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.
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Narrator : What do you do?
Tyler Durden : What do you mean?
Narrator : What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden : Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
Tyler Durden : What do you mean?
Narrator : What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden : Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
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Narrator : Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?
Tyler Durden : What are you talking about?
Narrator : Why didn't you include me, in the beginning?
Tyler Durden : Fight Club *was* the beginning.
Tyler Durden : What are you talking about?
Narrator : Why didn't you include me, in the beginning?
Tyler Durden : Fight Club *was* the beginning.
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Narrator : Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade?
Richard Chesler : Yes. Make these your primary action items.
Richard Chesler : Yes. Make these your primary action items.
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Narrator : [ looking at a Calvin Klein ad on a bus ] Is that what a man looks like?
Tyler Durden : [ laughs ] Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction...
Tyler Durden : [ laughs ] Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction...
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[ Poem on Narrator's computer ]
Narrator : Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
Narrator : Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
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Tyler Durden : If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator : Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
Narrator : Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
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Tyler Durden : *slaps the Narrator, throws away goggles* Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he HATES you. It's not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator : It isn't?
Tyler Durden : We don't NEED Him!
Narrator : *squirms* We don't - we don't - !
Tyler Durden : Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We're God's unwanted children, SO BE IT!
Narrator : It isn't?
Tyler Durden : We don't NEED Him!
Narrator : *squirms* We don't - we don't - !
Tyler Durden : Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We're God's unwanted children, SO BE IT!
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Lou : *punches Tyler in face* You here me now?
Tyler Durden : Alright, alright, I got it. I got it - shit I lost it.
Tyler Durden : Alright, alright, I got it. I got it - shit I lost it.
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Narrator : What do you want me to do? You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden : Come on, do me this one favor.
Narrator : Why?
Tyler Durden : Why? I don't know why, I don't know. Never been in a fight, you?
Narrator : No, but that's a good thing.
Tyler Durden : No, man it's not. How much can you know yourself if you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die with out any scars.
Tyler Durden : Come on, do me this one favor.
Narrator : Why?
Tyler Durden : Why? I don't know why, I don't know. Never been in a fight, you?
Narrator : No, but that's a good thing.
Tyler Durden : No, man it's not. How much can you know yourself if you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die with out any scars.
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Tyler Durden : [ Robbing a liposuction clinic ] The richest, creamiest fat in the world. The fat of the land.
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Tyler Durden : This is your pain. This is your burning hand. It's right here. Look at it.
Narrator : I'm going to my cave. I'm going to my cave and I'm going to find my power animal.
Tyler Durden : No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do. Deal with it the way a living person does.
Narrator : I'm going to my cave. I'm going to my cave and I'm going to find my power animal.
Tyler Durden : No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do. Deal with it the way a living person does.
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Members of Fight Club : In death, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is robert paulsen.
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