Finding Nemo Quotes
Finding Nemo
After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
8.1/10
U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)
Nemo : Are you all right?
Dory : [ exasperated ] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
Nemo : It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, we can look together.
Dory : I'm Dory.
Nemo : I'm Nemo.
Dory : Nemo?... that's a nice name...
Dory : [ exasperated ] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
Nemo : It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, we can look together.
Dory : I'm Dory.
Nemo : I'm Nemo.
Dory : Nemo?... that's a nice name...
Movie: Finding Nemo
School of Fish : Hey, hey! You like impressions?
Dory : Mmm-hmm.
School of Fish : Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [ School takes form of swordfish ]
School of Fish : So, what are we? Take a guess.
Dory : Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.
School of Fish : I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*.
Dory : Wait, wait, umm...
Marlin : It's a swordfish!
School of Fish : Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [ Takes form of lobster ]
School of Fish : Where's the butter?
Dory : Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue...
Marlin : [ Coughing ] Lobster!
School of Fish : Saw that.
Marlin : What?
School of Fish : [ Takes form of octopus ] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean.
Dory : Clam!
School of Fish : Close enough. [ Takes form of pirate ship ]
School of Fish : Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad...
Dory : Oh, they're good.
Dory : Mmm-hmm.
School of Fish : Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [ School takes form of swordfish ]
School of Fish : So, what are we? Take a guess.
Dory : Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.
School of Fish : I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*.
Dory : Wait, wait, umm...
Marlin : It's a swordfish!
School of Fish : Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [ Takes form of lobster ]
School of Fish : Where's the butter?
Dory : Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue...
Marlin : [ Coughing ] Lobster!
School of Fish : Saw that.
Marlin : What?
School of Fish : [ Takes form of octopus ] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean.
Dory : Clam!
School of Fish : Close enough. [ Takes form of pirate ship ]
School of Fish : Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad...
Dory : Oh, they're good.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Mr. Ray : Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?
Nemo : Exchange student.
Squirt : I'm from the EAC, dude.
Mr. Ray : Sweet!
Nemo, Squirt : Totally!
Nemo : Exchange student.
Squirt : I'm from the EAC, dude.
Mr. Ray : Sweet!
Nemo, Squirt : Totally!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Nemo : I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
Gill : No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.
Gill : No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : [ Inside the whale ] I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : What did it say? What did the mask say?
Dory : P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [ gasps ]
Dory : I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...
Marlin : Wait! What does that mean?
Dory : I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
Dory : P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [ gasps ]
Dory : I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...
Marlin : Wait! What does that mean?
Dory : I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ Nemo is stuck in the filter intake. The others are about to help him out when... ]
Gill : Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.
Nemo : Can you help me?
Gill : No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
Deb : Ah, Gil...
Gill : I just want to see him do it, Okay? Keep calm. Alternate wriggling your fins and your tail.
Nemo : I can't. I have a bad fin
Gill : Never stopped me [ Turns to show Nemo his broken fin ]
Gill : Just think about what you have to do. [ Nemo wriggles out of the filter ]
Gill : Perfect.
Gill : Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.
Nemo : Can you help me?
Gill : No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
Deb : Ah, Gil...
Gill : I just want to see him do it, Okay? Keep calm. Alternate wriggling your fins and your tail.
Nemo : I can't. I have a bad fin
Gill : Never stopped me [ Turns to show Nemo his broken fin ]
Gill : Just think about what you have to do. [ Nemo wriggles out of the filter ]
Gill : Perfect.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Gurgle : Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
Nemo : It's all right. I know who you're talking about. [ Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head ]
Nemo : It's all right. I know who you're talking about. [ Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head ]
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : Hey. Guess what?
Nemo : What?
Marlin : Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old.
Nemo : Hundred and fifty?
Marlin : Yup.
Nemo : Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.
Marlin : Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred.
Nemo : What?
Marlin : Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old.
Nemo : Hundred and fifty?
Marlin : Yup.
Nemo : Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.
Marlin : Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred.
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ looking at the mines ]
Dory : Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
Bruce : Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
Dory : Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
Bruce : Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : I saw a boat.
Marlin : You did?
Dory : Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [ few seconds later ]
Dory : Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin : What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory : A boat?
Marlin : YES.
Dory : Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin : Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory : I did? Oh, no...
Marlin : You did?
Dory : Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [ few seconds later ]
Dory : Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin : What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory : A boat?
Marlin : YES.
Dory : Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin : Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory : I did? Oh, no...
Movie: Finding Nemo
Nemo : Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
Marlin : I highly doubt it.
Nemo : Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin : No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo : How old are sea turtles?
Marlin : Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo : Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin : Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
Marlin : I highly doubt it.
Nemo : Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin : No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo : How old are sea turtles?
Marlin : Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo : Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin : Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : How about we play a game?
Marlin : All right.
Dory : Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin : It's me.
Dory : Right! [ Later ]
Dory : I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin : Me again.
Dory : All right, Mr. Smartypants... [ Later ]
Dory : ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin : Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory : Okay, that's just scary.
Marlin : All right.
Dory : Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin : It's me.
Dory : Right! [ Later ]
Dory : I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin : Me again.
Dory : All right, Mr. Smartypants... [ Later ]
Dory : ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin : Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory : Okay, that's just scary.
Movie: Finding Nemo
School of Fish : Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
Dory : Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember. [ swimming to catch up with Marlin ]
Dory : Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you. [ sees the trench ]
Dory : Woah. Nice trench.
Dory : Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember. [ swimming to catch up with Marlin ]
Dory : Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you. [ sees the trench ]
Dory : Woah. Nice trench.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo : It's not safe.
Marlin : That's my boy.
Nemo : It's not safe.
Marlin : That's my boy.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Nigel : [ quietly ] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Seagull : Mine?
Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.
Marlin : Yeah, right.
Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin : [ shouts and jumps ] That's Nemo!
Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Seagull : Mine?
Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.
Marlin : Yeah, right.
Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin : [ shouts and jumps ] That's Nemo!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy. [ baby talk, the jellyfish stings her ]
Dory : Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.
Dory : Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : [ about the humpback whale ] Maybe he only speaks whale. [ slowly and deeply, imitating the whale ]
Dory : Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
Marlin : Dory?
Dory : ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin : What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory : Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
Marlin : Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
Dory : Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin : He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory : Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin : Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory : Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin : No, don't try humpback.
Dory : Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin : Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory : Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin : Don't do that!
Dory : Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin : It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
Dory : Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
Marlin : Dory?
Dory : ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin : What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory : Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
Marlin : Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
Dory : Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin : He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory : Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin : Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory : Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin : No, don't try humpback.
Dory : Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin : Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory : Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin : Don't do that!
Dory : Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin : It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
Marlin : I'm sorry, Dory. But I... do.
Marlin : I'm sorry, Dory. But I... do.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him. [ points to Marlin ]
Nemo : But bigger.
Crab : Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me. [ Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see ]
Seagulls : Mine? Mine. Mine! [ they start flapping from their rock to where the crab is ]
Crab : Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!
Nemo : But bigger.
Crab : Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me. [ Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see ]
Seagulls : Mine? Mine. Mine! [ they start flapping from their rock to where the crab is ]
Crab : Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : [ sees a very small baby jellyfish ] I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy... [ makes baby talk and slowly touches the jellyfish, getting shocked ]
Dory : [ pulling her fin away quickly ] Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!
Dory : [ pulling her fin away quickly ] Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Nigel : Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Gill : All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques.
Jacques : Oui.
Gill : No cleaning.
Jacques : I shall resist.
Gill : Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it. [ Bloat belches ]
Gill : Good work.
Jacques : Oui.
Gill : No cleaning.
Jacques : I shall resist.
Gill : Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it. [ Bloat belches ]
Gill : Good work.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Gill : From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill : Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill : Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle : Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill : Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill : Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle : Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : How do you know if they're ready?
Crush : Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?
Crush : Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : [ dreaming ] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
Movie: Finding Nemo