Finding Nemo Quotes
Finding Nemo
After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
8.1/10
U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)
Seagulls : Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. [ repeatedly ]
Nigel : Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings!
Nigel : Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings!
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Marlin : Crush, wait. How old are you?
Crush : Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.
Crush : Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.
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Chum : Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
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Marlin : [ Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask ] Dory, do you see anything?
Dory : Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin : That's just me. I'm sorry.
Dory : Who's that?
Marlin : [ exasperated ] Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me!
Dory : Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin : [ sighs ] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory : Eh, can't complain.
Marlin : Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory : [ angler fish's light approaches ] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
Marlin : No, I see it too.
Dory : Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin : That's just me. I'm sorry.
Dory : Who's that?
Marlin : [ exasperated ] Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me!
Dory : Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin : [ sighs ] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory : Eh, can't complain.
Marlin : Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory : [ angler fish's light approaches ] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
Marlin : No, I see it too.
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[ after whale blows Marlin and Dory out ]
Marlin : THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR.
Dory : Wow. I wish I could speak whale...
Marlin : THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR.
Dory : Wow. I wish I could speak whale...
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Marlin : You know what? I was right. We'll start school in a year or two.
Nemo : No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean...
Marlin : Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo!
Nemo : [ pause, mutters ] I hate you.
Nemo : No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean...
Marlin : Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo!
Nemo : [ pause, mutters ] I hate you.
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Marlin : If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
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Bruce : So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late?
Marlin : Nothing, we're not doing anything, we're not even out.
Bruce : Great! Then how would you little morsels like to come to a little - a little get-together I'm having?
Dory : You mean like a party?
Bruce : Yeah, that's it, a party! What do you say?
Dory : Oh, I love parties! That sounds like fun.
Marlin : Parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we really have to...
Bruce : [ Takes Dory and Marlin by the fin ] Aw, come on. I insist.
Marlin : [ Nervous ] Okay, that's all that matters.
Marlin : Nothing, we're not doing anything, we're not even out.
Bruce : Great! Then how would you little morsels like to come to a little - a little get-together I'm having?
Dory : You mean like a party?
Bruce : Yeah, that's it, a party! What do you say?
Dory : Oh, I love parties! That sounds like fun.
Marlin : Parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we really have to...
Bruce : [ Takes Dory and Marlin by the fin ] Aw, come on. I insist.
Marlin : [ Nervous ] Okay, that's all that matters.
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Dory : [ At the entrance to the trench ] Come on, let's go.
Marlin : No, no, no! Bad trench, bad trench! Come on, we're swimming over this thing.
Dory : Whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something tells me we should go through it, not over it.
Marlin : Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it!
Dory : I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should go through it.
Marlin : And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.
Dory : Come on, trust me on this one.
Marlin : Trust you?
Dory : Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
Marlin : Look, something shiny!
Dory : Where?
Marlin : Oh, it just swam over the trench! Come on, we'll follow it. Let's go.
Dory : Okay.
Marlin : No, no, no! Bad trench, bad trench! Come on, we're swimming over this thing.
Dory : Whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something tells me we should go through it, not over it.
Marlin : Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it!
Dory : I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should go through it.
Marlin : And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.
Dory : Come on, trust me on this one.
Marlin : Trust you?
Dory : Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
Marlin : Look, something shiny!
Dory : Where?
Marlin : Oh, it just swam over the trench! Come on, we'll follow it. Let's go.
Dory : Okay.
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[ Nemo has gone to the boat ]
Marlin : Nemo! You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here! Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister... [ Nemo lifts his fin ]
Marlin : Don't you lay a fin on that boat! Don't you dare touch that boat! Don't you... [ Nemo touches the boat ]
Marlin : Nemo!
Tad : [ Whispering ] He touched the butt.
Marlin : Nemo! You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here! Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister... [ Nemo lifts his fin ]
Marlin : Don't you lay a fin on that boat! Don't you dare touch that boat! Don't you... [ Nemo touches the boat ]
Marlin : Nemo!
Tad : [ Whispering ] He touched the butt.
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Darla : [ Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off; singing loudly ] Twinkle twinkle little star!
Peach : [ slowly falling off the glass ] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Peach : [ slowly falling off the glass ] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
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Bruce : All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
Marlin : Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
Bruce : Oh. Okay...
Bruce, Anchor, Chum : [ to each other ] Denial.
Marlin : Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
Bruce : Oh. Okay...
Bruce, Anchor, Chum : [ to each other ] Denial.
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Marlin : Wait a minute! You can read?
Dory : I can read? That's right, I can READ!
Dory : I can read? That's right, I can READ!
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Marlin : There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... [ sees the mask ]
Marlin : Nemo!
Chum : [ laughing ] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
Bruce : For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
Marlin : Nemo!
Chum : [ laughing ] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
Bruce : For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
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Marlin : ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?" [ Everyone laughs ]
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Marlin : The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?
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[ Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face ]
Dory : Ow!
Marlin : Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Dory : Ow, ow, ow!
Marlin : I'm so sorry.
Dory : You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? [ a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose ]
Marlin : Ohh!
Dory : Ow. Ow. Ow.
Bruce : Dory, are you okay... [ Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black ]
Bruce : Ooooooooo, that's good...
Chum, Anchor : Intervention!
Dory : Ow!
Marlin : Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Dory : Ow, ow, ow!
Marlin : I'm so sorry.
Dory : You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? [ a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose ]
Marlin : Ohh!
Dory : Ow. Ow. Ow.
Bruce : Dory, are you okay... [ Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black ]
Bruce : Ooooooooo, that's good...
Chum, Anchor : Intervention!
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Squirt : Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. [ They slap fins ]
Crush : Noggin'. [ bump heads ]
Crush, Squirt : Dude!
Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. [ They slap fins ]
Crush : Noggin'. [ bump heads ]
Crush, Squirt : Dude!
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Dory : Hi. I'm Dory.
Anchor, Chum, Bruce : Hello, Dory.
Dory : And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. [ the sharks applaud ]
Chum : Wow, that's incredible!
Bruce : Good on ya, mate!
Dory : Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Anchor, Chum, Bruce : Hello, Dory.
Dory : And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. [ the sharks applaud ]
Chum : Wow, that's incredible!
Bruce : Good on ya, mate!
Dory : Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
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Bubbles : So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
Nemo : Umm... big... and blue?
Bubbles : I knew it.
Nemo : Umm... big... and blue?
Bubbles : I knew it.
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Peach : [ waving back and forth against the soiled tank wall ] Look, Scum angel.
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[ Large explosion occurs underwater with a small bubble reaching the surface, popping next to Pelican 1. Pelican 2 looks at him, upset ]
Pelican 2 : [ Disgusted ] Nice. [ Flies away ]
Pelican 2 : [ Disgusted ] Nice. [ Flies away ]
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[ as Bruce hungrily chases Marlin and Dory ]
Anchor : He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
Anchor : He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
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[ Squirts falls off the back of another turtle and off the current ]
Marlin : [ freaks out ] Oh, my goodness!
Crush : Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.
Marlin : [ freaks out ] Oh, my goodness!
Crush : Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.
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