Finding Nemo Quotes

Finding Nemo

After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.

8.1/10

U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)

Marlin : He's my son, he was taken by these divers...
Dory : Oh my, you poor fish.
Chum : Humans. Think they own everything.
Anchor : Probably American...

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Gill : Who's with me?
Bloat : I.
Deb : I.
Bubbles : I.
Gurgle : I think you're nuts.

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Mr. Ray : Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Jimmy : Aw, man!

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Tad : I'm obnoxious.

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Marlin : Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US. [ wagging his tail on the whale's taste bud ]
Marlin : How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?

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Nemo : I wanna go home. Does anyone know where my dad is?
Peach : Honey, your father's probably back at the pet store.
Nemo : Pet store?
Bloat : Yeah. Like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle : Pet Palace.
Bubbles : Fish-O-Rama.
Deb : Mail Order.
Peach : eBay.

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Bruce : Hello. [ Marlin gasps, Dory swims up ]
Dory : Well, hi!
Bruce : Name's Bruce. [ offers fin, Marlin backs up ]
Bruce : It's all right. I understand. [ turns away ]
Bruce : Why trust a shark, right? [ quickly returns and snaps at Marlin and Dory, then laughs ]

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[ as Bruce bangs against the door of the sunken ship ]
Dory : Who is it?
Marlin : Dory, help me find a way out!
Dory : [ to Bruce ] Sorry. Could you come back later? We're trying to escape.

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Bruce : [ breaking through a porthole while blood-crazy ] Heeeerrrreeee's Brucie!

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[ Eating from sewage treatment pipe ]
Crab #1 : Manna from heaven.
Crab #2 : Sweet nectar of life.

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Bruce : Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy. [ starts crying ]
Bruce : I never knew my father!
Anchor : Come on, group hug.
Chum : We're all mates here, mate.

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Gurgle : So, which one is it?
Nemo : I'm from the ocean.
Gurgle : Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
Jacques : Oui.
Gurgle : Clean up!
Jacques : Oui.
Gurgle : Ocean!
Jacques : Oo, la mer! Bon! [ Spins Nemo around as he cleans him ]
Jacques : Voilà. He is clean.

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Marlin : I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
Dory : Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
Marlin : What?
Dory : Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.

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Dory : Hey, what's wrong?
Marlin : What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.
Dory : Boy, I bet that's frustrating.
Marlin : Meanwhile, my son is missing.
Dory : Your son Chico?
Marlin : Nemo.
Dory : Right. Got it.
Marlin : But it doesn't matter, because no one in this entire ocean is going to help me.
Dory : Well, I'm helping you.

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Crush : Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!
Marlin : Where? I don't see it.
Dory : There! I see it! I see it!
Marlin : You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Crush : That's it, dude!

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[ the parents are looking at their 400 unhatched children ]
Coral : We still have to name them...
Marlin : You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right.
Marlin : [ points to the eggs on the left side of the nest ] We'll name this half Marlin Jr.,
Marlin : [ points to the eggs on the right side ] And then this half Coral Jr. Okay, we're done. [ Marlin leaves ]
Coral : I like Nemo.
Marlin : [ Comes back ] Nemo? Well, we'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr.

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Nemo : Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
Marlin : Hey, that snail was about to charge.

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Dentist : Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?

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[ Dory is trying to read the pipe that says "Sydney Water Treatment" ]
Dory : Si... side... syd... nay... Sydney! [ she hears a "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney" flashback in her head, and sees a rapid succession of memories from earlier in the film ]
Dory : [ suddenly realizing ] Aah! Nemo!

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Marlin : I can't make out these markings.
Dory : Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!

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Marlin : It's just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory : Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
Krill : Swim away.
Dory : Oh look. Krill.

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[ Nemo is sleeping, Jacques throws many rocks onto him ]
Nemo : ...uh... AH. [ wakes up ]
Jacques : Suivez-moi. [ Nemo stares, unsure ]
Jacques : [ returns to clarify ] Follow me.

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[ Marlin and Dory are arguing about whether or not they should go over the trench ]
Dory : Come on, trust me on this one.
Marlin : Trust you?
Dory : Yes, trust, it's what friends do.

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[ Nemo and Marlin are heading off to Nemo's first day of school, they stop at a busy traffic street ]
Marlin : Wait, wait... [ Red fish darts out and uses its color as a stop light, Nemo and Marlin cross ]
Marlin : Hold my fin, hold my fin!

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[ when Nemo first meets Pearl, and people comment on his lucky fin ]
Pearl : See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this. [ twirls her tentacles ]

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[ Marlin tells Nigel to go into the dentist's office ]
Nigel : I can't go in there!
Marlin : Oh yes you can! [ Marlin grabs Nigel's tongue a forces him to charge into the room ]

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[ Nemo lives in a sea anemone ]
Mr. Ray : All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home?
Nemo : An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
Mr. Ray : That's okay kid, dont hurt yourself.

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Fish in Tank : Sharkbait OO HA HA

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Gill : Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! I told you not to clean!
Jacques : I am ashamed.

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[ the dentist is getting ready to pull a patient's tooth when Nigel flies into the window. The dentist spins around, ripping the patient's tooth out ]
Patient : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dentist : Oh... well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth...

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