Finding Nemo Quotes
Finding Nemo
After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
8.1/10
U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)
Bruce : Hello. My name is Bruce.
Anchor, Chum : Hello, Bruce.
Bruce : It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. [ Anchor and Chum applaud ]
Chum : You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor : Amen!
Anchor, Chum : Hello, Bruce.
Bruce : It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. [ Anchor and Chum applaud ]
Chum : You're an inspiration to us all!
Anchor : Amen!
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Marlin : [ exasperated ] Would somebody please just give me directions? [ School of fish take shape of clown fish with sour expression ]
School of Fish : [ mockingly ] Would somebody please just give me directions?
Marlin : I'm serious!
School of Fish : Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me!
School of Fish : [ mockingly ] Would somebody please just give me directions?
Marlin : I'm serious!
School of Fish : Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me!
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Bruce : Just a bite!
Anchor : Now you hold it together, mate!
Chum : Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
Bruce : Food!
Anchor : Now you hold it together, mate!
Chum : Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
Bruce : Food!
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Dory : I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... hm. Where *are* they?
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ first lines ]
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Mmm.
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Mm-hmm.
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.
Marlin : So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [ deep breath ]
Marlin : Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?
Coral : My man delivered.
Marlin : And it wasn't so easy.
Coral : Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Mmm.
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Mm-hmm.
Marlin : Wow.
Coral : Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.
Marlin : So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [ deep breath ]
Marlin : Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?
Coral : My man delivered.
Marlin : And it wasn't so easy.
Coral : Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
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Bloat : Uh-oh. Darla.
Nemo : What's wrong with her?
Gurgle : She wouldn't stop shaking the bag. [ close up of the dead fish in the photo ]
Bubbles : Poor Chuckles.
Deb : He was her present last year.
Bloat : Took a ride on the porcelain express. [ Dentist flushes toilet ]
Peach : She's a fish killer!
Nemo : What's wrong with her?
Gurgle : She wouldn't stop shaking the bag. [ close up of the dead fish in the photo ]
Bubbles : Poor Chuckles.
Deb : He was her present last year.
Bloat : Took a ride on the porcelain express. [ Dentist flushes toilet ]
Peach : She's a fish killer!
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Bruce : Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?
Anchor : Got mine. [ a small fish shivering with fear ]
Dory : Hi there!
Bruce : What about you, Chum?
Chum : Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend. [ a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in ]
Bruce : That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum : [ Taking Marlin ] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
Anchor : Got mine. [ a small fish shivering with fear ]
Dory : Hi there!
Bruce : What about you, Chum?
Chum : Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend. [ a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in ]
Bruce : That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum : [ Taking Marlin ] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
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Darla : I'm a piranha! They live in the Amazon!
Dentist : And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!
Dentist : And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!
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Dory : P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!
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Deb : Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo. [ swims up to her reflection ]
Deb : Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!
Deb : Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!
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Gurgle : [ looking around dirty tank ] Ahh, no, no. Ah!
Bubbles : [ Bubbles opens tank ] The bubbles, the bu? [ dirty bubble pops in his face ]
Bubbles : Ugh!
Gurgle : [ sees Bloat eating dirt ] Bloat, that is disgusting!
Bloat : Tastes pretty fine to me.
Gurgle : Doesn't anyone realize? We're *swimming* in our own s...?
Peach : Shhh! Here he comes.
Bubbles : [ Bubbles opens tank ] The bubbles, the bu? [ dirty bubble pops in his face ]
Bubbles : Ugh!
Gurgle : [ sees Bloat eating dirt ] Bloat, that is disgusting!
Bloat : Tastes pretty fine to me.
Gurgle : Doesn't anyone realize? We're *swimming* in our own s...?
Peach : Shhh! Here he comes.
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Marlin : Where's my son? Where's Nemo?
Bloat : [ pointing frantically ] Dentist! Dentist!
Marlin : What's a dentist? What is that?
Bloat : [ pointing frantically ] Dentist! Dentist!
Marlin : What's a dentist? What is that?
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[ Gerald the pelican seems to be choking ]
Nigel : [ casually ] Alright Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue? [ Gerald opens his mouth to show this is indeed the case ]
Dory, Marlin : Aaaaahh!
Nigel : Love a duck!
Nigel : [ casually ] Alright Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue? [ Gerald opens his mouth to show this is indeed the case ]
Dory, Marlin : Aaaaahh!
Nigel : Love a duck!
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Marlin : [ introduction to the main menu of the first disc of the DVD ] Where is it? Where is it? [ the menu appears ]
Dory : Oh there's the menu, I knew it was around here somewhere.
Marlin : Well. [ Marlin and Dory do not appear onscreen during this menu exchange ]
Marlin : [ beginning of menu loop; Marlin talks to the viewer at home ] Okay, you've got a lot of choices here. You can watch just the movie *without* the commentary...
Dory : [ interrupting ] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see... "The Little Mermaid"!
Marlin : Good. Well this is "Finding Nemo".
Dory : Oh, well that sounds nice, too. Maybe we should watch *that* one.
Marlin : We're watching that one! This is "Finding Nemo"!
Dory : [ sounding flattered ] Oh you shouldn't have switched just for me!
Marlin : Unbelievable... [ pause ]
Dory : I've always wanted to be in a film.
Marlin : You were in a film. THIS one. "Finding Nemo"!
Dory : No way! I'd remember that. [ laughs strangely ]
Dory : Seriously...
Marlin : No you wouldn't...
Dory : Yes I would. [ excited inhalation sigh ]
Dory : Being in a film would be so glamorous!
Marlin : [ nonplussed ] Really?
Dory : Oh my. Fabulous! Where's my trailer? I need water!
Marlin : Dory...
Dory : Fill my trailer with water!
Marlin : Something's wrong with you. [ pause ]
Dory : Just keep watching, just keep watching, just keep watching watching watching. Watching, watching, watching... [ continues singing in this manner while Marlin speaks ]
Marlin
Dory : Oh there's the menu, I knew it was around here somewhere.
Marlin : Well. [ Marlin and Dory do not appear onscreen during this menu exchange ]
Marlin : [ beginning of menu loop; Marlin talks to the viewer at home ] Okay, you've got a lot of choices here. You can watch just the movie *without* the commentary...
Dory : [ interrupting ] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see... "The Little Mermaid"!
Marlin : Good. Well this is "Finding Nemo".
Dory : Oh, well that sounds nice, too. Maybe we should watch *that* one.
Marlin : We're watching that one! This is "Finding Nemo"!
Dory : [ sounding flattered ] Oh you shouldn't have switched just for me!
Marlin : Unbelievable... [ pause ]
Dory : I've always wanted to be in a film.
Marlin : You were in a film. THIS one. "Finding Nemo"!
Dory : No way! I'd remember that. [ laughs strangely ]
Dory : Seriously...
Marlin : No you wouldn't...
Dory : Yes I would. [ excited inhalation sigh ]
Dory : Being in a film would be so glamorous!
Marlin : [ nonplussed ] Really?
Dory : Oh my. Fabulous! Where's my trailer? I need water!
Marlin : Dory...
Dory : Fill my trailer with water!
Marlin : Something's wrong with you. [ pause ]
Dory : Just keep watching, just keep watching, just keep watching watching watching. Watching, watching, watching... [ continues singing in this manner while Marlin speaks ]
Marlin
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Mr. Ray : [ introduction to the Bonus Features menu of the first disc of the DVD; Mr. Ray is singing ] Let's make a selection, a selection, a selection. Let's make a selection on the D-V-D! Ohhhhh! Pick something.
Nemo : [ looks down at the reef ] Cool!
Mr. Ray : [ all characters are off-screen past this point ] Welcome explorers! So much to see, so much to learn. Let's go! [ long pause ]
Mr. Ray : Okay, optical orbits up front, and let's pick a button.
Dory : Uh! I'd like to see it with the commentary!
Marlin : It's not up to you.
Dory : Well, they might listen to me; I speak mammal. Choose the commentary!
Marlin : Unbelievable...
Mr. Ray : Sooo... Moving along! [ pause ]
Mr. Ray : All scientific exploration is an act of discovery, so pick a button and discover what happens.
Bruce : [ Bruce's Easter egg narration on the same menu ] Hullo. My name is Bruce. I promise to watch all the making-of features, listen to the complete audio-visual commentary, and search diligently for Easter Eggs. On my honor, so help me.
Nemo : [ looks down at the reef ] Cool!
Mr. Ray : [ all characters are off-screen past this point ] Welcome explorers! So much to see, so much to learn. Let's go! [ long pause ]
Mr. Ray : Okay, optical orbits up front, and let's pick a button.
Dory : Uh! I'd like to see it with the commentary!
Marlin : It's not up to you.
Dory : Well, they might listen to me; I speak mammal. Choose the commentary!
Marlin : Unbelievable...
Mr. Ray : Sooo... Moving along! [ pause ]
Mr. Ray : All scientific exploration is an act of discovery, so pick a button and discover what happens.
Bruce : [ Bruce's Easter egg narration on the same menu ] Hullo. My name is Bruce. I promise to watch all the making-of features, listen to the complete audio-visual commentary, and search diligently for Easter Eggs. On my honor, so help me.
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Crush : [ Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents" ] Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.
Crush : [ Scene 5, "The Drop Off" ] Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.
Crush : [ Scene 9, "The Tank Gang" ] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!
Crush : [ Scene 13, "Fish Impressions" ] Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?
Crush : [ Scene 17, "News Travels" ] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!
Crush : [ Scene 21, "Inside the Whale" ] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.
Crush : [ Scene 25, "Darla!" ] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.
Crush : [ Scene 29, "Reunion" ] Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."
Crush : [ Scene 5, "The Drop Off" ] Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.
Crush : [ Scene 9, "The Tank Gang" ] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!
Crush : [ Scene 13, "Fish Impressions" ] Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?
Crush : [ Scene 17, "News Travels" ] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!
Crush : [ Scene 21, "Inside the Whale" ] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.
Crush : [ Scene 25, "Darla!" ] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.
Crush : [ Scene 29, "Reunion" ] Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."
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Nemo : How many times have you tried to escape?
Gill : Eh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya.
Bubbles : [ treasure box opens, and bubble rise out just as Gill says last line ] Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles!
Gill : Eh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya.
Bubbles : [ treasure box opens, and bubble rise out just as Gill says last line ] Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles!
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