Firebringer Quotes
Molag: Molag: The War Master. That's what they used to call me.
Jemilla: Yeah, we still tell tales of your reign to the little ones just to scare the shit out of them.
Molag: [Thoughtfully]Good. Those privileged fucks.
Jemilla: Yeah, we still tell tales of your reign to the little ones just to scare the shit out of them.
Molag: [Thoughtfully]Good. Those privileged fucks.
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Ducker: Jemilla! If you put Tiblyn's arms down and the sky doesn't fall I will be the first to renounce my faith in the duck! But Jemilla - [Menacingly]
Ducker: You don't have the guts.
Ducker: You don't have the guts.
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Keeri: Emberly, you just shat out a fire.
Ducker: All hail Emberly, The Fire Shitter!
Ducker: All hail Emberly, The Fire Shitter!
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Molag: Yes. With the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: Babies. Mm, babies. They are delicious! But you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people.
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Molag: The world was not made with us in mind. And we aren't preferred by any duck. Honestly if I think about it, the ducks probably hate us most of all. Because we keep capturing them. I mean, surely you've noticed the holy duck changes color every week or two. It's not magic, it's just the damn things keep dying or flying off on me. And I gotta go wrangle up another one, it's a whole thing.
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Grunt: Uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? And there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?
Emberly: Yes.
Grunt: I'm like the rabbit.
Emberly: Yes.
Grunt: I'm like the rabbit.
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Zazzalil: You know, Jemilla says she's all about discovery, but she won't even try my ideas. Instead she's got us figuring out all this useless shit. It's like, I don't care where the sun goes at night, he's an asshole!
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Zazzalil: That's no spirit. That's the mammoth who killed my father.
Keeri: Ew, I hate him!
Keeri: Ew, I hate him!
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Emberly: Is she gone yet?
Jemilla: Looks like it!
Trunkell: Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh. An elephant *never* forgets.
Jemilla: Looks like it!
Trunkell: Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh. An elephant *never* forgets.
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Zazzalil: Oh, Keeri, these aren't nuts. These are just clumps of dirt.
Keeri: Bullshit.
Zazzalil: Yeah, and oh - this is a live living beetle.
Keeri: [laughs]I just thought this was a little nut trying to crawl away from me. He is cute though. [Kisses the beetle and puts it in her hair]
Keeri: I'm your mommy now.
Keeri: Bullshit.
Zazzalil: Yeah, and oh - this is a live living beetle.
Keeri: [laughs]I just thought this was a little nut trying to crawl away from me. He is cute though. [Kisses the beetle and puts it in her hair]
Keeri: I'm your mommy now.
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Ducker: Humor was a gift from the duck. Everything *he* said was funny. His voice sounded like farts!
Tiblyn: You know, maybe, maybe the joke was never funny. I mean maybe we were just told it was funny. And maybe Schwoopsie's just been holding this joke up over her head for like 27 years because no one thought to tell her the truth.
Smelly-Balls: Yeah, I mean it's like do my balls even smell?
Ensemble: Yes!
Tiblyn: You know, maybe, maybe the joke was never funny. I mean maybe we were just told it was funny. And maybe Schwoopsie's just been holding this joke up over her head for like 27 years because no one thought to tell her the truth.
Smelly-Balls: Yeah, I mean it's like do my balls even smell?
Ensemble: Yes!
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Emberly: It's a turkey! Wait, it's not really a turkey, it just looks like a turkey. How did you do this? Did you smash a tiny turkey with this rock?
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Jemilla: God, you guys are so much better than humans, what do you call yourselves again?
Claire: Neanderthals.
Jemilla: Neanderthals. Man, I really hope my species doesn't wipe you guys out.
Claire: Neanderthals.
Jemilla: Neanderthals. Man, I really hope my species doesn't wipe you guys out.
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Zazzalil ,
Jemilla ,
Keeri ,
Emberly ,
Grunt ,
Schwoopsie ,
Ducker ,
Tiblyn ,
Smelly-Balls ,
Chorn: We got a lot to do to make it work / We got a lot to do to work it out! [Last lines]
Jemilla ,
Keeri ,
Emberly ,
Grunt ,
Schwoopsie ,
Ducker ,
Tiblyn ,
Smelly-Balls ,
Chorn: We got a lot to do to make it work / We got a lot to do to work it out! [Last lines]
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Jemilla: Keeri, what are you, fucking nuts? Do you have any idea what this will do to you?
Keeri: No. That's what we were gonna find out before we were so rudely interrupted!
Keeri: No. That's what we were gonna find out before we were so rudely interrupted!
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Zazzalil: Oh wow, look at all these people!
Clark: Yes, there are thousands of us.
Zazzalil: Thousands of *you*? Holy shit.
Clark: Yes, there are thousands of us.
Zazzalil: Thousands of *you*? Holy shit.
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Zazzalil: [Blows a kiss to Clark]
Clark: Fuck no, Zazz.
Zazzalil: [Waves]Noted, thank you so much.
Clark: Fuck no, Zazz.
Zazzalil: [Waves]Noted, thank you so much.
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Zazzalil: No, no, fuck future generations, I can't spend one more night in a wet cave in a stank-ass pile of stinky-ass people.
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Zazzalil: Okay, first of all, no one is forcing anyone to drink water, okay? And um, I mean second of all, fuck bees, I mean they can all die, am I right?
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Emberly: You would part with this hideous, shit-covered rock? For me?
Grunt: For you, I - I'd part with many of these paintings. Not all of them. But I do like you a lot.
Emberly: I like you too, Grant! But I don't want this.
Grunt: For you, I - I'd part with many of these paintings. Not all of them. But I do like you a lot.
Emberly: I like you too, Grant! But I don't want this.
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Tiblyn: Zazzalil led us astray.
Ducker: She's doomed us all!
Grunt: [Yelling]We trusted you, Zazzalil!
Zazzalil: [Long pause]Who the fuck are you?
Ducker: She's doomed us all!
Grunt: [Yelling]We trusted you, Zazzalil!
Zazzalil: [Long pause]Who the fuck are you?
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Zazzalil: [Scolding]Emberly! Come on, you're just taking a shit on the ground? This is a terrible idea!
Schwoopsie: Please, please, please, I wanna see where she's going with this.
Schwoopsie: Please, please, please, I wanna see where she's going with this.
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Ensemble: Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that / Light that flame get that power / That power / That power / That power [First lines]
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