Freakazoid! Quote
Cave Guy: I think it was a big mistake to run in [this sci-fi convention]; this is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me.
[Cave Guy bumps into someone cosplaying a Klingon (actually Freakazoid in disguise)]
Cosplayer: [Says something in Klingon]
Cave Guy: Go away!
[Cosplayer looks confused, then understands and hands Cave Guy a 'Klingon to English' dictionary]
Cave Guy: Oh dear, a Klingon-to-English dictionary. You, made up a little language based off a TV show. That's not right!
Cos-player: [Says another phrase in Klingon while buddying up with Cave Guy]
[Cave Guy runs out of the convention screaming and leaps into a manned police car]
Cave Guy: Take me to jail, please! A Klingon is after me.
[Cave Guy bumps into someone cosplaying a Klingon (actually Freakazoid in disguise)]
Cosplayer: [Says something in Klingon]
Cave Guy: Go away!
[Cosplayer looks confused, then understands and hands Cave Guy a 'Klingon to English' dictionary]
Cave Guy: Oh dear, a Klingon-to-English dictionary. You, made up a little language based off a TV show. That's not right!
Cos-player: [Says another phrase in Klingon while buddying up with Cave Guy]
[Cave Guy runs out of the convention screaming and leaps into a manned police car]
Cave Guy: Take me to jail, please! A Klingon is after me.
TV Show: Freakazoid!