Freakazoid! Quotes
Lord Bravery: What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?
Mr. Snarzetti: Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.
Mr. Snarzetti: Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.
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Freakazoid: (After demonstrating the Emergency Broadcasting System) This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AHHHHHH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Jack Valenti: We've put together a little motion picture about Freakazoid's origin. It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
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Business Man: A Freakazoid? What's that?
Roddy MacStew: That's just what it sounds like Mr. Fancy Man sitting in your chair!
Roddy MacStew: That's just what it sounds like Mr. Fancy Man sitting in your chair!
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[Roddy is thrown from the top of a building.]
Guitierrez: Now, how did that happen? [He begins to chuckle, then pauses at the silence of his colleagues.] Laugh with me!
Guitierrez: Now, how did that happen? [He begins to chuckle, then pauses at the silence of his colleagues.] Laugh with me!
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Announcer: We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension. Thank you. And now back to our program.
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Roddy MacStew: Oh I'm his uh.. (thinking) WHAT SHOULD I SAY! I CANT THINK! SHE'LL NEVER BUY IT! CRUD! CRUD! (out loud) I'm his insurance agent.
Mrs. Douglas: Insurance agent? But he's only 17.
Roddy MacStew: (thinking) CRUD! I BLEW IT! I BLEW IT!! (out loud) Oh no, I meant his driving instructor. It's time for his lesson.
Mrs. Douglas: On Christmas Day?
Roddy MacStew: He's a very bad driver.
Mrs. Douglas: Insurance agent? But he's only 17.
Roddy MacStew: (thinking) CRUD! I BLEW IT! I BLEW IT!! (out loud) Oh no, I meant his driving instructor. It's time for his lesson.
Mrs. Douglas: On Christmas Day?
Roddy MacStew: He's a very bad driver.
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Roddy MacStew: You'll never get away with it Guitierrez!
Guitierrez: Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.
Roddy MacStew: Yeah you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My fault.
Guitierrez: Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.
Roddy MacStew: Yeah you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My fault.
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Roddy MacStew: At least let the boy go!
Guitierrez: No, I cannot.
Roddy MacStew: Why?
Gutierrez: Because he tasks me! He tasks me! 'round the moons of Snivia, I chuckle at thee. Beyond the Corpian clouds I chuckle more at thee. Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins! Kirk, old friend, I... Oh, sorry. [He fixes his tie.] Good-bye.
Guitierrez: No, I cannot.
Roddy MacStew: Why?
Gutierrez: Because he tasks me! He tasks me! 'round the moons of Snivia, I chuckle at thee. Beyond the Corpian clouds I chuckle more at thee. Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins! Kirk, old friend, I... Oh, sorry. [He fixes his tie.] Good-bye.
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Dexter: No! This can't be happening... I'M FREAKING OUT!
[changes into Freakazoid]
Freakazoid: [in Groucho Marx voice] I think he just said the secret word!
[changes into Freakazoid]
Freakazoid: [in Groucho Marx voice] I think he just said the secret word!
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Roddy MacStew: [voice-over] When you want to change into the Freakazoid, just say "Freak Out." When you want to change back into Dexter, say "Freak In." You're a good lad. I'll be seeing you around.
Freakazoid: [crying] That made water come out my eyes.
Freakazoid: [crying] That made water come out my eyes.
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Freakazoid: ...And then I got sucked into the Internet, and well, here I am.
Cosgrove: Y'know what you should do with your powers?
Freakazoid: What?
Cosgrove: I'd become a superhero, but that's me.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: You could fight crime.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Uphold the truths.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Impress the ladies.
Freakazoid: OKAY!! I'll do it!
Cosgrove: Y'know what you should do with your powers?
Freakazoid: What?
Cosgrove: I'd become a superhero, but that's me.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: You could fight crime.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Uphold the truths.
Freakazoid: Naaaah.
Cosgrove: Impress the ladies.
Freakazoid: OKAY!! I'll do it!
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[Freakazoid views the world he altered.]
Freakazoid: Good heavens. It's Rush Limbaugh. He's become a real bleeding-hard liberal and look! Euro Disney is packed! Cold fusion works! No Chevy Chase movies!
Freakazoid: Good heavens. It's Rush Limbaugh. He's become a real bleeding-hard liberal and look! Euro Disney is packed! Cold fusion works! No Chevy Chase movies!
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Freakazoid: BLABLABLABLABLABLABLAAAA! [lunges towards them as Relax-o-Vision cuts in] [later, after Cave Guy and Kid Carrion were defeated]
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Freakazoid: I probably blew the animation budget for the WHOLE season on that one fight
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Store clerk: What's Oops Insurance?
[Arms Akimbo knocks over jar]
Arms Akimbo: Oops.
[Arms Akimbo knocks over jar]
Arms Akimbo: Oops.
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Hans: I am Hans. We will take the sky buckets to the observatory. The professor is waiting for you there. Now, come. We mustn't linger. It is not safe here at night.
Freakazoid: It's day.
Hans: Well then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
Freakazoid: It's day.
Hans: Well then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
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[Freakazoid and Hans are riding "sky buckets" to the top of a mountain]
Freakazoid: It's just like at Disneyland!
Hans: Not anymore, I'm afraid.
Freakazoid: What?
Hans: At Disneyland. Zee sky buckets, they are gone, kaput. And zee ride where zey shrink you down tiny, nicht. (German for not, implying that the ride was removed)
Freakazoid: Oh no, well, at least they still have the little motorboats!"
Hans: [He hangs his head and grits teeth, indicating they removed the motorboats as well; sad music plays in background.]
Freakazoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BOATS!!!
Freakazoid: It's just like at Disneyland!
Hans: Not anymore, I'm afraid.
Freakazoid: What?
Hans: At Disneyland. Zee sky buckets, they are gone, kaput. And zee ride where zey shrink you down tiny, nicht. (German for not, implying that the ride was removed)
Freakazoid: Oh no, well, at least they still have the little motorboats!"
Hans: [He hangs his head and grits teeth, indicating they removed the motorboats as well; sad music plays in background.]
Freakazoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BOATS!!!
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[Freakazoid opens a door, expecting a evil villain outside. When he opens the door, there stands Cosgrove.]
Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid, wanna go build a Go-cart?
Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid, wanna go build a Go-cart?
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Steven Spielberg: Fade to black. The End. What was that other plan, exactly?
Paul Rugg: Well, we'd end the show early to show some more Animaniacs reruns.
Steven Spielberg: Oh! I like that. Let's do it. (cuts to the final verses of the Animaniacs theme song)
Paul Rugg: Well, we'd end the show early to show some more Animaniacs reruns.
Steven Spielberg: Oh! I like that. Let's do it. (cuts to the final verses of the Animaniacs theme song)
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Freakazoid: Diane Sawyer acts sincere, but she's really faking it.
Bo-Ron: Duuuuhhhh! Faking it.
Bo-Ron: Duuuuhhhh! Faking it.
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Bo-Ron: DUUUHHHH! Piece of the gross(then smiles with chewed up Oreo cookies in his teeth, while having milk & Oreo cookies on his plate)
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Freakazoid: STAY OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER! Trust me on this one.
Bo-Ron: Duh, underwear drawer, no no.
Bo-Ron: Duh, underwear drawer, no no.
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Freakazoid: So AT&T, MCI, & Sprint fought a pitched battle to see who'd provide service. (showing stock footage of armored tanks fighting in a warzone) Finally, Bo-Ron chose a winner(showing Bo-Ron with lipstick imprints on his face while Candice Bergen is attracted to Bo-Ron), and we called home.
Bo-Ron: AAAHHHH! It's ringing. (They reached an answering machine in Bo-Ron's primitive language addressing "We're not here right now. Please leave your message after the beep")
Bo-Ron: I got the machine. It's ALWAYS on. Hello? You're there. I know you're there. PICK UP! COME ON!!! PICK UP!!!
Bo-Ron: AAAHHHH! It's ringing. (They reached an answering machine in Bo-Ron's primitive language addressing "We're not here right now. Please leave your message after the beep")
Bo-Ron: I got the machine. It's ALWAYS on. Hello? You're there. I know you're there. PICK UP! COME ON!!! PICK UP!!!
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