Freaks Quotes
Ortiz the Dog Boy: Twelve milkmen IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, Coogan!
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R.B Harker: I may not know your name... or your face, BOY! But I know you. I've been watching you. I know what you need. You're the worst kind of freak: one who tries to control it. But you can't! You can't deny your true nature.
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Sam Weir: What am I supposed to do with a porno?
Neal Schweiber: You watch it. Over and over.
Neal Schweiber: You watch it. Over and over.
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Wayne Coyne: A couple of hundred years ago we probably would've been pirates, or something. We would've got on some ship and sailed off somewhere and met a bunch of crazy people and did some crazy things.
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Wayne Coyne: This is really how you die; it's just one minute, you're just cooking up someone's order of french fries, and the next minute you're laying on the floor and they blow your brains out, and there's no music, there's no significance, it's just random - it could've been anybody.
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Mike: Take these you'll need them.
Chris McCormick: Perfume?
Mike: Well spiders have a highly developed sense of smell the perfume might confuse them.
Harlan: Great if we die we die smelling nice.
Chris McCormick: Perfume?
Mike: Well spiders have a highly developed sense of smell the perfume might confuse them.
Harlan: Great if we die we die smelling nice.
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Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything ok?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything ok?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
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Sam Weir: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.
Neal Schweiber: I'd kill to be that bored.
Neal Schweiber: I'd kill to be that bored.
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[Ian, a werewolf, is exhibited as part of a freak show]
Ian: You see, Sheriff, I'm the new entertainment.
Ian: You see, Sheriff, I'm the new entertainment.
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[last lines]
Harlan: And that my friends is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick, reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that my friends, is another story altogether.
Harlan: And that my friends is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick, reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that my friends, is another story altogether.
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[Wondering what Sheriff Sam Parker is wearing under her pants]
Larry: What do you think? G-String, or underpants?
Randy: I'd say under...
Larry: What do you think? G-String, or underpants?
Randy: I'd say under...
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Chris McCormick: Harlan, get up here!
Harlan: I'm afraid of heights.
Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?
Harlan: I'm afraid of heights.
Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?
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Deputy Pete: They're not aliens they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!
Harlan: That's probably a more logical explanation!
Harlan: That's probably a more logical explanation!
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Elijah C. Skuggs: [the EES board has turned into a giant shoe; imitating Ed Sullivan] That's a really big shoe...
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Elijah C. Skuggs: Do I seem like a wierdo?
Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumb**** old redneck to me.
Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumb**** old redneck to me.
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Freak: I can't think of a single movie that couldn't be improved by a lesbian sex scene.
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