Free Enterprise Quote
Robert: I *hate* the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics.
Leila: [disgusted little noise]
Robert: All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
Leila: That's a sexist comment.
Robert: Is it?
Leila: Yeah.
Robert: How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?
Leila: I don't know. Maybe, um...
Robert: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that?
Leila: Fifty-three.
Robert: FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy?
Leila: I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure.
Robert: Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it!
Leila: I don't expect you to understand.
Robert: Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous.
Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
Leila: What's wrong with that?
Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.
Leila: [disgusted little noise]
Robert: All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
Leila: That's a sexist comment.
Robert: Is it?
Leila: Yeah.
Robert: How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?
Leila: I don't know. Maybe, um...
Robert: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that?
Leila: Fifty-three.
Robert: FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy?
Leila: I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure.
Robert: Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it!
Leila: I don't expect you to understand.
Robert: Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous.
Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
Leila: What's wrong with that?
Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.
Movie: Free Enterprise
