French and Saunders Quotes
Dawn: [dressed like Mammie from Gone With the Wind] Hello! Just popping in to check and see how you're getting on with your freedom as, you see, I haven't got any.
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Dawn: Tell me something, Jennifer... if you castrated a Glow Worm, would it be delighted? Ha-ha-ha! And I mean that sincerely, folks.
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Jennifer: Oh fiddle-dee-diddle-dee-dee! Do you think that Rhett will ask me to dance tonight at the party?
Dawn: I don't know. I'm not paid to think, apparently.
Dawn: I don't know. I'm not paid to think, apparently.
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Jennifer: Male or female caucasian... dead... Aged anywhere between... ten and fifty years old... Two small bosoms... huge buttocks... too obscene. Two hands... attached to the arms. There's evidence of bruising to the head, the neck, the botty, the pee-pee.
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Jennifer: Now, I've prepared a little mock-up for you Jo, I hope that you approve. Would it be safe to say that THIS is the size that you'd be thinking of for your book Rock Stars and Their Toilet Seats? Pop-up size, Jo?
Dawn: Yes, well, that size, definately, but certainally not that thick.
Jennifer: Of course, yes. And although we've got Princess Stephanie in there for the mock-up, obviously it WILL be Bob Geldolf. And I wonder, Jo, have you given any consideration to incorperating pop-up?
Dawn: Can I suggest something? Plop-up.
Dawn: Yes, well, that size, definately, but certainally not that thick.
Jennifer: Of course, yes. And although we've got Princess Stephanie in there for the mock-up, obviously it WILL be Bob Geldolf. And I wonder, Jo, have you given any consideration to incorperating pop-up?
Dawn: Can I suggest something? Plop-up.
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Joanna Lumley: Who was it who said some of us are just great, some get greatness, and some have a great thrust upon them? Wise words from some one who really knew what they were talking about, and still relevent today. But seriously...
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