Friends Quote
Monica: (on the phone with Rachel, panicking because Emma's missing) Hey, Rach, by any chance, did you come by here and pick Emma up?
Rachel: No, why?
Monica: Oh, my God! Then that means-
(Just then, Joey comes in the door holding Emma):
Monica: Oh, Emma! Thank God! There you are!
Rachel: (worried) Wha-what do you mean "There you are"?! Where was she?!
Monica: (forgetting Rachel was still on the phone) Oh, uh, we were just playing peek-a-boo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. (quickly hangs up)
Monica: (to Joey) Why the hell did you take her?!
Joey: Because you two were having (whispers last word so Emma doesn't hear) sex!
Monica: No, we weren't.
Joey: Don't you lie to me. I can tell by Chandler's hair. (to Chandler) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Chandler: (embarrased, tries to fix his messy hair) All right, we were! We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey: Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2: 00 today. (He and Chandler laugh, and Joey indicates that he peed on Monica's ovulation sticks.)
Monica: You guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
Joey: Well, it is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
Monica and Chandler: No, no! Please don't. She'll kill us.
Joey: Hey, I have to. Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first-born child Joey.
Chandler: Why?
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids. And someone has to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Joey: (thinks this over for a few seconds) Oh-ho, you almost had me. (He leaves, and Chandler covers his face with his hands at the sh
Rachel: No, why?
Monica: Oh, my God! Then that means-
(Just then, Joey comes in the door holding Emma):
Monica: Oh, Emma! Thank God! There you are!
Rachel: (worried) Wha-what do you mean "There you are"?! Where was she?!
Monica: (forgetting Rachel was still on the phone) Oh, uh, we were just playing peek-a-boo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. (quickly hangs up)
Monica: (to Joey) Why the hell did you take her?!
Joey: Because you two were having (whispers last word so Emma doesn't hear) sex!
Monica: No, we weren't.
Joey: Don't you lie to me. I can tell by Chandler's hair. (to Chandler) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Chandler: (embarrased, tries to fix his messy hair) All right, we were! We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey: Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2: 00 today. (He and Chandler laugh, and Joey indicates that he peed on Monica's ovulation sticks.)
Monica: You guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
Joey: Well, it is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
Monica and Chandler: No, no! Please don't. She'll kill us.
Joey: Hey, I have to. Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first-born child Joey.
Chandler: Why?
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids. And someone has to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Joey: (thinks this over for a few seconds) Oh-ho, you almost had me. (He leaves, and Chandler covers his face with his hands at the sh
TV Show: Friends
