Friends Quotes
Joey: How cool it would be, If you could watch a life size version of this ? How crazy would that be ?
Chandler: As crazy as Soccer ?
Chandler: As crazy as Soccer ?
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Joey: I have answering machine..
Chandler: Which I bought for you.. Taught how to use it.. You thought it was a copier...
Chandler: Which I bought for you.. Taught how to use it.. You thought it was a copier...
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Ross: All right, a joke — lighten the mood. Two guys walk into a bar, and one of them is Irish.
Paul: I'm Irish.
Ross: ... And the Irish guy wins the joke.
Paul: I'm Irish.
Ross: ... And the Irish guy wins the joke.
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Rachel: It seemed my prom date had stood me up. So, selflessly, Ross offered to take me.
Elizabeth: What a sweet story!
Paul: So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?
Rachel: Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.
Elizabeth: What a sweet story!
Paul: So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?
Rachel: Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.
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[Elizabeth and Ross are kissing.]
Elizabeth: What's wrong?
Ross: I'm sorry, I was just thinking about your father.
Elizabeth: Okay... well, whatever works for you.
Elizabeth: What's wrong?
Ross: I'm sorry, I was just thinking about your father.
Elizabeth: Okay... well, whatever works for you.
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Paul: [to self] Okay, you're doing well. She likes you. And you know why? Because you are a neat guy. You are the man. You are the man! [sings] "I'm just a love machine..."
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Ross: Fine, have me fired. But I want you to know that we are not that different. I mean...I too, am a "neat guy".
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Rachel: I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
Phoebe: That's easy! You just have to think of him as a — as a jar of pickles that won't open.
Rachel: So, what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Phoebe: No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Phoebe: That's easy! You just have to think of him as a — as a jar of pickles that won't open.
Rachel: So, what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Phoebe: No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
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Monica: I know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Rachel: What's the other one?
Monica: I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.
Rachel: What's the other one?
Monica: I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.
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Ross: Hey, when we were married, you know what I never got? Uh, sex.
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, no ring, no sex- big surprise.
Phoebe: Get me a musket and we'll talk.
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, no ring, no sex- big surprise.
Phoebe: Get me a musket and we'll talk.
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Monica: [referring to Ross' relationship with the much younger Elizabeth] Now, all jokes aside. Ross, where is this relationship going?
Chandler: Wait a minute. All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.
Chandler: Wait a minute. All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.
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Monica: [To Richard] Getting over you was the single most difficult thing I have ever done in my life, so I don't allow myself to think about you
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Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
Chandler: Oh my God.
Monica: Chandler... in all my life I never thought I'd be so lucky as to fall in love with my best — my best — There's a reason why girls don't do this!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I'll do it. I thought: wait, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that is that you — you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: Yes! I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Chandler: Oh my God.
Monica: Chandler... in all my life I never thought I'd be so lucky as to fall in love with my best — my best — There's a reason why girls don't do this!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I'll do it. I thought: wait, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that is that you — you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: Yes! I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Joey: Yeah, you are!
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[Monica opens the door to find Ross and Rachel kissing in the hallway.]
'Monica : Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have opened the door to the past!... I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to steal my thunder!
Rachel: Oh, no honey — we weren't trying to steal your thunder, honest. No one was meant to see!
Monica : Right, now I get it. That's why you two were kissing in the secret hallway where nobody ever goes!
'Monica : Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have opened the door to the past!... I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to steal my thunder!
Rachel: Oh, no honey — we weren't trying to steal your thunder, honest. No one was meant to see!
Monica : Right, now I get it. That's why you two were kissing in the secret hallway where nobody ever goes!
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Judy: We might have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Jack: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy: Stupid, Jack; the word is stupid.
Jack: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy: Stupid, Jack; the word is stupid.
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Rachel: What happened at dinner?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding.
Phoebe: My god, what did you order?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding.
Phoebe: My god, what did you order?
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Phoebe: You know, I think my grandmother would be proud that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I'm sure she's looking up at us and smiling.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.
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Joey: Look at this clown. Just 'cause he got a bigger boat, he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is way over there.
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is way over there.
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Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh, my God!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
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Monica: Do you think your favorite animal says very much about you?
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
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Rachel: Hey, look, look. Phoebe's talking to "Cute Coffeehouse Guy."
Ross: You guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy? We call him "Hums While He Pees."
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross "Lingers in the Bathroom."
Phoebe: [walks in] Hey, you guys — "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out!
Ross: You guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy? We call him "Hums While He Pees."
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross "Lingers in the Bathroom."
Phoebe: [walks in] Hey, you guys — "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out!
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[Monica and Chandler are looking at photos.]
Monica: Chandler, what is wrong with your face? This picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron." [The photographer laughs.] Hey, don't laugh at him. He's my drowning moron.
Monica: Chandler, what is wrong with your face? This picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron." [The photographer laughs.] Hey, don't laugh at him. He's my drowning moron.
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[Ross, Chandler and Joey sit on a couch watching a movie]
Chandler: Die Hard, still great!
Joey: Hey, what do you say if we make a double feature?
Ross: What else did you rent?
Joey: Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joe, it's Die Hard 1 again.
Joey: Yeah well if we watch it again it will be Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joey we just saw it.
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: And it would be cool to see it again!
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!
Joey[to Chandler]: Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
Ross: Is everything all right?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm just gonna get outta here before Joey gets worked up and starts calling everybody "bitch".
Joey: What are you talkin' about...bitch?
Chandler: Die Hard, still great!
Joey: Hey, what do you say if we make a double feature?
Ross: What else did you rent?
Joey: Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joe, it's Die Hard 1 again.
Joey: Yeah well if we watch it again it will be Die Hard 2!
Ross: Joey we just saw it.
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: And it would be cool to see it again!
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!
Joey[to Chandler]: Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
Ross: Is everything all right?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm just gonna get outta here before Joey gets worked up and starts calling everybody "bitch".
Joey: What are you talkin' about...bitch?
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Phoebe: You have no idea how amazing she is..
Joey: No idea ? Who do you think brought her here ?
Rachel: Cupid !
Phoebe: Joey, She is so cool, she speaks 4 languages.
Joey: Man, Do you know what guys want ?
Joey: No idea ? Who do you think brought her here ?
Rachel: Cupid !
Phoebe: Joey, She is so cool, she speaks 4 languages.
Joey: Man, Do you know what guys want ?
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Joey: It was awkward. We were both nervous.
Phoebe: Didn't you sleep together ?
Joey: Yeah.. That really calms me down..
Phoebe: Didn't you sleep together ?
Joey: Yeah.. That really calms me down..
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