Fruits Basket Quotes
Shigure Sôma: Good morning, everyone!
Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off.
Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind. [notices Kisa]
Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man!
Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.
Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off.
Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind. [notices Kisa]
Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man!
Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.
Movie: Fruits Basket
"Kyo Sôma: This year I'm gonna beat that damn mouse! Yuki Sôma: Yeah, yeah, wouldn't that be nice!
Movie: Fruits Basket
Kyo Sohma: [busting through the ceiling] Yo! Time to pay the piper rat-boy. I'm here to collect!
Yuki Sohma: Funny, I would have thought he send someone bigger.
Kyo Sohma: That's right you better get your tough talk out of the way because I'm about to wipe that stupid smirk right off your face!
Yuki Sohma: Funny, I would have thought he send someone bigger.
Kyo Sohma: That's right you better get your tough talk out of the way because I'm about to wipe that stupid smirk right off your face!
Movie: Fruits Basket
Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
Movie: Fruits Basket
Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Movie: Fruits Basket
Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Movie: Fruits Basket
Ayame: You didn't cheat on me while we were apart, did you, Gure-san?
Shigure: Why would I do something like that, Aya?
Shigure and Ayame: [with raised thumbs] ALL RIGHT!
Shigure: Why would I do something like that, Aya?
Shigure and Ayame: [with raised thumbs] ALL RIGHT!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Hatsuharu: Whoa... I don't believe it. Someone just walked in who looks exactly like Yuki. A mystery.
Yuki: [annoyed] It is me.
Hatsuharu: But this is the main house.
Yuki: That's why I snuck in.
Hatsuharu: [grabs a camera and poses with Yuki] Peace. You too, Yuki, peace.
Yuki: [extremely annoyed] What was that for?
Hatsuharu: In commemoration of your coming to the main house after such a long time. And for me.
Yuki: [annoyed] It is me.
Hatsuharu: But this is the main house.
Yuki: That's why I snuck in.
Hatsuharu: [grabs a camera and poses with Yuki] Peace. You too, Yuki, peace.
Yuki: [extremely annoyed] What was that for?
Hatsuharu: In commemoration of your coming to the main house after such a long time. And for me.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Yuki: I commend your discipline... you stu... pid... cat.
Kyo: YOU GIRLY MAN!
Shigure: [thinking] He'll never change...
Kyo: YOU GIRLY MAN!
Shigure: [thinking] He'll never change...
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: In the car... on the way back... he called Tohru "ugly". If you lock someone up... in a dark room... for a long, long time... and mentally torture them... it leaves indelible scars.
Hatori: But Akito doesn't understand. If someone can cause those scars, there is sure to be someone who can heal them. That fact gives me more than a little courage.
Shigure: And about what he said. Tohru's cute. She's adorable.
Hatori: Coming from you, that sounds criminal..
Hatori: But Akito doesn't understand. If someone can cause those scars, there is sure to be someone who can heal them. That fact gives me more than a little courage.
Shigure: And about what he said. Tohru's cute. She's adorable.
Hatori: Coming from you, that sounds criminal..
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: [yawns] G'morning...
Yuki: Um... Shigure, it's night. Why don't you get a normal sleep pattern?
Shigure: I became an author so I wouldn't have to.
[Notices Kisa]
Shigure: Ohh? There's a child here that looks a lot like Sat-chan (Kisa's nickname). Should uncle go buy some candy?
Yuki: Please tell me that's sleep talking, and that you haven't developed a paternal streak.
Shigure: Yuki-kun is cold today, as usual... [hugging Kisa]
Yuki: Let go of her. Your vulgar-germs will rub off on her.
Yuki: Um... Shigure, it's night. Why don't you get a normal sleep pattern?
Shigure: I became an author so I wouldn't have to.
[Notices Kisa]
Shigure: Ohh? There's a child here that looks a lot like Sat-chan (Kisa's nickname). Should uncle go buy some candy?
Yuki: Please tell me that's sleep talking, and that you haven't developed a paternal streak.
Shigure: Yuki-kun is cold today, as usual... [hugging Kisa]
Yuki: Let go of her. Your vulgar-germs will rub off on her.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kana : When snow melts, what does it becomes?
Hatori : It Become Water, of course.
Kana : Nope! It Becomes Spring!
Hatori : It Become Water, of course.
Kana : Nope! It Becomes Spring!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Principal: I've allowed that color, but I don't remember saying you could have long hair. Have it cut by tomorrow.
Ayame: But Principal...
Principal: No! Rules are made to be followed. I'll call the head of your family...
Ayame: I... I come from a royal family.
Principal: Huh?
Ayame: I've been hiding it until now, but there's a country to which I must return.
Principal: Wh-what?
Ayame: If you must know, my hair has to be long because... it is said that the first king, the honorable Rurubara-sama, received a message when he reached the age of four. It was from Kandora-sama, who illumines the four directions with gold and red light. When Kandora-sama chanted "Ma Rudu Mani," his forehead shone with a blue light and, like a pony struck by a whip, Rurubara-sama's honorable person was liberated. With a wave of warm compassion, like trees that bend in a light breeze, his supple tresses grew... Now, meanwhile, Kashiparuu-sama was in his chambers sleeping peacefully, like a flower waiting to bud, and he gave voice to the pain that was in his heart, "Kampaniiru...!!" "Kampaniiru", in the tongue of my people, means, "Come forth, ocean of God's power; go forth, veneration!"
Principal: Uh, errr, um, just - I'm sorry, but I have to go meet with some-
Ayame: [grabs the principal's shoulder] I'm not done explaining about Kandora-sama.
Principal: THAT'S OKAY!! YOU CAN HAVE LONG HAIR!!!
Ayame: But Principal...
Principal: No! Rules are made to be followed. I'll call the head of your family...
Ayame: I... I come from a royal family.
Principal: Huh?
Ayame: I've been hiding it until now, but there's a country to which I must return.
Principal: Wh-what?
Ayame: If you must know, my hair has to be long because... it is said that the first king, the honorable Rurubara-sama, received a message when he reached the age of four. It was from Kandora-sama, who illumines the four directions with gold and red light. When Kandora-sama chanted "Ma Rudu Mani," his forehead shone with a blue light and, like a pony struck by a whip, Rurubara-sama's honorable person was liberated. With a wave of warm compassion, like trees that bend in a light breeze, his supple tresses grew... Now, meanwhile, Kashiparuu-sama was in his chambers sleeping peacefully, like a flower waiting to bud, and he gave voice to the pain that was in his heart, "Kampaniiru...!!" "Kampaniiru", in the tongue of my people, means, "Come forth, ocean of God's power; go forth, veneration!"
Principal: Uh, errr, um, just - I'm sorry, but I have to go meet with some-
Ayame: [grabs the principal's shoulder] I'm not done explaining about Kandora-sama.
Principal: THAT'S OKAY!! YOU CAN HAVE LONG HAIR!!!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyo's shirt.]
Kagura: Dry damm you!!
[Shirt rips in two.],,
Kyo: Tell me that didn't just happen!!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo: My shirt!
Kagura: Dry damm you!!
[Shirt rips in two.],,
Kyo: Tell me that didn't just happen!!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo: My shirt!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kyo: Why the hell is Kagura here??!!
Kagura: I'm here for Valentines Day, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines Day?!
Yuki: It's called a calendar, stupid.
Kagura: I'm here for Valentines Day, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines Day?!
Yuki: It's called a calendar, stupid.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Ayame: [Takes Yuki's hand in his] Yuki...!! Let's let today be the day we deepen our brotherly bond!!
Yuki: I'll see you sink to the bottom of the lake before I let that happen.
Ayame: I see! I see! We'll always be together as brothers!
Yuki: SINK BY YOURSELF!!
Yuki: I'll see you sink to the bottom of the lake before I let that happen.
Ayame: I see! I see! We'll always be together as brothers!
Yuki: SINK BY YOURSELF!!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Ayame: My, my. Welcome back, Yuki! And you're with your little friends!
Kyo: WHO'RE YOU CALLING HIS FRIEND?!
Ayame: By the way, Yuki...
Kyo: HEY!
Ayame: I just received some advice from Tori-san. From now on, I'm going to deepen our bond with my forceful conviction! This is the best way!
Yuki: [thinking] ...The best way is for him to give up.
Tohru: Forceful... conviction? What do you mean?
Ayame: I MEAN--!! Yuki is my younger brother, and I am Yuki's older brother! Based on this indisputable fact, I will make this declaration! YUKI!! As your older brother, I want you... [points to Yuki]...TO SUBMIT TO ME!!!
[Echo] To me... to me... to me...
Yuki: ..................! GO TO HELL!!
[Yuki beats up Ayame, then picks him up in his zodiac form, spins him around, and throws him in the lake]
Hatori: Poor Ayame... he just doesn't get it.
Shigure: He really doesn't.
Kyo: WHO'RE YOU CALLING HIS FRIEND?!
Ayame: By the way, Yuki...
Kyo: HEY!
Ayame: I just received some advice from Tori-san. From now on, I'm going to deepen our bond with my forceful conviction! This is the best way!
Yuki: [thinking] ...The best way is for him to give up.
Tohru: Forceful... conviction? What do you mean?
Ayame: I MEAN--!! Yuki is my younger brother, and I am Yuki's older brother! Based on this indisputable fact, I will make this declaration! YUKI!! As your older brother, I want you... [points to Yuki]...TO SUBMIT TO ME!!!
[Echo] To me... to me... to me...
Yuki: ..................! GO TO HELL!!
[Yuki beats up Ayame, then picks him up in his zodiac form, spins him around, and throws him in the lake]
Hatori: Poor Ayame... he just doesn't get it.
Shigure: He really doesn't.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: These cats must really like you a lot! [hugs one of them]
Kyo: Yeah, don't ask why... they just come out on their own... same for dogs for Shigure, and rats for Yuki...
Tohru: It must be fun!
Kyo: HOW THE HELL IS IT FUN?! This one time I was walking on the mountains with Kagura we got surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!
Tohru: [giggles]
Kyo: IT IS NOT FUNNY!
Tohru: I'm sorry.
Kyo: Well... what do you want?
Tohru: I'm only worried about you, that's all... aren't you going to help at the preparations for the festival?
Kyo: [glances at Tohru for a second] What do they need me for...? They've got Yuki, don't they? I doubt anyone's gonna miss me...
Tohru: [gasps]
Kyo: Yeah, don't ask why... they just come out on their own... same for dogs for Shigure, and rats for Yuki...
Tohru: It must be fun!
Kyo: HOW THE HELL IS IT FUN?! This one time I was walking on the mountains with Kagura we got surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!
Tohru: [giggles]
Kyo: IT IS NOT FUNNY!
Tohru: I'm sorry.
Kyo: Well... what do you want?
Tohru: I'm only worried about you, that's all... aren't you going to help at the preparations for the festival?
Kyo: [glances at Tohru for a second] What do they need me for...? They've got Yuki, don't they? I doubt anyone's gonna miss me...
Tohru: [gasps]
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kagura: I'll take his good traits with his bad! Even if he turns into his true form, I'll stand by hi--
Kyo: That's...enough! Keep talking like that...and I'll never forgive you!
Kagura: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME?!
Kyo: OWWWWW!
Kyo: That's...enough! Keep talking like that...and I'll never forgive you!
Kagura: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME?!
Kyo: OWWWWW!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kagura: I do love him! Even if he changes into his other fo- [Kyo covered her mouth]
Kyo: Shut your mouth, right now. One more word, and... and I'll... [Kagura took his arm and started breaking it]
Kagura: AND YOU'LL WHAT, LOVE?!
Kyo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!
Kyo: Shut your mouth, right now. One more word, and... and I'll... [Kagura took his arm and started breaking it]
Kagura: AND YOU'LL WHAT, LOVE?!
Kyo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: Hmm? You agreed to it just like that? My, arent you helpful... or could it be that you secretly got a crush on tohru?! [silence from Hatori] Oooh...Are you so unnerved its gotten your tongue-tied... I've hit the nail on the head, havent I ?!?!
Hatori: I am unnerved by your utter stupidity that words fail me completely...
Hatori: I am unnerved by your utter stupidity that words fail me completely...
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: Ah-hah! What's this Hatori? I don't think I've ever heard you so eager to come over! Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [silence from Hatori] Ah! I guessed right, didn't I? You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Hatori: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Momiji: Hey Tohru! Let's take a bath together! [Kyo took Momiji's head and sat on his back]
Kyo: Why you little--! Now who's the pervert? (Momiji called Kyo a perv earlier, for "wanting" to share the same room as Tohru)
Momiji: Waaahhh! Kyo's picking on meee!
Kyo: Why you little--! Now who's the pervert? (Momiji called Kyo a perv earlier, for "wanting" to share the same room as Tohru)
Momiji: Waaahhh! Kyo's picking on meee!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kagura: No! You don't know how a woman feels when she's in love!
Shigure: [chuckles] Oh, 'yes I do'... Well, maybe I don't have enough women to venture I guess...
Kagura: Huh?
Shigure: That's your cue to shout, "Shigure, you big perv!" Roll your eyes, and slap me, whatever...
Kagura: Ahh! Shigure!!! You big perv! [chases him whilst pummeling him in the back]
Shigure: AAAAAAARGHH!
Shigure: [chuckles] Oh, 'yes I do'... Well, maybe I don't have enough women to venture I guess...
Kagura: Huh?
Shigure: That's your cue to shout, "Shigure, you big perv!" Roll your eyes, and slap me, whatever...
Kagura: Ahh! Shigure!!! You big perv! [chases him whilst pummeling him in the back]
Shigure: AAAAAAARGHH!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Momiji: Hey. Hey, Tohru! You know about the Zodiac thing, right!
Tohru: Uh, yes.
Momiji: Then I can hug you!
Kyo: Hold it, lover-boy.
Momiji: But she won't mind if I transform, right?
Kyo: That's not the problem! Think of where we are!
Momiji: Are you hogging Tohru because she's so cute?! I bet Kyo hugs her every day!
Kyo: You stu--! Who would want to--!
Momiji: My turn! [hugs Tohru and transforms into a rabbit]
Tohru: Uh, yes.
Momiji: Then I can hug you!
Kyo: Hold it, lover-boy.
Momiji: But she won't mind if I transform, right?
Kyo: That's not the problem! Think of where we are!
Momiji: Are you hogging Tohru because she's so cute?! I bet Kyo hugs her every day!
Kyo: You stu--! Who would want to--!
Momiji: My turn! [hugs Tohru and transforms into a rabbit]
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Momiji: Hey, Tohru! You already know about the zodiac, right?
Tohru: Mmm-hmm!
Momiji: Yay! That means I can hug you! [runs to Tohru]
Kyo: Wait a minute, loverboy! Do you even realize where you are?! [holding Momiji's head]
Momiji: Kyo, you're just keeping Tohru all to yourself 'cause she's so cute! You probably hug her everyday!
Kyo: HELL NO! WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?! [Lets Momiji go]
Momiji: ME!! [hugs Tohru and transforms into a rabbit]
Tohru: Mmm-hmm!
Momiji: Yay! That means I can hug you! [runs to Tohru]
Kyo: Wait a minute, loverboy! Do you even realize where you are?! [holding Momiji's head]
Momiji: Kyo, you're just keeping Tohru all to yourself 'cause she's so cute! You probably hug her everyday!
Kyo: HELL NO! WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?! [Lets Momiji go]
Momiji: ME!! [hugs Tohru and transforms into a rabbit]
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kagura: Here, Kyo! A chocolate heart stuffed with my love, all for YOU!
Kyo: KEEP IT! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap?!
Tohru: Ummm... Kyo? Do you really not like chocolates?
Kyo: NO! I hate it!
Kagura: [Satanic voice] SHUT UP AND EAT IT!
Kyo: AH!
Kagura: Did you hear me?! I said eat, damn you!
Kyo: NO!
Kagura: EAT!
Kyo: NO means NO, woman!
Kagura: EAT IT!!!
Kyo: You'll have to kill me first!
Kagura: I'm starting to get angry!!!
Kyo: NO!
Kyo: KEEP IT! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap?!
Tohru: Ummm... Kyo? Do you really not like chocolates?
Kyo: NO! I hate it!
Kagura: [Satanic voice] SHUT UP AND EAT IT!
Kyo: AH!
Kagura: Did you hear me?! I said eat, damn you!
Kyo: NO!
Kagura: EAT!
Kyo: NO means NO, woman!
Kagura: EAT IT!!!
Kyo: You'll have to kill me first!
Kagura: I'm starting to get angry!!!
Kyo: NO!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone away.
Yuki: Sounds like you forgot on purpose.
Yuki: Sounds like you forgot on purpose.
TV Show: Fruits Basket