Fruits Basket Quotes
Kyo: Dammit, can't you do anything right?
Yuki: You're the last person I need to hear from right now.
Kyo: What's that supposed to mean?! You tryin' to start something?!
Arisa: Quit horsing around, you two.
Kyo: Who asked you, you dirty bitch!
[Arisa grabs Kyo with a mop]
Arisa: You gonna talk to me like that after I came here to help you out of the goodness of my heart?
Yuki: You're the last person I need to hear from right now.
Kyo: What's that supposed to mean?! You tryin' to start something?!
Arisa: Quit horsing around, you two.
Kyo: Who asked you, you dirty bitch!
[Arisa grabs Kyo with a mop]
Arisa: You gonna talk to me like that after I came here to help you out of the goodness of my heart?
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: Jason is a bear they say lives on a mountain. You don't know much, do you?
Kyo: Shut up! I knew that!
Hatori: No you didn't.
Kyo: Shut up! I knew that!
Hatori: No you didn't.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: [With Momiji, finds Tohru with Hatori] So, Tohru, did you find out what zodiac animal Hatori is?
Hatori: [In a grim tone] Say one more word, Shigure, and the entire publishing industry will know of every embarrasing thing you did since you were four.
Shigure: Sorry, Tohru, my lips are sealed!
Hatori: [In a grim tone] Say one more word, Shigure, and the entire publishing industry will know of every embarrasing thing you did since you were four.
Shigure: Sorry, Tohru, my lips are sealed!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: Ky-ky...Kyo-kun?! Just now, I heard a "slam" sound...
Yuki: [thinking] It'll take more than a door to stop her...
Kagura: Kyo-kun?! Kyo-kun, dear, what's wrong?! The door closed?!
Kyo: Yeah, it's closed! And it won't ever open again!
Yuki: [thinking] It'll take more than a door to stop her...
Kagura: Kyo-kun?! Kyo-kun, dear, what's wrong?! The door closed?!
Kyo: Yeah, it's closed! And it won't ever open again!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
[Tohru's crying and wishing upon the stars up on the roof]
Tohru: Kyo-kun, what do you wish for?
Kyo: For a certain someone... to stop crying. [wipes away her tears]
Tohru: Kyo-kun, what do you wish for?
Kyo: For a certain someone... to stop crying. [wipes away her tears]
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: At least this summer won't be a complete bust. I can still be happy watching the soap opera unfold.
Kyo: What are you talking about?
Shigure: Wouldn't it be nice if your friendship were to, say...deepen?
Kyo: Uh... still don't know what you're talking about.
Kyo: What are you talking about?
Shigure: Wouldn't it be nice if your friendship were to, say...deepen?
Kyo: Uh... still don't know what you're talking about.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: MY GOD MAN, YOU'RE DENSE!! YOU'RE AS DENSE AS AN OGRE! DENSE AS LEAD! IF A TACK IS SHARP, YOU'RE THE THING FARTHEST FROM IT! A MAN LIKE YOU HAS NO RIGHT TO HAVE SUMMER! PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE!
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Shigure: THE FACT THAT YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AFTER I'VE MADE IT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
Tohru: [enters after hearing commotion] Wh-What's the matter?
Shigure: Tohru-kun, it's no use! Kyo-kun is wasted on you. Unlike me, he shows no promise whatsoever! You mustn't get near him!
Kyo: At least I get that I'm really being made fun of!
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Shigure: THE FACT THAT YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AFTER I'VE MADE IT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
Tohru: [enters after hearing commotion] Wh-What's the matter?
Shigure: Tohru-kun, it's no use! Kyo-kun is wasted on you. Unlike me, he shows no promise whatsoever! You mustn't get near him!
Kyo: At least I get that I'm really being made fun of!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: (Talking about Rin) I wonder what she came here to do? She seemed to be in so much pain...
Shigure: Hmmm... the truth is... Rin and I are going out.
Shigure: Hmmm... the truth is... Rin and I are going out.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: Eh...?! Ah! R-r-really?! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pried!
Shigure: Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. Sorry, sorry.
Hatori: Pay attention to the circumstances before you make such flippant comments.
Shigure: Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. Sorry, sorry.
Hatori: Pay attention to the circumstances before you make such flippant comments.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: I...I won't lose! Why hide it? I'm the mean stepsister!
Kyo: (Purposely holding up the script up high so she can't get it) Uh, you're not the one being mean.
Yuki: And how old are we turning this year?
Kyo: (Purposely holding up the script up high so she can't get it) Uh, you're not the one being mean.
Yuki: And how old are we turning this year?
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Yuki: I think I'll go back to the main house for New Year's.
Tohru: EH?!
Shigure: Oh, my.
Yuki: Just for one night. I'll come back the evening of New Year's Day.
Shigure: Something up, Yuki-kun? That doesn't sound like you. Did you hit your head?
Yuki: I did not. ...I'll be going.
Tohru: All right!
Shigure: Hmm...if you're going to bother going back, you should take your time--stay longer than a night.
Yuki: ......Well...I'm not sure of leaving the two of them alone.
Kyo and Tohru: ?
Shigure: [to Kyo]YOU...YOU BEAST!
Kyo: I'm gonna kill you.
Shigure: Not to worry, Tohru-kun! We'll put together a plan to protect you from the evil clutches of fiendish Kyo-kun.
Tohru: Ha?
Yuki: [to Kyo] Beast.
Kyo: I'm gonna kill you both. Together.
Tohru: EH?!
Shigure: Oh, my.
Yuki: Just for one night. I'll come back the evening of New Year's Day.
Shigure: Something up, Yuki-kun? That doesn't sound like you. Did you hit your head?
Yuki: I did not. ...I'll be going.
Tohru: All right!
Shigure: Hmm...if you're going to bother going back, you should take your time--stay longer than a night.
Yuki: ......Well...I'm not sure of leaving the two of them alone.
Kyo and Tohru: ?
Shigure: [to Kyo]YOU...YOU BEAST!
Kyo: I'm gonna kill you.
Shigure: Not to worry, Tohru-kun! We'll put together a plan to protect you from the evil clutches of fiendish Kyo-kun.
Tohru: Ha?
Yuki: [to Kyo] Beast.
Kyo: I'm gonna kill you both. Together.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Ayame: (picking up barely-injured Yuki) You musn't die, Yuki! The setting sun we watched the day we pledged by the Seine together sparkles like gold in my heart even now!
Yuki: We never saw that! We never pledged! Stop making up past events and put me down!
Ayame: Be strong, Yuki!
Yuki: We never saw that! We never pledged! Stop making up past events and put me down!
Ayame: Be strong, Yuki!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Yuki: (while picking up Machi's things) Hey. Is this the maple leaf I gave you?
Machi: (wide eyes) No! Give it back! I was so asleep I even packed that...
Yuki: Oh...maybe I have the wrong leaf.
Machi: You're wrong!
Yuki: Okay. Sorry. Of course it was a different leaf.
Machi: ....but you're not...technically wrong.
Yuki: Which is it, Machi?
Machi: I mean, there isn't any hidden meaning behind it. I just wasn't sure about throwing it away, so I made a bookmark. I made it myself. There's nothing beyond that...
Yuki: Thank you.
Machi: ...For what?
Yuki: (smiling) Well, you're taking good care of it! I'm glad.
Machi: (blushing, embarassed) I...I'M NOT TAKING CARE OF IT!!
Yuki: HUH? But...you made a bookmark.
Machi: Slamming it into books doesn't mean I'm taking care of it!
Yuki: But you're using it because you like it, right?
Machi: I don't like it! It's big and hard to use--in fact, you can have it back!
Yuki: Don't give it back!!
Manabe: (arriving on the scene, and seeing Yuki and Machi arguing/fighting) Hunh. I kind of want to ask, but I also kinda don't. Do I risk it?
Yuki: Ask. Take the risk.
Manabe: Fine. What the hell?
Yuki: ....the short version here, is that Machi is being inflexible!
Manabe: The short version tells me jack...
Machi: This has nothing to do with you, Manabe! So stay out of this, you SAUCEPAN!
Machi: (wide eyes) No! Give it back!
Yuki: Oh...maybe I have the wrong leaf.
Machi: You're wrong!
Yuki: Okay. Sorry. Of course it was a different leaf.
Machi: ....but you're not...technically wrong.
Yuki: Which is it, Machi?
Machi: I mean, there isn't any hidden meaning behind it. I just wasn't sure about throwing it away, so I made a bookmark. I made it myself. There's nothing beyond that...
Yuki: Thank you.
Machi: ...For what?
Yuki: (smiling) Well, you're taking good care of it! I'm glad.
Machi: (blushing, embarassed) I...I'M NOT TAKING CARE OF IT!!
Yuki: HUH? But...you made a bookmark.
Machi: Slamming it into books doesn't mean I'm taking care of it!
Yuki: But you're using it because you like it, right?
Machi: I don't like it! It's big and hard to use--in fact, you can have it back!
Yuki: Don't give it back!!
Manabe: (arriving on the scene, and seeing Yuki and Machi arguing/fighting) Hunh. I kind of want to ask, but I also kinda don't. Do I risk it?
Yuki: Ask. Take the risk.
Manabe: Fine. What the hell?
Yuki: ....the short version here, is that Machi is being inflexible!
Manabe: The short version tells me jack...
Machi: This has nothing to do with you, Manabe! So stay out of this, you SAUCEPAN!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Katsuya Honda: (after witnessing Kyoko yelling) What's making you so angry?
Kyoko: ...huh? Who're you? (slides away) Whatever. You can take your preaching and shove it up your--
Katsuya: I'm not going to preach. Just tell me what's so irritating...
Kyoko: That's none of your damn buisness!
Katsuya: Maybe not. But I'm curious.
Kyoko: It's everything, you prick! God, you're so annoying! It's everything, okay?! EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF! Them! And them! And them! And you! Everyone and everything! I HATE YOUR GOD-DAMN GUTS! You just...You all treat people like garbage. You're all just as bad! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE ALL FRIGGIN' PERFECT! (slams fist down on table) Leave me alone. I wish everyone would just...go. Get out of my life. I'd be better off with you dead! Die! Go to hell! Die! (keeps slamming fist down on table) You disappear! You fall apart!
Katsuya: (staying calm) Really? I think you want them to care. You want them to look at you, don't you? All of those people. You want them to need you. You want them.....to listen to you. To understand, somehow. You want them to accept you. I think.....you want them to love you. (pauses to take off glasses) You know something? I'd like that too.
Kyoko: Wh-Why? Why did I...turn out...like this? (remembers her mother saying "Why did you turn out like this!") You're asking me? That's what...that's what I want to know. Why? Why...Did....I...?! Where did she go wrong? What was her mistake? I'm miserable. I FEEL SO ALONE! (starts to cry) It was all I wanted. To love people....and be loved. I wanted to be happy.
Katsuya: ...You're lonely? All right. (grabs her hand and yanks her up from the table) Let's sneak out of here. Together.
Kyoko: ...huh? Who're you? (slides away) Whatever. You can take your preaching and shove it up your--
Katsuya: I'm not going to preach. Just tell me what's so irritating...
Kyoko: That's none of your damn buisness!
Katsuya: Maybe not. But I'm curious.
Kyoko: It's everything, you prick! God, you're so annoying! It's everything, okay?! EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF! Them! And them! And them! And you! Everyone and everything! I HATE YOUR GOD-DAMN GUTS! You just...You all treat people like garbage. You're all just as bad! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE ALL FRIGGIN' PERFECT! (slams fist down on table) Leave me alone. I wish everyone would just...go. Get out of my life. I'd be better off with you dead! Die! Go to hell! Die! (keeps slamming fist down on table) You disappear! You fall apart!
Katsuya: (staying calm) Really? I think you want them to care. You want them to look at you, don't you? All of those people. You want them to need you. You want them.....to listen to you. To understand, somehow. You want them to accept you. I think.....you want them to love you. (pauses to take off glasses) You know something? I'd like that too.
Kyoko: Wh-Why? Why did I...turn out...like this? (remembers her mother saying "Why did you turn out like this!") You're asking me? That's what...that's what I want to know. Why? Why...Did....I...?!
Katsuya: ...You're lonely? All right. (grabs her hand and yanks her up from the table) Let's sneak out of here. Together.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kyoko: IT'S THE OCEAN! OCEAN OCEAN OCEAN!
Katsuya: You're like a dog, Miss No-Eyebrows.
Kyoko: It's the ocean, isn't it? STUPID OCEAN!
Katsuya: You're like a dog, Miss No-Eyebrows.
Kyoko: It's the ocean, isn't it? STUPID OCEAN!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: It must've been very painful, Akito...being told the day you were born, you were going die. It must've been so painful.
Akito: What was!? What would you know about it!?!
Tohru: You're right. I can't even imagine how awful it would be to know something like that, or how terrifying. Shigure and Yuki and Kyo I'm sure they feel the same way, and Hatori too. And when you pass away, we'll be sad. We'll be very sad to lose you. And so...
Akito: Heh. Who's going to be sad? Everyone is able to live thanks to me. They all hope I will be gone quickly. I was born in order to die. That's how it was decided.
Tohru: But why? Who decided it had to be like that? Akito, right now you're alive aren't you?
Akito: Alive!? You call this being alive, do you?! It's been decided! It's been decided, and they never even asked me!
Tohru: I-I didn't know my mom was going to die-
Akito: Silence! Stop talking! Hatori, I want you to erase this girl's memory. Do it now! (Hatori hesitates) Hatori!
Tohru: I wanted her to live a long time. I wanted her to be here to watch me.
Akito(voice cracking): Stop crying! Stop it, stop crying!
Tohru: And I don't know what your family's curse is, but I'm happy. I'm happy that I know you, Akito. And I don't regret meeting you, or anyone, not at all. I wanna know you. Please tell me how you feel. Even if you're bitter or angry or frustrated, that's okay because the important thing now, Akito... You're alive. (pause; Akito lets Tohru's hair go; he knocks Yuki and Shigure down)
Akito: What was!? What would you know about it!?!
Tohru: You're right. I can't even imagine how awful it would be to know something like that, or how terrifying. Shigure and Yuki and Kyo I'm sure they feel the same way, and Hatori too. And when you pass away, we'll be sad. We'll be very sad to lose you. And so...
Akito: Heh. Who's going to be sad? Everyone is able to live thanks to me. They all hope I will be gone quickly. I was born in order to die. That's how it was decided.
Tohru: But why? Who decided it had to be like that? Akito, right now you're alive aren't you?
Akito: Alive!? You call this being alive, do you?! It's been decided! It's been decided, and they never even asked me!
Tohru: I-I didn't know my mom was going to die-
Akito: Silence! Stop talking! Hatori, I want you to erase this girl's memory. Do it now! (Hatori hesitates) Hatori!
Tohru: I wanted her to live a long time. I wanted her to be here to watch me.
Akito(voice cracking): Stop crying! Stop it, stop crying!
Tohru: And I don't know what your family's curse is, but I'm happy. I'm happy that I know you, Akito. And I don't regret meeting you, or anyone, not at all. I wanna know you. Please tell me how you feel. Even if you're bitter or angry or frustrated, that's okay because the important thing now, Akito... You're alive. (pause; Akito lets Tohru's hair go; he knocks Yuki and Shigure down)
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Akito: All right. What is it?
Hatsuharu: Why'd you push Rin out a window? Why would you do something like that?
Akito: What? I did...what? I pushed Isuzu? That's news to me. Who told you that?
Hatsuharu: The heavens revealed it.
Akito: Huh? (laughs) You never change do you? You're as dumb as ever.
Hatsuharu: Don't laugh!! Why would you do that? Were you trying to kill her?
Akito: ...Hmph. You'll believe the heavens, but you won't believe your God. Fine. Let me ask you something, Hatsuharu. Why would you get so angry about Isuzu in the first place? You've always been kind to her. Do you feel sorry for her? Did you feel you couldn't leave her? Maybe it was just pity.
Hatsuharu: (punches wall) Because I love her! And I know you knew that! Don't pretend you didn't! ...Where is she? Where's Rin? You know. Don't you?! You know where she is!
Akito: ...This is ridiculous. Where did you get an idea like that?
Hatsuharu: You were always cold to Rin. If I was always kind to her...then you...were always cold. To Rin. To women. I know how much you hate them! Twice as much as anyone else! You have no problem saying cruel things. You do cruel things. If you're supposed to be our Master...you have to be more--
Akito: So you realize all that, do you? Interesting. And yet, you tell me things like "I love Rin", right? Even though you knew that I hate Isuzu? You told Isuzu that you love her, didn't you? Even though you knew?
Hatsuharu: ...Where is she? Where? Where is Rin right now?
Akito: You're so obstinate. Look I don't know--
Hatsuharu: (grabs Akito) Where is she?! Where did you put her?! Get her out!
Akito: I just told you!--I don't know! You always make everything my fault!
Hatsuharu: Why'd you push Rin out a window? Why would you do something like that?
Akito: What? I did...what? I pushed Isuzu? That's news to me. Who told you that?
Hatsuharu: The heavens revealed it.
Akito: Huh? (laughs) You never change do you? You're as dumb as ever.
Hatsuharu: Don't laugh!! Why would you do that? Were you trying to kill her?
Akito: ...Hmph. You'll believe the heavens, but you won't believe your God. Fine. Let me ask you something, Hatsuharu. Why would you get so angry about Isuzu in the first place? You've always been kind to her. Do you feel sorry for her? Did you feel you couldn't leave her? Maybe it was just pity.
Hatsuharu: (punches wall) Because I love her! And I know you knew that! Don't pretend you didn't! ...Where is she? Where's Rin? You know. Don't you?! You know where she is!
Akito: ...This is ridiculous. Where did you get an idea like that?
Hatsuharu: You were always cold to Rin. If I was always kind to her...then you...were always cold. To Rin. To women. I know how much you hate them! Twice as much as anyone else! You have no problem saying cruel things. You do cruel things. If you're supposed to be our Master...you have to be more--
Akito: So you realize all that, do you? Interesting. And yet, you tell me things like "I love Rin", right? Even though you knew that I hate Isuzu? You told Isuzu that you love her, didn't you? Even though you knew?
Hatsuharu: ...Where is she? Where? Where is Rin right now?
Akito: You're so obstinate. Look I don't know--
Hatsuharu: (grabs Akito) Where is she?! Where did you put her?! Get her out!
Akito: I just told you!--I don't know! You always make everything my fault!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Manabe: (sighs) I guess there's no hope for you, Yuki. You were probably brought up as such a spoiled little rich girl...
Yuki: (pulls on his ear)
Manabe: OWOWOW BOY! I mean spoiled little rich BOY!
Yuki: Either way, you're insulting me.
Yuki: (pulls on his ear)
Manabe: OWOWOW BOY! I mean spoiled little rich BOY!
Yuki: Either way, you're insulting me.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Manabe: Why do we have to go around introducing ourselves to all the clubs? It's not like we're idols that have just started out. They know who we are.
Yuki: We have to show how we're here to help them.
Manabe: We DO help them. We're the School Defence Force that fights against EVIL, you know.
Yuki: Can you stop saying that with a straight face? It makes me nervous.
Yuki: We have to show how we're here to help them.
Manabe: We DO help them. We're the School Defence Force that fights against EVIL, you know.
Yuki: Can you stop saying that with a straight face? It makes me nervous.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: Kyo, I heard you gave Tohru a little scare while you were prowling around last night. (singsong voice): Kyo's a stalker. Kyo's a stalker.
Kyo: YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT! AND YOU- (Tohru) NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WALK YOU HOME, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Tohru: That's okay. Anyway, I'd much see you here at the table like this more often. I'm glad you're eating. How do you like the food?
Kyo: Hmm? (he looks at Yuki; he groans) What do you want?!
Yuki: Nothing.
Kyo: YOU WERE STARING AT ME?!
Yuki: No, just looking.
Kyo: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!
Tohru: Do you like it?
Kyo: NO, I DON'T!! (Tohru's mouth gaps open, silence)
Kyo: YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT! AND YOU- (Tohru) NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WALK YOU HOME, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Tohru: That's okay. Anyway, I'd much see you here at the table like this more often. I'm glad you're eating. How do you like the food?
Kyo: Hmm? (he looks at Yuki; he groans) What do you want?!
Yuki: Nothing.
Kyo: YOU WERE STARING AT ME?!
Yuki: No, just looking.
Kyo: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!
Tohru: Do you like it?
Kyo: NO, I DON'T!! (Tohru's mouth gaps open, silence)
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: By the way, this is the one and only Tohru Honda. You came to see her today, right?
Ayame: Hmm? ...Oh, yes, that's right! I'm sorry about earlier. I am Yuki's older brother, Ayame.
Tohru: Oh, right! Pleased to meet you!
Ayame: So you really do exist. The princess I've heard so much about. (Tohru smiles nervously) A single, blooming flower trapped in a house with stinking men. Are they treating you well, princess?
Shigure(nervously): You make it sound that she's been kidnapped.
Yuki(angrily, but coolly): Brother, you're being rude. Stop making fun of her!
Ayame: Making fun? Honestly, I'm giving Tohru nothing, but the highest respect. So princess, why don't you bring us some tea? (he pats the table) And lunch would be nice.
Yuki and Kyo: THAT'S NOT RESPECT!!
Ayame: Of course; you're right. What was I thinking? Let me try again. (he holds his hand out) Come, Tohru. (they skip together) We're going out to eat!
Tohru: Uh, I don't know.
Ayame: Don't worry; it's my treat! (he laughs giddily; the door closes; Kyo and Yuki glare at Shigure)
Shigure(nervously): Now there's use getting angry at me.
Ayame: Hmm? ...Oh, yes, that's right! I'm sorry about earlier. I am Yuki's older brother, Ayame.
Tohru: Oh, right! Pleased to meet you!
Ayame: So you really do exist. The princess I've heard so much about. (Tohru smiles nervously) A single, blooming flower trapped in a house with stinking men. Are they treating you well, princess?
Shigure(nervously): You make it sound that she's been kidnapped.
Yuki(angrily, but coolly): Brother, you're being rude. Stop making fun of her!
Ayame: Making fun? Honestly, I'm giving Tohru nothing, but the highest respect. So princess, why don't you bring us some tea? (he pats the table) And lunch would be nice.
Yuki and Kyo: THAT'S NOT RESPECT!!
Ayame: Of course; you're right. What was I thinking? Let me try again. (he holds his hand out) Come, Tohru. (they skip together) We're going out to eat!
Tohru: Uh, I don't know.
Ayame: Don't worry; it's my treat! (he laughs giddily; the door closes; Kyo and Yuki glare at Shigure)
Shigure(nervously): Now there's use getting angry at me.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: Momiji!
Momiji(in a girl's uniform with a cap and shorts): Tohru! (he laughs; Kyo stares at him in anger and surprise; Tohru smiles)
Tohru: Hi there! (Momiji lunges toward her for a hug; Kyo knocks him down)
Kyo: What are you, stupid?!
Momiji: Waaahhh! Kyo's hitting me! (he starts crying)
Kyo: IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?!
Momiji(in a girl's uniform with a cap and shorts): Tohru! (he laughs; Kyo stares at him in anger and surprise; Tohru smiles)
Tohru: Hi there! (Momiji lunges toward her for a hug; Kyo knocks him down)
Kyo: What are you, stupid?!
Momiji: Waaahhh! Kyo's hitting me! (he starts crying)
Kyo: IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?!
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Shigure: So, anyway, I was wondering if you can come and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, when you think you can spare the time.
Hatori: Fine. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure: Aha. What's this, Hatori? I don't think I've ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru??
Hatori: ...
Shigure: Ha! I guessed right, didn't I?! You naughty, naughty man!
Hatori: I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Hatori: Fine. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure: Aha. What's this, Hatori? I don't think I've ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru??
Hatori: ...
Shigure: Ha! I guessed right, didn't I?! You naughty, naughty man!
Hatori: I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Kyo(hits Momiji on the head; Momiji cries): NOW YOU STAY HERE AND SIT STILL!
Momiji: Waahh! Somebody, Kyo hit me! (Tohru pulls a curtain back)
Tohru: Is everything okay?
Momiji(excitedly): You're Tohru! Right? Tohru Honda? Did I get it right?
Tohru: Uh-huh; that's me.
Momiji: Now me! Guess who I am!
Tohru: You're Momiji.
Momiji: Ah! You remembered my name! I'm so happy! Tohru, let's be friends, okay?
Tohru: Sure. (Kyo groans)
Momiji: Hey, Tohru, so you already know about the whole Zodiac thing, right? Right??
Tohru: Yeah.
Momiji: That’s great! I can hug you! (he laughs, lunges forward, but is stopped by Kyo)
Kyo: Hold it, lover boy!
Momiji: But Tohru doesn’t mind if I transform in front of her, do you, Tohru?!
Kyo: Do you even know where you are?! (Tohru laughs)
Tohru(thinking): I guess he is a member of the Zodiac after all.
Momiji: Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself ‘cause she’s so cute. You’d probably hug her everyday. (Kyo lets him go)
Kyo: Whoa, hell no! Who would want to do that?! (Momiji hugs Tohru)
Momiji: MEEEEEEEE! (Poof!)
Momiji: Waahh! Somebody, Kyo hit me! (Tohru pulls a curtain back)
Tohru: Is everything okay?
Momiji(excitedly): You're Tohru! Right? Tohru Honda? Did I get it right?
Tohru: Uh-huh; that's me.
Momiji: Now me! Guess who I am!
Tohru: You're Momiji.
Momiji: Ah! You remembered my name! I'm so happy! Tohru, let's be friends, okay?
Tohru: Sure. (Kyo groans)
Momiji: Hey, Tohru, so you already know about the whole Zodiac thing, right? Right??
Tohru: Yeah.
Momiji: That’s great! I can hug you! (he laughs, lunges forward, but is stopped by Kyo)
Kyo: Hold it, lover boy!
Momiji: But Tohru doesn’t mind if I transform in front of her, do you, Tohru?!
Kyo: Do you even know where you are?! (Tohru laughs)
Tohru(thinking): I guess he is a member of the Zodiac after all.
Momiji: Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself ‘cause she’s so cute. You’d probably hug her everyday. (Kyo lets him go)
Kyo: Whoa, hell no! Who would want to do that?! (Momiji hugs Tohru)
Momiji: MEEEEEEEE! (Poof!)
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru: Excuse me. Are you... Akito? (flashback of Akito at the main Sohma house; Akito stops in front of her)
Akito: Yes, I am... Miss Tohru Honda. (Tohru's eyes widen)
Tohru: Uh, pleased to meet you. (she bows; thinking) I don't believe it. W-why would Akito be here at school? Oh, I never thought I'd have to meet him by myself like this! But I'm surprised; h-he looks so young, and he's handsome, too, almost as handsome as Yuki. Still, this is the same person who hurt Hatori's eye. (Akito chuckles)
Akito: You're very polite. I'm glad. You seem to be a good person. And not only that, you're extremely cute. (Tohru looks up)
Tohru: Oh no, not really! (Akito chuckles)
Akito: So, you're modest, too. I mean it. You really are cute. I'm sorry I didn't say hello when I saw you at the main house. I tend to be rather shy around strangers. I hope you're not angry.
Tohru: Oh no! Not at all!
Akito: Well, that's good. I should introduce myself properly. I'm Akito, head of the Sohma family. I'm pleased to meet you.
Tohru: No, no! The pleasure's all mine, really! (she whimpers; thinking) It's strange. His personality seems much more gentle than I imagined.
Akito: I do hope you and I can be friends from now on... (he stares at her) ...just as you are with Yuki and Kyo.
Akito: Yes, I am... Miss Tohru Honda. (Tohru's eyes widen)
Tohru: Uh, pleased to meet you. (she bows; thinking) I don't believe it. W-why would Akito be here at school? Oh, I never thought I'd have to meet him by myself like this! But I'm surprised; h-he looks so young, and he's handsome, too, almost as handsome as Yuki. Still, this is the same person who hurt Hatori's eye. (Akito chuckles)
Akito: You're very polite. I'm glad. You seem to be a good person. And not only that, you're extremely cute. (Tohru looks up)
Tohru: Oh no, not really! (Akito chuckles)
Akito: So, you're modest, too. I mean it. You really are cute. I'm sorry I didn't say hello when I saw you at the main house. I tend to be rather shy around strangers. I hope you're not angry.
Tohru: Oh no! Not at all!
Akito: Well, that's good. I should introduce myself properly. I'm Akito, head of the Sohma family. I'm pleased to meet you.
Tohru: No, no! The pleasure's all mine, really! (she whimpers; thinking) It's strange. His personality seems much more gentle than I imagined.
Akito: I do hope you and I can be friends from now on... (he stares at her) ...just as you are with Yuki and Kyo.
TV Show: Fruits Basket
Tohru(after running into Ritsu again after school): So those are for Shigure?
Ritsu: Uh-huh. He asked me to pick them up. He said he just couldn't write without fresh jelly buns.
Tohru: Yeah. That sounds like something he'd say. (pause)
Ritsu and Tohru(in unison): Uh...
Tohru: Yes? Were you going to say something?
Ritsu: No, no, Tohru. You were going to say something first.
Tohru: No, really; I don't mind. Please, go right ahead.
Ritsu: No, really; that's all right. After you please.
Tohru: Oh no, I just couldn't!
Ritsu: Me either!
Tohru: Um, you know, for some reason, I don't think this is getting us anywhere.
Ritsu: Uh-huh. He asked me to pick them up. He said he just couldn't write without fresh jelly buns.
Tohru: Yeah. That sounds like something he'd say. (pause)
Ritsu and Tohru(in unison): Uh...
Tohru: Yes? Were you going to say something?
Ritsu: No, no, Tohru. You were going to say something first.
Tohru: No, really; I don't mind. Please, go right ahead.
Ritsu: No, really; that's all right. After you please.
Tohru: Oh no, I just couldn't!
Ritsu: Me either!
Tohru: Um, you know, for some reason, I don't think this is getting us anywhere.
TV Show: Fruits Basket