Full Metal Jacket Quote

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Because you were hungry... [ turns and addresses rest of platoon ]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES! [ rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle ]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Open your mouth

Movie: Full Metal Jacket

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