Fun with Dick and Jane Quotes
Dick Harper: [after being punched in the mouth, sound like he is trying to have in American accent] No, I swear, I am an American citizen.
INS Agent: Save it. [dragging Dick to deportation bus]
Dick Harper: No, call my wife... It's ringing
Billy Harper: [answers the phone] Hola?
INS Agent: Save it. [dragging Dick to deportation bus]
Dick Harper: No, call my wife... It's ringing
Billy Harper: [answers the phone] Hola?
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Dick Harper: [After watching the news saying he is going to be indited] Indited?
Jane Harper: Dick?
Dick Harper: [screaming] Indited!!
Jane Harper: Dick, its gonna' be alright.
Dick Harper: [starts running around house screaming] Indited, Indited, I'm being Indited
Jane Harper: [Yells to him in a different room] Dick calm down.
Dick Harper: [Runs back in to bedroom] [In pitiful voice]
Dick Harper: I can't calm down, I'm being indited
Jane Harper: Dick?
Dick Harper: [screaming] Indited!!
Jane Harper: Dick, its gonna' be alright.
Dick Harper: [starts running around house screaming] Indited, Indited, I'm being Indited
Jane Harper: [Yells to him in a different room] Dick calm down.
Dick Harper: [Runs back in to bedroom] [In pitiful voice]
Dick Harper: I can't calm down, I'm being indited
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Frank Bascom: Do you have any idea what I had to go through to get that form?
Dick Harper: No, let me guess, a fifth of SCOTCH? [Frank exhales into Dick's face]
Dick Harper: No, let me guess, a fifth of SCOTCH? [Frank exhales into Dick's face]
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Jane Harper: Interesting that the only two jobs you think I am qualified for are a secretary and a prostitute.
Dick Harper: You're not qualified to be a secretary.
Dick Harper: You're not qualified to be a secretary.
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