G.B.F. Quote

McKenzie Pryce: [reading an Internet posting titled Why you should have a gay best friend]I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem in.
'Shley Osgoode: I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay?
McKenzie Pryce: What?
'Shley Osgoode: You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus.
McKenzie Pryce: 'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America.
'Shley Osgoode: Aw. Gay babies?
McKenzie Pryce: No! Like... gay rabies.

Movie: G.B.F.

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