G.B.F. Quotes
'Topher: So, um, do you wanna feel how straight I am?
Brent Van Camp: Come again? [kisses Brent]
Brent Van Camp: Whoa, is this actually happening or is this a dream, because I just changed my sheets yesterday.
'Topher: Oh, it's real, bro.
Brent Van Camp: Come again? [kisses Brent]
Brent Van Camp: Whoa, is this actually happening or is this a dream, because I just changed my sheets yesterday.
'Topher: Oh, it's real, bro.
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Fawcett Brooks: Well, I can't help it that the school is devoid of the gay. I mean, if there were some, they'd obvi worship me.
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Brent Van Camp: 'Shley's Mormon. Their whole shtick is just being relentlessly nice to you until you give up and throw on a pair of their magic underwear.
Sophie Aster: Yeah, they smile to your face and Prop-8 you in the back.
Sophie Aster: Yeah, they smile to your face and Prop-8 you in the back.
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Sophie Aster: What the hell is Guydar?
Glenn Cho: Where have YOU been? It's the new app that lets gay guys find other gay guys through state-of-the-art, globally-positioned technology.
Brent Van Camp: She knows.
Glenn Cho: [defensively]I only know about it because Brent here tried to download it onto MY phone.
Brent Van Camp: Yeah, and hetero buzzkill here totally cock-blocked me.
Tanner Daniels: See, I'm not soiling my pristine phone with some slutty gay hookup app.
Brent Van Camp: Tanner, we're not gonna DO anything. We're just gonna... see if there ARE other gay guys in this town and find out how many cubic feet away they are from us. It's science.
Glenn Cho: Where have YOU been? It's the new app that lets gay guys find other gay guys through state-of-the-art, globally-positioned technology.
Brent Van Camp: She knows.
Glenn Cho: [defensively]I only know about it because Brent here tried to download it onto MY phone.
Brent Van Camp: Yeah, and hetero buzzkill here totally cock-blocked me.
Tanner Daniels: See, I'm not soiling my pristine phone with some slutty gay hookup app.
Brent Van Camp: Tanner, we're not gonna DO anything. We're just gonna... see if there ARE other gay guys in this town and find out how many cubic feet away they are from us. It's science.
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Soledad Braunstein: But it isn't fair, Ms. Hogel.
Mrs. Hogel: I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.
Mrs. Hogel: I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.
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Soledad Braunstein: [struggling to keep the gayless Gay/Straight Alliance club alive]What if Viola here came out as a lesbian?
Viola: Hey! I'm strictly dickly, yo.
Soledad Braunstein: [sideways to Viola]Just take one for the team.
Viola: Hey! I'm strictly dickly, yo.
Soledad Braunstein: [sideways to Viola]Just take one for the team.
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Mrs. Hogel: One day you will meet the gay of your dreams - and it'll be the happiest, most fulfilling day of your life - then it's all downhill from there.
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Tanner Daniels: You sure this is a good idea?
Brent Van Camp: Was Drake on Degrassi? The answer is yes.
Brent Van Camp: Was Drake on Degrassi? The answer is yes.
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Mrs. Daniels: Are you hungry? 'cause I made my world-famous, homemade, gluten-free popsicles. They are delicious.
Mr. Daniels: Oh, and I hope you made 'em extra thick and fruity, just the way Tanner likes 'em.
Mr. Daniels: Oh, and I hope you made 'em extra thick and fruity, just the way Tanner likes 'em.
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Hamilton: Well, hey, there, Tan Tan. You know, I used to think you were a little fag. I didn't realize you were actually a full-fledged homo!
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Hamilton: We're history, which means you don't tell me what to do anymore.
Fawcett Brooks: History - now, that's an appropriate word, because that's what you sex life is gonna be if you don't leave him alone. After all, I know things - tiny, little, pinky-sized details. Touch him again and you won't be able to get as much as a half-ass handjob from some flag-twirling color guard skank.
Fawcett Brooks: History - now, that's an appropriate word, because that's what you sex life is gonna be if you don't leave him alone. After all, I know things - tiny, little, pinky-sized details. Touch him again and you won't be able to get as much as a half-ass handjob from some flag-twirling color guard skank.
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Tanner Daniels: I'm not much for the whole singing or dancing or being onstage thing.
Caprice Winters: You sure you're a 'mo?
Caprice Winters: You sure you're a 'mo?
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Fawcett Brooks: I'd rather say hello to a new handbag than a friend or boyfriend, and they're much easier to return.
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Tanner Daniels: [at a no-carb luncheon with Mormons]Wow, this is a whole lot of meat, 'Shley.
'Topher: Well, that's what you like, isn't it? Meat?
'Topher: Well, that's what you like, isn't it? Meat?
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Fawcett Brooks: Look, don't let Caprice pressure you. If you're really that nervous, then just blow off blowing what's-his-name and come to prom as MY arm candy.
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Mindie: Tan-pon, I heard you bulimed cuisine all over a Mormon.
Fawcett Brooks: I thought I told you to always drink on an empty stomach.
Fawcett Brooks: I thought I told you to always drink on an empty stomach.
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Caprice Winters: Christian's willing to forget about your projectile vomit and general schwastedness this weekend. He's still willing to go to the prom with you.
Tanner Daniels: Really? Still?
Caprice Winters: Believe it, bitch. Apparently, you being the only decent-looking, age-appropriate gay guy in a twenty-mile radius has given him a convenient case of boner-induced amnesia.
Tanner Daniels: Really? Still?
Caprice Winters: Believe it, bitch. Apparently, you being the only decent-looking, age-appropriate gay guy in a twenty-mile radius has given him a convenient case of boner-induced amnesia.
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Mrs. Hogel: I've noticed some disturbing trends in this school as of late. It seems that many of you girls are treating Tanner as more of a prize to be won than an actual person.
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Mrs. Hogel: Listen, girls, I get the appeal. Now, I myself had a gay best friend once and, oh, we were roommates for many fruitful years, but now he's no longer with us.
Tanner Daniels: Oh.
Viola: Oh, damn.
Soledad Braunstein: What? Where'd he go?
Fawcett Brooks: He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.
Tanner Daniels: Oh.
Viola: Oh, damn.
Soledad Braunstein: What? Where'd he go?
Fawcett Brooks: He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.
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Fawcett Brooks: If you can't take your boy-toy to prom, I will lead a school-wide boycott, and if they don't meet my - I mean, OUR - demands, then I will just host my own cooler alterna-prom.
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