Garfield Quotes
[For winning in Pet Search, Jon, Garfield and Odie are now headed for the nationals in Hollywood and they won $1,000]
Garfield: Money, big deal. A lot of good money does a cat. And going to Hollywood sounds like a *long* car ride to me. It's not enough that we made fools of ourselves on a local station. Now we've won the right to do it in front of the whole country. Oh, well. Maybe things will work out. Maybe the earth will shift and Hollywood will fall into the ocean.
Garfield: Money, big deal. A lot of good money does a cat. And going to Hollywood sounds like a *long* car ride to me. It's not enough that we made fools of ourselves on a local station. Now we've won the right to do it in front of the whole country. Oh, well. Maybe things will work out. Maybe the earth will shift and Hollywood will fall into the ocean.
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Preston: It's the real Prince. The genuine article.
Prince: Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. So tell me Winston, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?
Winston: He intends to level our homes and kill us all.
Prince: O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door.
Garfield: [turns to leave] Oh boy.
Nigel: Well, that was inspirational.
Bolero: Brilliant.
McBunny: I am so fired up.
Garfield: [walking back] You know, I believe we can do better.
Preston: I thought you were leaving.
Garfield: Hey. Button the beak, Froot Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies?
Meenie: Well, generally, we run from them.
Garfield: [confident] No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beastsssss can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis.
Preston: Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?
Garfield: Tell you what. For the duration of this battle I would prefer to be called "G-Cat". And *we*... [indicating Prince]
Garfield: ... have *two* plans.
Prince: [realizing] Oh teamwork.
Prince: Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. So tell me Winston, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?
Winston: He intends to level our homes and kill us all.
Prince: O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door.
Garfield: [turns to leave] Oh boy.
Nigel: Well, that was inspirational.
Bolero: Brilliant.
McBunny: I am so fired up.
Garfield: [walking back] You know, I believe we can do better.
Preston: I thought you were leaving.
Garfield: Hey. Button the beak, Froot Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies?
Meenie: Well, generally, we run from them.
Garfield: [confident] No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beastsssss can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis.
Preston: Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?
Garfield: Tell you what. For the duration of this battle I would prefer to be called "G-Cat". And *we*... [indicating Prince]
Garfield: ... have *two* plans.
Prince: [realizing] Oh teamwork.
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Garfield: [as a pilot speaking to the passengers] The in-flight movie is "Vertigo" and if you think that's in poor taste, wait till you try the food.
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Garfield: Yeah, just one big, happy family. [notices Odie with him on his chair]
Garfield: Yeah, right. Hit the floor. [pushes Odie off his chair]
Garfield: No, come on, seriously, you can come up. Come here, buddy, come up. [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair]
Garfield: Down you go.
Garfield: [pushes Odie off his chair again]
Garfield: We just hit it off so great because we both love the same thing and that is... [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair one more time and Garfield pushes him off again]
Garfield: me.
Garfield: Yeah, right. Hit the floor. [pushes Odie off his chair]
Garfield: No, come on, seriously, you can come up. Come here, buddy, come up. [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair]
Garfield: Down you go.
Garfield: [pushes Odie off his chair again]
Garfield: We just hit it off so great because we both love the same thing and that is... [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair one more time and Garfield pushes him off again]
Garfield: me.
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Jon Arbuckle: [after he, Garfield, and Odie sing "Wizard of Love" at the Pet Search preliminaries] You guys were great! [Odie barks]
Garfield: You were awful!
Jon Arbuckle: Well, one more act to go and we can collect our $1,000.
Garfield: You were awful!
Jon Arbuckle: Well, one more act to go and we can collect our $1,000.
Movie: Garfield