Garfield and Friends Quotes

Garfield: Today we're going to discuss how to be funny. [pie hits him in the face]
Garfield: That is not one of the ways.

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Garfield: [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it. [Odie groans]
Garfield: Odie, you have a head of cabbage!

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Garfield: Arbuckle! Remember the a la mode!

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Garfield: [seeing the refrigerator empty] It's empty! And I didn't empty it!

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Garfield: [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it. [Odie groans]
Garfield: Odie, you have a head of cabbage!

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Jon: Someone's slinging mud!
Garfield: And it's nowhere near Election Day.

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"To take you back, I can't afford,

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Odie didn't listen to our warning

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So he left the house on a rainy morning,

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Down the avenue the puppy stumbled,

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And about that time the storm clouds rumbled,

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Now as we all know this dog is dense

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But he had at least the common sense

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Now the truck in which he chose to nap

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An honest and hard-working chap

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'Til the day that rich guy came around,

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"If you get this load there safe and sound,

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It was quite a break for a guy who was broke,

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And by the time that the dog awoke,

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When he found he had a dog aboard,

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Keep on rolling,Keep on rolling,

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Keep on rolling,Keep on rolling,

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Keep on trucking,Keep on trucking,

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Got to keep on trucking,

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Meow

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One day I was asleep
I heard a puppy yapping
Can't stand dogs
Who interrupt my napping
So I went to have a chat with Odie
Told the puppy dog he ought to hit the road
He said, "No way"
Tried to contradict me
That was when the little puppy licked me
Oh, how I want to kick and clobber
When I get covered with doggy slobber
But I was polite as I was able
And I kicked the doggy off the table
Landed on the floor, right in a heap
Next time, he won't interrupt my sleep
The guy I lived with got real sore
I said, "Hey, what are puppies for?"

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That's called being a cat
Lie around, get fat
That's what it takes to be a cat
Meow
That's called being a cat
Lie around, get fat
You'll be sitting pretty, kitty-cat

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Just last night
I was having a snack
And this guy comes in
With a sackful of food
He said it was really great
Made for cats who are a little overweight
Well, he persisted with his plan
So I scoped the label out on the can
Beef by-products is how they try
To sell parts of the cow they can't identify
He said it was good for my waist
And he forced me to take a little taste
I thought the stuff that he brought home
Tasted like ground up Styrofoam
He gave me a bowl,
But I couldn't complete it
I said "Hey, if it's so good,
Why don't you eat it?"

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Chorus

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