Garfield and Friends Quotes

Late at night I go out on the fence
Down the street from my residence
I bring my horn and I play a little jam
Starting at 3: 00, maybe 4: 00 a.m.
People in the building
Right across the way
Get a special kind of treat
When I start their day
Is there any better one
To start off all their morns
Than the coolest cat
With the hottest of horns?
I play some jazz, and I play some blues
And they offer tips in the form of shoes
Come the morning,
They walk out on the street
Lots of folks in their little stocking feet
But I am pleased to make them all a deal
Pays for a heck of a breakfast meal

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When I'm in the park,
People always want to pat
The furry head of a kitty cat
How many times have I heard it said
"Oh, he's cute" as they rub my head?
It was fun long ago
But the fun's been fading
I used to find the thing quite degrading
Until I came up with a solution
All I needed was
A little financial restitution
People pet me now and all is fine
Until I show them the price list on my sign
Pet the kitty on the head and neck
I accept credit cards, cash, or check
And next week our special rate begins
For folks who want to scratch me
Under my chin

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When I'm around
Women make a beeline
When they catch sight of this classy feline
Saturday night I pick up my date
That's the time we must celebrate
Some guys are trouble, some guys are fun
I'm Michael Jackson all rolled into one
She has more fun than she's ever known
Still, she'll yearn for that moment alone
That's the moment that goes to the heart
Then I smell something and quickly depart
What's so important
I'll leave her with ease?
Homemade lasagna with plenty of cheese
This is the end of The Garfield Rap
Now pass me a pillow, it's time for my nap

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It was on a dark and stormy day,

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And since no-one was around to play

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Old Trucker Bruce was a local blight,

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For running trucks off the road at night

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When he saw Billy's passing rig,

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"That trucker's hauling something big,

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So he got his truck out on the double,

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And Billy knew he was in real big trouble

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Billy shook and moaned and shivered,

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"We'll never get this load delivered

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The tire rubber almost burned,

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But no matter which why Billy turned,

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Billy Bob was hurrying,

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And Odie sat there worrying

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He realised, with great dismay,

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He never more would romp and play

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If you're wondering what became of me,

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I can't rescue Odie.

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(To tune of refrain) Keep on snoring, keep on snoring.

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Keep on snoring, keep on snoring.

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Keep on sleeping, keep on sleeping.

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Got to keep on sleeping.

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Now, Odie tried to leave his seat,

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And he tumbled down by Billy's feet

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