Garth Marenghis Darkplace Quotes
Garth Marenghi: I have never exploded. But I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how. I just know. I've always just known.
Dean Learner: Now I don't know whether someone close to Garth had exploded - whether it was a colleague or a pet - but you could tell that scene meant a lot to him. There were tears on set. Not from Garth. He was strong for the crew. But I wept. I'm not ashamed of that.
Dean Learner: Now I don't know whether someone close to Garth had exploded - whether it was a colleague or a pet - but you could tell that scene meant a lot to him. There were tears on set. Not from Garth. He was strong for the crew. But I wept. I'm not ashamed of that.
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Garth Marenghi: [reading an extract from one of his novels] John looked down and was horrified to see that his hands had fallen off and been replaced by maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. [turns the page]
Garth Marenghi: Maggots...
Garth Marenghi: Maggots...
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Garth Marenghi: Back in the 1980s, I wrote, directed, and starred in "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace," a television program so radical, so risky, so dangerous, so goddamn crazy that the so-called Powers That Be became too scared to show it and gypped me, much in the same way that women have done ever since they sniffed out my money.
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Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.
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Thornton Reed: [firing a shotgun at possessed kitchen equipment hovering outside his office window] Hurry up, Liz, I can't hold these plates off forever!
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