Gas Quotes
Narrator: Everyone has a past, whether it's good or bad. The same goes for every city. The story I'm about to tell is that of a city's past, its distant past.
Movie: Gas
[Brent adds video rentals to Corner Gas' services]
Oscar Leroy: This will just confuse people. They won't know whether this is a gas station or a drive-in theater. What, are you in show business now? The gas business not good enough for you? You've got to be Ed Sullivan? "We've got a great shoooo! We've got a really big shoooo!" What the hell are you thinking?
Brent LeRoy: I'm thinking your Ed Sullivan needs work.
Oscar Leroy: This will just confuse people. They won't know whether this is a gas station or a drive-in theater. What, are you in show business now? The gas business not good enough for you? You've got to be Ed Sullivan? "We've got a great shoooo! We've got a really big shoooo!" What the hell are you thinking?
Brent LeRoy: I'm thinking your Ed Sullivan needs work.
Movie: Gas
[Brent has slipped on some cans lying on the floor of Corner Gas, spraining his ankle]
Wanda Dollard: Look, I'm sorry you fell. And I'm sorry I kicked your ankle after you fell. I thought you were still faking it at that point.
Brent LeRoy: Uh huh.
Wanda Dollard: And I'm sorry I made you walk all the way to the car. And I'm sorry I tickled you while they were putting on the leg brace.
Brent LeRoy: Wouldn't you have figured it out at that point?
Wanda Dollard: That is when I figured it out. It seemed pretty elaborate with all the doctors and nurses.
Brent LeRoy: And the swelling and the X rays and the screaming and the sedative?
Wanda Dollard: Look, I'm sorry you fell. And I'm sorry I kicked your ankle after you fell. I thought you were still faking it at that point.
Brent LeRoy: Uh huh.
Wanda Dollard: And I'm sorry I made you walk all the way to the car. And I'm sorry I tickled you while they were putting on the leg brace.
Brent LeRoy: Wouldn't you have figured it out at that point?
Wanda Dollard: That is when I figured it out. It seemed pretty elaborate with all the doctors and nurses.
Brent LeRoy: And the swelling and the X rays and the screaming and the sedative?
Movie: Gas
[Brent writes some names on a chalk board behind the Corner Gas counter]
Oscar Leroy: More bounced checks? Cheap sons of ... Who is it? Peter Parker? Who's that? Is he from town here? And who's this Gene Luck Pycard?
Brent LeRoy: I think that's Jean-Luc Picard.
Oscar Leroy: What a handle! ... Marge Simpson? That sounds familiar. She's bounced checks here before, I think! That's it! Don't take checks from Marge Simpson or that French guy! [He walks out]
Lacey: This is fun for you?
Brent LeRoy: He's still trying to track down Arthur Fonzarelli.
Oscar Leroy: More bounced checks? Cheap sons of ... Who is it? Peter Parker? Who's that? Is he from town here? And who's this Gene Luck Pycard?
Brent LeRoy: I think that's Jean-Luc Picard.
Oscar Leroy: What a handle! ... Marge Simpson? That sounds familiar. She's bounced checks here before, I think! That's it! Don't take checks from Marge Simpson or that French guy! [He walks out]
Lacey: This is fun for you?
Brent LeRoy: He's still trying to track down Arthur Fonzarelli.
Movie: Gas