Gavin and Stacey Quotes
Nessa: I used to drive the sets for The Who on their world tours. Great days. Till I found out some things about Pete Townshend that I didn't like. And all I'll say is - and I said it to his face - where is the book?
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Bryn: I stand corrected. I'm putting my window up. Ignore me. I'm mister blabbermouth.
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Smithy: I don't wanna marry that!
Nessa: I don't wanna marry you, I'd of said no.
Smithy: Yeah, right you would.
Nessa: Oh! Don't diss me infront of people, I'd of said no!
Smithy: Why? I'm a catch!
Bryn (whispering): He is.
Nessa: I don't wanna marry you, I'd of said no.
Smithy: Yeah, right you would.
Nessa: Oh! Don't diss me infront of people, I'd of said no!
Smithy: Why? I'm a catch!
Bryn (whispering): He is.
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Smithy: Have you looked in the mirror recently? You look like you should be in Amsterdam doing tricks with Mars bars!
Nessa: Oh thanks Stace! Thanks alot! That was over ten years ago!
Nessa: Oh thanks Stace! Thanks alot! That was over ten years ago!
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Bryn (whilst hugging Gavin): I'm gonna miss this.
Gavin: What?
Bryn: Nothing.
Gavin: What?
Bryn: Nothing.
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Pam: Have you had your breakfast then?
Stacey: Well, sort of. I had a brunch I did. Oh I got up so late cos i set the alarm for ten but I didn't get up till gone eleven and I thought well I'm too early for lunch and I'm too late for breakfast, so I just had a banana. But if anything that made me more hungry. So I ended up having a sandwich, some cereal and a yogurt, which is brunch innit? So I rang my mum and I said I've just had my first ever brunch.
Pam: I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring.
Stacey: Well, sort of. I had a brunch I did. Oh I got up so late cos i set the alarm for ten but I didn't get up till gone eleven and I thought well I'm too early for lunch and I'm too late for breakfast, so I just had a banana. But if anything that made me more hungry. So I ended up having a sandwich, some cereal and a yogurt, which is brunch innit? So I rang my mum and I said I've just had my first ever brunch.
Pam: I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring.
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Nessa (seeing boys playing on slot machines): Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What does that sign say? (points to Welsh-only sign) Peidiwch â chyffwrdd a'r peiriannau (Do not touch the machines); now sling your hooks or I'll break your face.
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Smithy: I've been thinking about ending it all to be honest, suicide...bigtime. How many Nurofen would I need to finish me off?
Gavin: You? You'd need hundreds.
Smithy: Can't afford that can I? Not if I'm gonna have an holiday this year.
Gavin: You? You'd need hundreds.
Smithy: Can't afford that can I? Not if I'm gonna have an holiday this year.
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Doris (to Gavin): Hey stop it you, you're a married man now! Although (quieter and deadly serious), if you are interested in that sort of thing, you know, I'm very open minded and discreet, OK?
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Pete: Can I ask you a personal question?
Mick: Sure.
Pete: Where did you get them oven gloves?
Mick: Sure.
Pete: Where did you get them oven gloves?
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Pam: What's going on?
Nessa: I don't know, Pam. All I know is if I don't eat this now I'm gonna faint.
Smithy: Me too. I can barely breathe.
Nessa: I don't know, Pam. All I know is if I don't eat this now I'm gonna faint.
Smithy: Me too. I can barely breathe.
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Smithy: There's some graffiti on a toilet brush in the men's cubicle at the Rose and Crown which I reckon is aimed at me.
Gavin: What does it say?
Smithy: Smithy was 'ere.
Gavin: What does it say?
Smithy: Smithy was 'ere.
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Bryn (about Smithy): He's a lovely looking boy. Not in the conventional sence, like Gavin or Enrique Iglesias, but he's got a lovely spirit. A confidence, if you will, that you rarely find in a fat man.
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Stacey: Gav, I need to talk to you.
Gavin: Yeah?
Stacey: On our own?
Gavin: Yeah.
Smithy: So, I have to go, do I? Hidious.
Gavin: Yeah?
Stacey: On our own?
Gavin: Yeah.
Smithy: So, I have to go, do I? Hidious.
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Gavin: There's nothing really to say. She's down there, I'm up here. It's not over its just...
Smithy: Not a marriage anymore.
Gavin: She's still my wife!
Smithy: On paper.
Gavin: Thanks Smithy, this is really cheering me up!
Smithy: Not a marriage anymore.
Gavin: She's still my wife!
Smithy: On paper.
Gavin: Thanks Smithy, this is really cheering me up!
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Pete: You're an embarrasment!
Dawn: Oh, I'm an embarrasment! I'm an embarrasment? Take a look in the mirror, you pre op!
Dawn: Oh, I'm an embarrasment! I'm an embarrasment? Take a look in the mirror, you pre op!
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[After Gavin tells Smithy that Stacey broke up with him]
Smithy: Look, if shes serious, if she means it, which I don't think she does, then she's a fool. Cause theres no one else I'd rather wake up next to than you. No one I'd rather wanna look after me, hold me, cook for me, keep me warm at night.
Smithy: Look, if shes serious, if she means it, which I don't think she does, then she's a fool. Cause theres no one else I'd rather wake up next to than you. No one I'd rather wanna look after me, hold me, cook for me, keep me warm at night.
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[Nessa in labour at the hospital]
Nessa: Hia, Stace, Pam, Mick. I'm on the gas, I am. It's messing with my head, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Nessa: Hia, Stace, Pam, Mick. I'm on the gas, I am. It's messing with my head, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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Nessa: Dave, I need you, I need you now.
Pam: Oh my Christ!
Bryn: That's the gas talking, Dave.
Nessa: No, it's not. Come on. Climb on.
Dave: Now's not the time, Ness.
Pam: Oh my Christ!
Bryn: That's the gas talking, Dave.
Nessa: No, it's not. Come on. Climb on.
Dave: Now's not the time, Ness.
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Nessa: How'd it go with Gav, alright?
Stacey: I think its over, Ness.
Nessa: You'd be a fool to let that one go. He's cracking. Even if he is a bit short.
Stacey: I think its over, Ness.
Nessa: You'd be a fool to let that one go. He's cracking. Even if he is a bit short.
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Nurse: Right then, Nessa. We're going to need you down on all fours.
Nessa: No worries. That's a home from home for me that, love.
Nurse: And me.
Stacey: Me as well.
Nessa: No worries. That's a home from home for me that, love.
Nurse: And me.
Stacey: Me as well.
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Pam: I always thought you was called Colin.
Smithy: Colin?
Pam: Yeah, Colin.
Smithy: Why?
Pam: Well, it's been so long, darling. I can't remember.
Smithy: Colin?
Pam: Yeah, Colin.
Smithy: Why?
Pam: Well, it's been so long, darling. I can't remember.
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Bryn: You think they've thought of it all, you think "Where can they go with this next?" and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!
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