General Hospital Quotes
Mary Bishop: I would do anything for Connor. He knows that. I made him safe. I brought him back from the darkness. You can call it an accident or fate or an answer to my prayer. But the only truth that really matters is that he loves me. And if you really love him as much as you say you do, you'll let him stay with me.
Emily Quartermaine: Like hell I will.
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Mary Bishop: You hate the idea of me and Nikolas together, but you can't get it out of your head. It makes you sick, it makes you angry, but it doesn't let you go. Isn't that right, Emily?
Emily Quartermaine: Yes, you lying sociopath. For once in your life, you spoke the truth.
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Deputy Sparks: Look, I need some proof that there's really a problem here. If not, I have orders to move the prisoner tonight.
Carly Corinthos: Orders? You have orders? Who are your orders from? Are they from Sam's doctors? Are they from your boss? Are they from God? Because I think you're a little out of your jurisdiction here. What the hell gives you the right to put a precious baby's life at risk? Is it your uniform? Because you know what? Sam wouldn't even be in this place if it wasn't for - Oh, I get it. I get it. You are trying to deliberately make Sam miscarry so the jury won't have any sympathy for her. You know what? The reason you came all the way up here from South Carolina is to put this woman at risk. It's to destroy her life, and destroy the life of her unborn child!
Deputy Sparks: I guess I can wait till morning.
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, why don't you wait someplace else?
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Diego: I don't believe this. Jason's supposed to be this big, bad mob enforcer and he lets Alcazar step all over him. He didn't do anything!
Courtney Matthews: Really? Why are you disappointed, Diego? Huh? Why? Did you want to see a fight? Did you want to see a shooting? Let me tell you, I've been in more than a few and they are terrifying.
Diego: Yeah, well, I guess Jason thinks so, too. He's such a coward! He's a joke is what he is.
Courtney Matthews: OK, no, now, listen - I may not agree with a lot of the choices Jason makes, but he is not a coward.
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Diego: You've got this attitude. You want people to think you're a bad girl, and it's all an act.
Edward Quartermaine #3: That's enough out of you, ok!
Brooke-Lynn Ashton: No, no, no. I want to hear this one.
Diego: You got parents, money, and a home. And you're convinced that you have such a hard life.
Brooke-Lynn Ashton: You know nothing about my life.
Diego: Oh, right, poor, misunderstood Pop Star. That's so weak.
Brooke-Lynn Ashton: You know what, you could have all the money and all the family in this world, and you would still be a jerk!
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Jenny: Man that was some screem you out, out there
Tracy Quartermaine: Sorry it's an old habit of mine every time I fall flat on my back
Jenny: I'm going to get you some more dry cloths, okay?
Tracy Quartermaine: Oh my God, I'm soaked
Jenny: I know I'm going to get you dry in just a minuet
Tracy Quartermaine: uh uh, It's not from the rain, my water broke
Jenny: Oh my God!
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Jenny: Tracy the phones are not working, what do we do?
Tracy Quartermaine: Breath!
Jenny: I am, oh
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Sage Alcazar: Dillon, look at me. What do you see?
Dillon Quartermaine: You.
Sage Alcazar: No, you don't. You see someone who's not Georgie. You know, I went through a lot of trouble for tonight. I got this dress and made myself up. All to look good for you. I like you more than any boy ever. Sometimes I think you like me, too. Would you please just let Georgie go?
Dillon Quartermaine: I'm sorry. Things would be easier if I could, but I can't.
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Sage Alcazar: You're the psycho. And when my uncle finds out that you locked me in a freezer, he's going to destroy you and your whole stupid family. You know he can do that. Are you sure you want to make him mad?
Georgie Jones: I'm not afraid of you, Sage.
Sage Alcazar: Fine. We'll do this your way. But don't say I didn't warn you.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks Alcazar: You were the one person that I thought I could depend on. It never even occurred to me that you would turn your back on me - and Lila Rae.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: Don't invoke Lila's name to manipulate me.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks Alcazar: It happens to be my daughter's name.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: You know what I mean. You're contesting the Will to be spiteful, and I won't be a part of that.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks Alcazar: You know what you're a fool to be with Carly. Sonny will always be in her blood, she will always go running back to him - In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she's with him right now.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: [speaking about Sonny and Jason] I'm just waiting for them to move to Vermont and open up a Bed and Breakfast.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Have you forgotten one very important detail? Faith is a homicidal maniac.
Luke Spencer: True, but she's also a savvy investor.
Faith Rosco: Oh, thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.
Luke Spencer: Her participation guarantees notoriety. Plus we all benefit from the percentage of laundering her money, which I explained to you already.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Yeah, but, you see, that was before you disappeared and left me alone with this bleach-blond barracuda, before I had to stop her from murdering Justus Ward, before she tried to kick us out of our own club.
Faith Rosco: Is this a private rant, or can anyone chime in?
Luke Spencer: Chime.
Faith Rosco: Good. See, now that you're back and someone competent is in control. I promise to be on my very, very best behavior. See, I'd rather have you on my side than standing against me, so to speak.
Luke Spencer: I'm glad we understand each other. I look forward to doing more business with you.
Faith Rosco: I'm breathless with anticipation. Don't disappoint me.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Do you want to get the knife out of my back because it's a little hard to reach.
Luke Spencer: Oh, come on, Blaze, calm down.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, no, don't Blaze me! You just sided against me with a psychopath.
Luke Spencer: Well, I think she's more of a sociopath, actually, but she's not so bad. Believe me, I've danced with worse.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't see this before. You actually enjoy having that woman around, don't you? You like the treachery with a little murder thrown in. You're really having fun here, aren't you?
Luke Spencer: That's somewhat true.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: He collapsed from smoke inhalation! Now, help me move him!
Faith Rosco: What do I get out of it?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You get to live because, I swear, if you leave us, I will survive for the sole purpose of hunting you down and ringing your scrawny little neck!
Faith Rosco: Fine. But just so you know, I'm doing this for Spencer, Even I don't want to see the devil get burned.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Here to savor your victory?
Tracy Quartermaine: You bet I am. I swore I'd get you out of my family, and now I have.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You have hated me for so long, Tracy. What wasted energy, because each time you lash out at someone you lose them. I find it so ironic that I don't have a drop of Quartermaine blood in me and yet I have their love. You haven't driven me out of this family. In fact, you've only given them incentive to rally around me. I finally have a family that I can count on. The Quartermaines know that I didn't kill anyone, and they're going to help me prove that I didn't do it. But if you were in my position, they wouldn't lift a finger to help you.
Tracy Quartermaine: They are my family.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Then act like it. The next time you want to do something hateful, do just the opposite. Ask Alan his option, take Dillon out to lunch. You don't have to be hateful, Tracy. You just choose to be.
Tracy Quartermaine: Well, Psychologist from convicted murderer - hmm. Guess you'll have plenty of time to discover everything about that subject in prison.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You know what, Tracy? If I were to spend the next 30 years in prison, I'll have lived a much better life than you.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I feel like an idiot.
Luke Spencer: Oh, you look like a princess.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, your opinion doesn't count. You're just delirious with joy over finding that stupid treasure. Now, come on, Luke, we have to move faster!
Luke Spencer: Give me a break! I'm dragging my booty as fast as I can.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Can we lose half of it?
Luke Spencer: Oh, perish the thought, woman.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, what if we perish instead? I swear to you, Luke, that if we get killed over this heap of junk, I will never forgive you.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Let's just say I've learned how to play the game.
Faith Rosco: Hmm. Matter of necessity, I guess. I guess you had to, you know, when Luke ran off and left you to shift for yourself.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Luke will be back.
Faith Rosco: You're delusional.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Am I?
Faith Rosco: Mm-Hmm.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, How about you? Didn't I hear something about how Justus was kicked off your case due to a conflict of interest?
Faith Rosco: So what?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: So, if you actually think that you're in a relationship or that he's going to wait for you, think again.
Faith Rosco: We're going to run away together.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, yeah. He ran, all right - In the opposite direction.
Faith Rosco: You better watch your mouth, Buttercup.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Hey! You watch it! People in prison learn to hit back twice as hard.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Look, you just can't come into my house and take a shower.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: I thought you'd understand.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Understand what? I don't go into your house and take a shower, do I?
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: I don't have a house anymore.
Luke Spencer: See, he's got you there. Blaze.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Don't call me Blaze.
Jasper 'Jax' Jacks: Why does he call you Blaze?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: He doesn't call me Blaze.
Luke Spencer: You ever seen this woman wield a fire extinguisher.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Look, you know what? We all got out of the fire. We're safe. I'm incredibly grateful. But, all I want out of life right now is a long hot bubble bath.
Luke Spencer: Care for company?
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, my God, he's barely breathing.
Faith Rosco: Oh, here, you need a professional. My lips have been known to wake the dead.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You know what, Faith? You helped get him in here. Now you can go.
Faith Rosco: And leave you alone in here with Luke? I don't think so. Once we get him back among the living, he's going to help me through the fire - I need a shield.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, Sonny. I'm sorry, I didn't see you down there. I'm wearing heels today.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: So will you help me save Edward?
Tracy Quartermaine: Doesn't mean that we're friends, right?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I hate the sight of you, too.
Tracy Quartermaine: Fine. Let's go get my father.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Sonny and that trashy wife of his have all the class of a couple of inbred hillbillies.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Tell me something, Ric - how do you sleep at night?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Done worse, slept better.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: This Casino looks like a bingo hall.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Where's your Holiday spirit?
Luke Spencer: As I recall, Blaze, last year you decorated, over my objections.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I was throwing a Christmas party for the construction staff.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Well, our paying guest certainly deserve the same attention. I want them to have fun here. But you're always so downbeat and miserable. You clearly don't know how to inspire any kind of revelry.
Luke Spencer: Where as Heather knows how to heat up any occasion.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Glad you remember.
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Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, there won't be much of Edward's money left once Heather gets through with it. She just invested $2 million into the Haunted Star.
Tracy Quartermaine: She has no right to start spending my father's money.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, I agree. Heather's has even less of a standing in this family than I do. So why don't you set your sights on eliminating her?
Tracy Quartermaine: I tried. No one would listen.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, there's still time, Tracy. Get Edward out of Shadybrook, get him to see that this lovely bride is nothing but a moneygrubbing vulture.
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Trent: Georgie hated Sage, ok?
Lucas Spencer: It's a big jump from hate to kill.
Trent: Georgie was out of control before they even left for the basement. Grabbing her arm, dragging her around? I mean...
Dillon Quartermaine: Trent, maybe all that's true, but Georgie didn't kill Sage.
Trent: I'm not saying that she meant to. They - they probably got into a heated argument and it got out of hand!
Dillon Quartermaine: It's not possible. It's not.
Trent: Well, why not? Huh? Georgie's your girlfriend, so she can do no wrong? Am I the only one who cares that Sage is dead here?
Lucas Spencer: No. God!
Dillon Quartermaine: Sage could be a pain. But she was also smart and she was funny and she'd surprise you with her ability to understand. Now, maybe she would've outgrown being a brat. Maybe she would've grown up to be somebody really special and really decent, but she's not going to have that chance because some psychopath decided to take her life! Now, I want to get this guy as much as the rest of you, but Georgie didn't do it, ok?
Lucas Spencer: Dillon's right. Georgie couldn't have cheated on a math test, let alone kill somebody and lie about it, Trent.
Trent: You know what? Fine. OK? Georgie's a saint. Sage killed herself. Is that what the story is here?
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