General Hospital Quotes
Faith Rosco: Oh - Oh, I am so sick of this male double standard! If you're a strong woman, you know, they call you a psychopath! But every single available man in town has lost it! They're completely obsessed with a good little girl like Courtney Cottontail and Little Lizzie Webber!
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Faith Rosco: Oh my goodness. You're a regular calamity Jane, aren't you. Wow. Well, I'll give you this - you are a resilient little thing, but there's no way you're going to bounce back from this one. Ric is finally free. Well, you rest in peace little one. I hope you're busing tables in hell.
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Faith Rosco: Oh, Justus, Justus, I need a lawyer.
Justice Ward: Look, I'm here to represent Mr. Morgan and Mr.corinthos.
Faith Rosco: Oh, Justus, please? For old times' sake?
Justice Ward: I can't do it. My hands are tied. It's a conflict of interest.
Faith Rosco: I knew you wanted me out of your life. I just didn't think you were going to let me die to see it happen.
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Faith Rosco: Ok. Let's say I cop a plea. I go to prison for a little while. Do you promise that I won't slip on the soap and accidentally break my neck or wind up with rat poison in my soup?
Sonny Corinthos: I'm not going to have you killed in prison. I can't speak for anybody else. You have a talent for making enemies.
Faith Rosco: Well, we all have our gifts.
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Faith Rosco: Tell me again why I should take the plea.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: So a jury doesn't hear Jax testify that you abducted and shot him.
Faith Rosco: I shot him in the leg. I didn't do any permanent damage. He should thank me.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: A jury won't hear it that way, I promise.
Faith Rosco: Why not?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Because juries aren't usually made up of criminally insane sociopaths.
Faith Rosco: Hmm. Just checking. Fine. I'll take the plea.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Good choice.
Faith Rosco: To aggravated assault. Right? I get sentenced to seven to ten, and I get two, right?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'll do my best.
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Faith Rosco: The five families are history. Their leaders are dead. So is Jason. I am in charge now. And this is your one chance to deal.
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Faith Rosco: The mighty Sonny Corinthos answer to no one, huh? Well, guess what you answer to me now. I run this territory you just retired. Because if you don't everyone you love will disappear. Your precious baby, your little carrot top, your spunky sister and what's left of your wife.
Sonny Corinthos: Your days are numbered.
Faith Rosco: Really, you lost, Sonny. You lost. Your enforcer is dead. And unless you show me a little respect, you will be, too.
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Faith Rosco: The truth hurts, doesn't it? You want Sonny for the main course and Alcazar on the site.
Carly Corinthos: I'm married to Sonny, Lorenzo means nothing to me.
Faith Rosco: Well, isn't there something in the scripture about lusting in the heart being just as bas as doing the deed?
Carly Corinthos: Don't quote the bible, Faith, you may burst into flames.
Faith Rosco: You're the one that's on fire, buttercup. Lorenzo Alcazar is under your skin, and he knows it. He's not going anywhere, and you don't want him to. Oh, and remember - if I can see it, Sonny will, too.
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Faith Rosco: We don't have much time to get out of here.
Justice Ward: You know what, Faith? You've been stabbed twice. You're in no condition to go anywhere but to the hospital.
Faith Rosco: So I'm in pain. That's not going to stop my legs from working. If we wait any longer, I will never get out of here. If the killer doesn't get me, the Quartermaines are going to stone me to death.
Justice Ward: You know what? You're right. They're not the most compassionate group.
Faith Rosco: You think?
Justice Ward: You know, I hate the way the Quartermaines treat other people, especially each other. They're like a pack of wolves waiting to tear each other to shreds. I don't know why I wanted to be a part of this family.
Faith Rosco: Everybody wants to belong somewhere.
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Faith Rosco: Who died and made you private detective? Anyway, why does it matter so much who hit the calamity waitress? We nursing a little crush here, Sonny?
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Dr. Noah Drake: [holding up a platter] Just one more, come on, you'll hurt my feelings!
Barbara Jean Spencer: Oh, they're very nice, but if I eat one more, I won't have any room for that fabulous dinner you had planned.
Dr. Noah Drake: Oh, there's always time for dinner, and, um... other things.
Barbara Jean Spencer: Other things?
Dr. Noah Drake: [suavely] Yeah, if you know what I'm talking about.
Barbara Jean Spencer: Yeah. We'll talk about that later, okay?
Dr. Noah Drake: Too bad, it's the only thing on my mind at the moment.
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Helena Cassadine: [to Felicia] Discussing strategy with you would be like playing chess with a sugar bowl.
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Helena Cassadine: Even if you could break the curse, remember what happened to Alexis' mother.
Nikolas Cassidine: Are you threatening to kill Emily?
Helena Cassadine: I'm merely pointing out that we learn from history or we're doomed to repeat it.
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Helena Cassadine: I want you to kill Edward Quartermaine.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You'll have to kill me first. If you as so much as enter General Hospital, let alone the I. C. U. I will have you arrested for attempted murder.
Mitchell Coleman: Chill. I'm not going to kill anybody. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Helena Cassadine: You don't belong here.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You are so predictable. As soon as there's death and destruction, there you are in the middle of it, foaming at the mouth.
Helena Cassadine: It's call revenge. Edward Quartermaine practically murdered my grandson.
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Helena Cassadine: I would never hurt my darling grandson. All I've ever tried to do was protect him and encourage him to fulfill his destiny, but I have to save him from leeches like you and aunt Alexis.
Emily Quartermaine: I love Nikolas.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, love. See where it's gotten you? Oh, but you put up a good fight. Brava. No, but not that you ever stood a prayer.
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Helena Cassadine: I'm telling you what you need to know. Whatever you think you've learned about breaking the curse. I assure you that that's only wishful thinking. If you pursue this, there will be only one outcome. Your precious Emily will die.
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Helena Cassadine: Nikolas?
Nikolas Cassidine: Hello, Grandmother.
Helena Cassadine: You're alive.
Nikolas Cassidine: Yeah. I can see that you're worried, grandmother. But, I'm all right, really.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, It felt like a cosmic joke that you would die in a fire cause by someone else's negligence. After everything I did to save you - yet here you are - the strongest of the strong. Oh, my perfect prince.
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Helena Cassadine: Oh, go ahead. Defy my wishes. Marry. Embrace happiness when and where you can because your joy is fleeting. My curse is upon you, Nikolas and Emily. Your joy will bring nothing but pain and sorrow to you and yours for as long as you both shall live.
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Helena Cassadine: They don't keep people like us in hell, dear, we'd end up running the place.
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Helena Cassadine: You think you can stop me, Natasha, the coward? You watch me kill your mother.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I was just a little girl then.
Helena Cassadine: You were pathetic.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm not a little girl now and I'm going to be damned if I'm going to sit and watch you butcher anybody else again.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, you are damned, Natasha. You were damned the moment you were born, and your mother was damned the instant that she set sights on my husband. You're doomed to watch history repeat it's self.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: History is not going to repeat itself because you are going to be stopped now. I'm going to make you pay now for what you did to my mother.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, your mother deserved it.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: My mother deserved to me loved, and my mother was loved my your husband.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, how dare you. How dare you! Mikkos was my husband. He had me!
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Mikkos hated you.
Helena Cassadine: Oh, he despised you. Your presence in our home was intolerable.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Mikkos hated you, Helena, everybody hates you, Helena. Nobody will love you.
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Lucky Spencer: Dr. Quartermaine, I've got news. The first group of passengers are about to board the helicopter any minute.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: I hope to God Emily and Monica are on it. Emily is hurt, Monica's a doctor.
Lucky Spencer: OK, But I don't have the passenger list. It's up to the people in the Versailles room to determine who comes down when.
Ned Ashton: That could easily turn into survival of the fittest. I mean, how many people do you think up there are willing to kill to live?
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Lucky Spencer: Mom was an addiction for you, Dad - a drug until you found your next fix.
Luke Spencer: Your mother will always be my drug of choice.
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Lucky Spencer: You think you're untouchable, don't you?
Faith Rosco: Oh, no, on the contrary. I love being touched. Yeah, not usually by cops, as a rule.
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Felicia Scorpio Jones: Everyone has to try and stay calm.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Well, that shouldn't be too difficult. It wouldn't be the first time a homicidal maniac has wandered around these grounds.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Well, at least this time it's not one of us.
Tracy Quartermaine: And is that supposed to be funny?
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Courtney Matthews: I'm taking my nephew home.
Ric Lansing: No, no, no. I can't let you do that.
Courtney Matthews: Why not?
Ric Lansing: Well, legally, I can't release Michael in anybody's custody except his parents.
Courtney Matthews: Sonny's out of town and Carly's unavailable. She asked me to take care of her children, OK?
Ric Lansing: Did she sign a paper to that effect?
Courtney Matthews: I'm his aunt, and I'm taking him home.
Ric Lansing: Well, I'm his uncle. Why shouldn't I take him home?
Courtney Matthews: Do you want me to call a lawyer?
Ric Lansing: You can call whoever you want to, Courtney. But, legally, I have to turn him over to social services, if his parents can't be bothered to come down and pick him up.
Courtney Matthews: OK, you listen to me, you evil freak. I'm going to walk in that room and I'm going to speak to my nephew and if you try to stop me, I'm going to throw you across the room.
Ric Lansing: I have no doubt about that.
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Courtney Matthews: Isn't this a sweet little picture - the sick freak reunited with his clueless wife and unborn child.
Ric Lansing: I guess you heard about Sonny and Carly?
Courtney Matthews: Yeah, Sonny and Carly are dead, Jason's trapped, and here you are, Ric - Good old Ric. Who tormented all of, you son of a bitch. It shouldn've been you! I hate you!
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Felicia Scorpio Jones: For Lila's sake, I did everything I could to keep an open mind to give you a fair chance to get that inheritance.
Tracy Quartermaine: You were against me form the start.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Can you blame her? She's supposedly searching for the most virtuous Quartermaine. She knew in advance it wouldn't be you.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Unfortunately, you've done nothing except prove that you were completely conniving and dishonest. As everyone says that you are.
Tracy Quartermaine: What have I done specifically?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You spied on your father. You tried to blackmail him by taking photographs of him and Heather.
Tracy Quartermaine: We're Quartermaines blackmail is how we all relate.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You're greedy, untrustworthy, dishonest. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Tracy Quartermaine: You did not try very hard.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: I bent over backwards so that I wouldn't be accused of bias.
Tracy Quartermaine: Of course you're biased. You've hated me ever since I tried to protect my son from your daughter.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Here we go.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You were completely unfair to my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: Then maybe she should have taken the hint and stayed away, hmm?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Your son loves my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: My son is teenager. He thinks with his hormones. I was just trying to get him to not make a terrible mistake.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Why couldn't she have had a meltdown like this before we were eliminated?
Tracy Quartermaine: You can't disqualify me for opposing a teen romance.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: "Opposing"? You put naked pictures of my dau
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Felicia Scorpio Jones: Hey, speaking from experience, chasing after other people's problems is never a good idea.
Carly Corinthos: Listen, Sam McCall is my problem. She has already upset my kids, she slept with my husband, and now she's trying to trap Jason. She has got to go, and the sooner the better.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: How do you think you're going to cover yourself? Don't you think that Sonny's going to be a little curious about your spur-of-the-moment trip to Bailey's Beach South Carolina?
Carly Corinthos: Look, he's not even going to know that I was gone, all right? And when I come back, hopefully I'll have proof that Sam's not only a liar and a tramp, but she's also a serious threat to my family.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Well, it seems like she's hiding a lot.
Carly Corinthos: Of course she is. I mean, it's got to be something bad, too, otherwise she would be using it to get Jason's sympathies.
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Alice: That woman should be beaten with a curling iron.
Dillon Quartermaine: If you're talking about my Mom, I know the feeling.
Alice: Well, I don't blame you there, but I'm talking about the new Mrs. Quartermaine.
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Courtney Matthews Morgan: Hey, Brian, it's OK. It's over now.
Brian Beck: I did love you, Courtney.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: You're going to be all right.
Brian Beck: I know. Karen and Henry are waiting for me.
Courtney Matthews Morgan: Nurse, we need some help in here!
Brian Beck: Be happy, Courtney.
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