George Carlin - What Am I Doing in New Jersey? Quotes
George Carlin: It's the old American double standard. Say one thing, do something different. And, of course, the country is founded on the double standard. That's our history. This country was founded on a very basic double standard. This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. [laughter and applause]
George Carlin: Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people, in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out of the rest of the red Indian people, so they move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. [cheers and applause]
George Carlin: You know what the motto of this country ought to be? "You give us a color, we'll wipe it out!" [laughter]
George Carlin: Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people, in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out of the rest of the red Indian people, so they move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. [cheers and applause]
George Carlin: You know what the motto of this country ought to be? "You give us a color, we'll wipe it out!" [laughter]
TV Show: George Carlin - What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
George Carlin: Some of you might be familiar with some of my more famous tips from the past: how to get rid of counterfeit money? Put it in the collection plate at church!
TV Show: George Carlin - What Am I Doing in New Jersey?