Getting Grace Quotes

Bill: I'd be more than happy to call the police.
Grace: [Mimics with her hand a phone which she holds her to her ear, in a deep low voice]Hello, police? [scoffs in disgust]
Grace: Thank God. I'm being held hostage in my beautiful funeral home by a bald sickly-looking teenage girl.

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Mary: [enthusiastically]She is delightful.
Bill: [sarcastically deadpan]Yeah, she's a barrel of laughs, every one of them inappropriate.

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Grace: I want to believe because I want to believe. Not because I'm afraid of dying.

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Grace: What are you afraid of, Bill? Me? Well, you'll be glad to know this moment will soon pass.

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Grace: [jokingly]Can I ride in the hearse?
Bill: Wait your turn.

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Grace: When I get to the other side, do you want me to contact you?
Bill: How about not we get ahead of ourselves? How about we start on the other side of the table? See how that goes.

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Bill: [looking all over for her after she interrupts his meeting with a client]You see, Grace? I don't get it. I don't find this kind of funny at all. Where ahhh... where are you?
Grace: [laying in a coffin, speaking with a silly accent & startling Bill]Does this coffin make me look fat?

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Venus: I think some people actually get Grace and others never will.

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