Gin Tama Quote

Gintoki: I heard that, a long time ago, people wore no underwear beneath their clothes. Craftswomen, girls walking around the street, little girls, even princesses...
Shinpachi: Isn't it all the same? If you wanted to give examples, you should've given a broader age gap to nclude old women, adult women and young girls.
Gintoki: You dumbass! We're not talking about underwear, panties or wearing nothing! If we were talking about lingerie, we should talk only about young girls!
Kagura: Hey, only old men say "panties" these days.
Shinpachi: Eh? Are you serious?
Gintoki: You can't say "scantily clad" either.
Shinpachi: Nobody says that these days.
Gintoki: One thing you should never say is "thong". That word robs the girls from their shyness and deprives men from their joy.
Kagura: Well, I'm wearing a tie-up thong! [Gintoki and Shinpachi get startled.]
Gintoki: You liar! That's a lie!
Kagura: I'm not lying. I've been wearing the same garments for years now. But now they're so wasted, there's only the cord left.
Shinpachi: What kind of underwear is that?
Kagura: In a way, you may say it's excellent garment.
Gintoki: They're not worth a cent. Take 'em off.

TV Show: Gin Tama

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