Gin Tama Quotes
Otose: Can’t you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, “Oh, nice day isn’t it?” You’re terrible!
Gintoki: If it’s small talk you want, then I’ll give you small talk! It’s suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can’t. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
Gintoki: If it’s small talk you want, then I’ll give you small talk! It’s suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can’t. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
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Otose: Why don’t you use that no-good mouth to get some money?! Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!
Gintoki: Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.
Otose: If you’ve got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it’s just 1 yen of it!
Gintoki: My life’s more important to me than the damned rent.
Gintoki: Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.
Otose: If you’ve got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it’s just 1 yen of it!
Gintoki: My life’s more important to me than the damned rent.
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[Kagura asks if she can have seconds]
Gintoki: You’re like a vacuum! Don’t you dare take another bite!
Gintoki: You’re like a vacuum! Don’t you dare take another bite!
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[To Otose]
Kagura: You put sand in the snacks, because the drunks won’t tell. You’re smart lady.
Kagura: You put sand in the snacks, because the drunks won’t tell. You’re smart lady.
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[To Kagura]
Gintoki: Usually, someone eating makes a munching noise, but you sound more like a vacuum…Idiot! Don’t smile like that! It’s more expensive here than anywhere else in the city!
Gintoki: Usually, someone eating makes a munching noise, but you sound more like a vacuum…Idiot! Don’t smile like that! It’s more expensive here than anywhere else in the city!
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Otose: You think you can pay for that monster when you can’t even get your own shit together?
Gintoki: I was never very flexible. Who cares if a little shit remains?
Otose: Not that kind of shit…
Gintoki: I was never very flexible. Who cares if a little shit remains?
Otose: Not that kind of shit…
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[To Gintoki]
Shinpachi: Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don’t even have the determination to run from your problems!
Shinpachi: Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don’t even have the determination to run from your problems!
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[About Catherine]
Gintoki: Quite impressive. She doesn’t have our perverse sense of humor.
Gintoki: Quite impressive. She doesn’t have our perverse sense of humor.
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Gintoki: It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.
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Shinpachi: When my sister makes fried eggs, you see and taste things you can’t even imagine. Gin-san, did you know? There are some canned goods that smell so bad, even a cat wouldn’t go near them. They say that smelly things often taste good. Gin-san, did you know? When the Inuit catch a reindeer, they eat all the intestines and everything. I’ll bet it’s so soft and warm and delicious. And Gin-san, did you know? When a hawk catches a rat, it only eats it after taking it apart in its nest! I’ll be it’s soooo…there’s so many good things on this earth!
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Gintoki: Well, it’s something like a big trash bin here. What I mean is, we’re really both like trash, you see…No, I suppose even trash is a little strong…More like, we’re snot of the same nostril…no, pots from the same mould…
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Shinpachi: There’s your culprit! What the hell’s with that glazed over sugar coma?!
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Gintoki: I know who did it. This is the culprit! [points to Kagura, and Kagura breaks his finger] What the hell was that for?
Kagura: People who tell unfunny jokes get their fingers broken.
Gintoki: Wrong! And I was going to show you a way to get back home free too!
Police: Well, deportation isn’t exactly free…
Kagura: People who tell unfunny jokes get their fingers broken.
Gintoki: Wrong! And I was going to show you a way to get back home free too!
Police: Well, deportation isn’t exactly free…
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Gintoki: She’d be fine, even if we threw her into space.
Kagura: I’m not a cockroach!
Gintoki: Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They’re the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
Kagura: I’m not a cockroach!
Gintoki: Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They’re the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
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Gintoki: [going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn’t drink anything sweet before going to bed…All right, I’ve finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down?! Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?
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[Shinpachi sees Gintoki and Catherine together]
Shinpachi: S-s-s-s-orry! I didn’t mean to interrupt your pleasurable night time encounter! Please, enjoy the concealment of the darkness to its fullest!
Gintoki: Oi.
Kagura: Ignorant mortals. Tremble before my power! Uwahahahaha!
Shinpachi: Are you sleepwalking? What kind of dream are you having? A shot glass and a cat?!
Kagura: Men’s lives are so puny…
Gintoki: Oi.
Shinpachi: [to Kagura] Where did this menacing tone come from?
Shinpachi: S-s-s-s-orry! I didn’t mean to interrupt your pleasurable night time encounter! Please, enjoy the concealment of the darkness to its fullest!
Gintoki: Oi.
Kagura: Ignorant mortals. Tremble before my power! Uwahahahaha!
Shinpachi: Are you sleepwalking? What kind of dream are you having? A shot glass and a cat?!
Kagura: Men’s lives are so puny…
Gintoki: Oi.
Shinpachi: [to Kagura] Where did this menacing tone come from?
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[3-Z, Ginpachi Sensei]
Gintoki: All right, listen up you guys. The story of sugar is that a lot of people got together, and went to the land of sugar! It was a long, long time ago.
Student: Sensei, that’s just a fairy tale!
Gintoki: All right, listen up you guys. The story of sugar is that a lot of people got together, and went to the land of sugar! It was a long, long time ago.
Student: Sensei, that’s just a fairy tale!
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[Katsura rings the Yorozuya doorbell.]
Katsura: Excuse me? It's me, Katsura. [silence] No one home... And it's an emergency...
[Sadaharu opens the door. He and Katsura stare at each other for a second.]
Katsura: Uh... Excuse me, is Gintoki-kun home? I, uh, brought some bread rolls, so if you'd like to--
[Sadaharu bites Katsura's head.]
Katsura: Excuse me? It's me, Katsura. [silence] No one home... And it's an emergency...
[Sadaharu opens the door. He and Katsura stare at each other for a second.]
Katsura: Uh... Excuse me, is Gintoki-kun home? I, uh, brought some bread rolls, so if you'd like to--
[Sadaharu bites Katsura's head.]
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Parent: I’m afraid she got mixed up in something terrible!
Gintoki: Yeah…there’s a chance…she could be mixed up in some giant…ham processing machine…
Gintoki: Yeah…there’s a chance…she could be mixed up in some giant…ham processing machine…
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Parent: I was thinking she got caught up in some kind of trouble…
Gintoki: Trouble? Oh, like ham trouble?
Gintoki: Trouble? Oh, like ham trouble?
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[Looking for the missing girl, Kagura asks a bar owner if he’s seen her.]
Guy: Is there a name?
Kagura: Em…Hammy.
Guy: Don’t make stuff up! What kind of parents would name their kid that?
Kagura: I forgot, but no big deal…
Guy: Is there a name?
Kagura: Em…Hammy.
Guy: Don’t make stuff up! What kind of parents would name their kid that?
Kagura: I forgot, but no big deal…
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Gintoki: I can’t be bothered doing this. Let’s just buy some ham and pass it off as her.
Shinpachi: Who’re you trying to fool?! How long do you intend to use the ham joke?!
Shinpachi: Who’re you trying to fool?! How long do you intend to use the ham joke?!
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Daraku: If there’s something in your way, kill it. Kill it and get outta here! There’s a drama on tonight that I have to watch.
Gintoki: Me too.
Gintoki: Me too.
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Daraku: I’m not typically a guy who just hates people. But there are 3 types of people I can’t stand: The first is the guy who gets in the way of work; the second is a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom; the third is a dirty looking guy with a natural perm. You fit all the categories!
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Gintoki: Do you want me to tell you the three kinds of people I hate? First! Girls who fool around during preparations for a school festival! Second! Foolish boys who tag along with them, unnecessarily aroused! Third! Teachers who just go along with it, smiling serenely!
Daraku: Geez. All you’re saying is you hate school festivals. I bet you had a gloomy youth…
Gintoki: Not as bad as yours. Fooling around in a restroom at your age…still, what I like about you is that you look like a leaf that can’t dress right.
Daraku: Geez. All you’re saying is you hate school festivals. I bet you had a gloomy youth…
Gintoki: Not as bad as yours. Fooling around in a restroom at your age…still, what I like about you is that you look like a leaf that can’t dress right.
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Gintoki: I’m sorry that my stupid daughter caused you problems. I’ll just take her home and scold her. [he steps out of the bathroom to see a whole group of evil looking guys] Oi, oi, is everyone happily using the restroom together? There aren’t enough stalls.
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Katsura: Speaking of which, why were you there?
Gintoki: Speaking of which, who the hell were those guys?
Gintoki: Speaking of which, who the hell were those guys?
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