Gin Tama Quotes
[Kondo is sitting in the pile of pumpkins, and holds up a sign.]
Otae: 'I love you a pile'? What the hell does that mean?
Otae: 'I love you a pile'? What the hell does that mean?
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[Kondo is wearing scuba gear, and is holding a tennis racket.]
Kondo: I'm very athletic. I like tennis and scuba diving, you see...
Otae: Decide on one, you damned degenerate!
Kondo: I'm very athletic. I like tennis and scuba diving, you see...
Otae: Decide on one, you damned degenerate!
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[Hijikata is directing traffic]
Hijikata: [to a car] Hey you, who gave you permission to change direction? Get back here! Don't run away from me!! [draws his sword]
Okita: Well Hijikata-san. Your reach is too short. So let me take care of this one.
Hijikata: Take care of it how?! [Okita blows a hole in the street with his bazooka]
Okita: Oh, you really did it this time.
Hijikata: What do you mean, 'I did it', you invertebrate?! [starts slashing at Okita, who dodges every strike nonchalantly]
Hijikata: [to a car] Hey you, who gave you permission to change direction? Get back here! Don't run away from me!! [draws his sword]
Okita: Well Hijikata-san. Your reach is too short. So let me take care of this one.
Hijikata: Take care of it how?! [Okita blows a hole in the street with his bazooka]
Okita: Oh, you really did it this time.
Hijikata: What do you mean, 'I did it', you invertebrate?! [starts slashing at Okita, who dodges every strike nonchalantly]
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[Otae and Shinpachi have just told Gintoki about Kondo]
Gintoki: [looking out at the audience] How long has it been since this episode started? It took you so long to get to me! I'm the main character! Isn't it ridiculous that I don't appear?!
Cook: [timing Kagura] 12 minutes, 5 seconds.
Gintoki: This is Gintama, right? Hey? What? Huh? Right? If it were just Tama it'd be a flop! If I'm not in it, why is it Gintama?
Shinpachi: Well, today's episode is called: 'Exposé! 24 hours in the lives of the out-of-control Shinsengumi!!'
Gintoki: What's up with that?! I didn't hear about this!!
Shinpachi: Don't complain, Gin-san. At this rate, the Shinsengumi may actually become the main characters.
Gintoki: Seriously?!! That's right, they didn't show the Gintama opening song today! That was a close call. [smashes his face into the camera] This is Gintama! And I'm the main character!!!
Gintoki: [looking out at the audience] How long has it been since this episode started? It took you so long to get to me! I'm the main character! Isn't it ridiculous that I don't appear?!
Cook: [timing Kagura] 12 minutes, 5 seconds.
Gintoki: This is Gintama, right? Hey? What? Huh? Right? If it were just Tama it'd be a flop! If I'm not in it, why is it Gintama?
Shinpachi: Well, today's episode is called: 'Exposé! 24 hours in the lives of the out-of-control Shinsengumi!!'
Gintoki: What's up with that?! I didn't hear about this!!
Shinpachi: Don't complain, Gin-san. At this rate, the Shinsengumi may actually become the main characters.
Gintoki: Seriously?!! That's right, they didn't show the Gintama opening song today! That was a close call. [smashes his face into the camera] This is Gintama! And I'm the main character!!!
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Gintoki: It's not a good thing that you got a marriage proposal? He was wearing a sword, so he must be some kind of police officer or something. Sounds like a smart match. You should take whomever you can get, before it's too late.
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[Kagura is eating a bowl of ramen bigger than she is (almost)]
Cook: All right, 30 more seconds.
Gintoki: All right, hurry it up. We're counting on you, Kagura. We didn't bring any cash.
Cook: All right, 30 more seconds.
Gintoki: All right, hurry it up. We're counting on you, Kagura. We didn't bring any cash.
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Gintoki: If you wanna hire me, you pay up front.
Shinpachi: Gin-san, I haven't been paid in 2 months, so if anyone's going to pay it's you.
Gintoki: Well, someone's gonna have to.
Shinpachi: [whispering] Come on, you've got to get going, or you'll be replaced [as a main character].
Gintoki: Come out, knave! Where are you, stalker? I'll rain judgment down upon you!
Shinpachi: Gin-san, I haven't been paid in 2 months, so if anyone's going to pay it's you.
Gintoki: Well, someone's gonna have to.
Shinpachi: [whispering] Come on, you've got to get going, or you'll be replaced [as a main character].
Gintoki: Come out, knave! Where are you, stalker? I'll rain judgment down upon you!
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Gintoki: You're a half-wit, coming out when called a stalker! Does that mean you admit you're a stalker?
Kondo: That's right, I'm a stalker of justice, and love is my quarry!
Kondo: That's right, I'm a stalker of justice, and love is my quarry!
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Otae: [holding Ginoki's arm lovingly] He's my fiancé. I'm getting married to him in the fall.
Gintoki: Is that so?
Gintoki: Is that so?
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Otae: We've already done this and that together, so give up on me.
Kondo: This, that, and the other thing??
Shinpachi: Well, they haven't done that other thing...
Kondo: This, that, and the other thing??
Shinpachi: Well, they haven't done that other thing...
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[Otae, Shinpachi, and Kagura are talking about Gintoki's duel with Kondo]
Kagura: Don't worry. If Gin-chan gets in trouble [cocks umbrella] I'll let him [Kondo] have it with my umbrella!
Shinpachi: Just don't kill him.
Kagura: Don't worry. If Gin-chan gets in trouble [cocks umbrella] I'll let him [Kondo] have it with my umbrella!
Shinpachi: Just don't kill him.
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Narrator: Then the guardians of Edo, the Shinsengumi, arrived. Arrived! Arri...Now?! You're arriving now?!!
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[Talking about the drunken man]
Okita: Hijikata-san, can I cut him?
Hijikata: Well, wait a bit. The cameras are rolling so wait until he turns violent.
Okita: Hijikata-san, can I cut him?
Hijikata: Well, wait a bit. The cameras are rolling so wait until he turns violent.
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[The drunk man vomits on Hijikata]
Hijikata: You! There's vomit on my pants! What're you gonna do about it?
Shinsengumi: Come on, everyone! Stop Hijikata-san!
Hijikata: You ingrates! Let me go! I'm gonna cut his fucking heart out and eat it while it's still bleeding!
Shinsengumi: Help us hold him down! The camera's rolling! Come on, don't shoot this! [one covers the camera]
Hijikata: You! There's vomit on my pants! What're you gonna do about it?
Shinsengumi: Come on, everyone! Stop Hijikata-san!
Hijikata: You ingrates! Let me go! I'm gonna cut his fucking heart out and eat it while it's still bleeding!
Shinsengumi: Help us hold him down! The camera's rolling! Come on, don't shoot this! [one covers the camera]
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[People have gathered to watch Kondo and Gintoki's duel]
Kagura: Snacks? Crackers, anyone?
Shinpachi: Anyone want some cola?
Kagura: Snacks? Crackers, anyone?
Shinpachi: Anyone want some cola?
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Gintoki: Idiot. I'm not going to run for small fry like you.
Kondo: Finally. You're late! Were you getting your hair dyed or something?
Gintoki: A hero never dyes his hair! I needed sugar!
Kondo: I never heard of a hero who needs a sugar rush to fight.
Kondo: Finally. You're late! Were you getting your hair dyed or something?
Gintoki: A hero never dyes his hair! I needed sugar!
Kondo: I never heard of a hero who needs a sugar rush to fight.
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Gintoki: How nice...it's sunset. Duels should be fought in the evening.
Kondo: You've got a silver tongue, for a silver-headed perm boy.
Gintoki: You're pretty articulate yourself, for a gorilla.
Kondo: I'm not a gorilla! I may look like a gorilla, but I'm not!
Kondo: You've got a silver tongue, for a silver-headed perm boy.
Gintoki: You're pretty articulate yourself, for a gorilla.
Kondo: I'm not a gorilla! I may look like a gorilla, but I'm not!
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Gintoki: I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of guy who'd take a man's life just to settle a score. I'll risk mine instead.
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Kondo: [to Gintoki] You're a good man. No, you're an honorable man. Kid, lend me your bokuto.
Gintoki: You're a good man too. Use that, my pride and joy, the Touya-ko.
Gintoki: You're a good man too. Use that, my pride and joy, the Touya-ko.
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Gintoki: [to Kondo] You're so naive. Soooo naive...to think that an enemy would give you his weapon. I fixed it earlier so that it'd break if you so much as swung it around.
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Gintoki: It would be stupid for anyone to lose anything over a matter like this. This was the best way to settle it painlessly.
Kondo: [on the ground, beaten up] This is painless?
Kondo: [on the ground, beaten up] This is painless?
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Gintoki: All right then. Let's go you guys...
Kagura: [strangling Gintoki from behind] I misjudged you! I thought you were an honorable samurai!
Shinpachi: [kicking Gintoki] Are you proud of yourself, you damn dirty cheat?!
Gintoki: Come on, I protected your sister. Don't be like..
Kagura: I'm going home. Don't ever show your face to me again!
Shinpachi: I'm taking a leave of absence!
Otae: Painless, eh? Well, it looks like Gin-san's the one in the most pain, in the end...
Gintoki: This is really the worst pain ever...
Kagura: [strangling Gintoki from behind] I misjudged you! I thought you were an honorable samurai!
Shinpachi: [kicking Gintoki] Are you proud of yourself, you damn dirty cheat?!
Gintoki: Come on, I protected your sister. Don't be like..
Kagura: I'm going home. Don't ever show your face to me again!
Shinpachi: I'm taking a leave of absence!
Otae: Painless, eh? Well, it looks like Gin-san's the one in the most pain, in the end...
Gintoki: This is really the worst pain ever...
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Narrator: Shinsengumi Vice-Commander Hijikata Toushirou. Even after his shift, he walks the city, protecting it alone. What could he be looking at now?
Hijikata: What's all the fuss here?
Guy: Well, I guess these guys here had a duel over a woman.
Hijikata: Dueling over a woman? How dumb. What kinda idiot..eh? Commander Kondo?
Cameraman: Commander Kondo? Him? That's the commander of the Shinsengumi, Kondo Isao-san?
Hijikata: What the heck are you looking at, dumbasses?
Narrator: And so, through the bravery of the Shinsengumi, Edo's peace is once again protected. [pause] Really??
Hijikata: What's all the fuss here?
Guy: Well, I guess these guys here had a duel over a woman.
Hijikata: Dueling over a woman? How dumb. What kinda idiot..eh? Commander Kondo?
Cameraman: Commander Kondo? Him? That's the commander of the Shinsengumi, Kondo Isao-san?
Hijikata: What the heck are you looking at, dumbasses?
Narrator: And so, through the bravery of the Shinsengumi, Edo's peace is once again protected. [pause] Really??
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[After the credits and preview]
Class: Third year, class Z, Ginpachi sensei!
Gintoki: All right, take out your textbooks. Today, Shimura's [Otae] recorder was stolen. The culprit may be in another class, but then it'd be hard to find, so I decided to look for it in this class. Whoever stole it, raise your hand. It's fine if it's a lie. If you admit it, I'll let you off with just playing one line of 'Give me Wings' on it.
Hijikata: Sensei! If we do that, we'll be ruined musically for the rest of our lives! Please, if you must have us play, make it be the famous fight song 'Bring it On.'
Gintoki: All right then, play the fight son 'Bring it On.'
Hasegawa: Hey, sensei, I don't get it...wait, that's not even a song.
Gintoki: All right, fine. I'll play it. Someone lend me their recorder.
Class: Third year, class Z, Ginpachi sensei!
Gintoki: All right, take out your textbooks. Today, Shimura's [Otae] recorder was stolen. The culprit may be in another class, but then it'd be hard to find, so I decided to look for it in this class. Whoever stole it, raise your hand. It's fine if it's a lie. If you admit it, I'll let you off with just playing one line of 'Give me Wings' on it.
Hijikata: Sensei! If we do that, we'll be ruined musically for the rest of our lives! Please, if you must have us play, make it be the famous fight song 'Bring it On.'
Gintoki: All right then, play the fight son 'Bring it On.'
Hasegawa: Hey, sensei, I don't get it...wait, that's not even a song.
Gintoki: All right, fine. I'll play it. Someone lend me their recorder.
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Kagura: Sensei, take mine. It's broken and doesn't really play, though...[blows air into her food which looks somewhat like a recorder]
Gintoki It's your brain that's broken! Come on, I don't care whose..I just need someone's whistle. A girl's, if possible.
Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. [pulls the lollipop out of his mouth] Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
Girls: NO WAY!
Gintoki It's your brain that's broken! Come on, I don't care whose..I just need someone's whistle. A girl's, if possible.
Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. [pulls the lollipop out of his mouth] Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
Girls: NO WAY!
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Kondo: Cut it out, girls! Our teacher is trying his best to find out who did this! Sensei, use mine! Even if you get your spit on it, I have two!
Gintoki: [slightly menacing] Why do you have two of them...
[Otae giggles. Cut to outside the classroom]
Kondo: Wait, please. Just a minu...Ahhhh! It's so out of tuuuuune!
Shinpachi: [over Gintoki playing Kondo's recorder] Sensei, may I go to the nurse's office?
Gintoki: [slightly menacing] Why do you have two of them...
[Otae giggles. Cut to outside the classroom]
Kondo: Wait, please. Just a minu...Ahhhh! It's so out of tuuuuune!
Shinpachi: [over Gintoki playing Kondo's recorder] Sensei, may I go to the nurse's office?
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[Talking about Kondo and Gintoki’s duel in episode 8]
Shinsengumi member: Is it true that he challenged the other guy to a duel and lost due to an underhanded trick?
Shinsengumi member: He’s always getting dumped, but I never thought he’d lose a fight…
Shinsengumi member: Is it true that he challenged the other guy to a duel and lost due to an underhanded trick?
Shinsengumi member: He’s always getting dumped, but I never thought he’d lose a fight…
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Hijikata: There’s no way Kondo-san lost. Who’s been spreading that ridiculous rumor?
Shinsengumi member: Captain Okita! He broadcast it over the loudspeaker.
Okita: I heard it from Hijikata-san.
Hijikata: I suppose I shouldn’t have told him…
Shinsengumi member: Captain Okita! He broadcast it over the loudspeaker.
Okita: I heard it from Hijikata-san.
Hijikata: I suppose I shouldn’t have told him…
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Hijikata: Doubting your commander’s word is a crime punishable by death at my hands. Yamazaki, you’re first.
Yamazaki: But I didn’t say anything!
Hijikata: But you’re talking now, aren’t you, you sanctimonious troglodyte!
Yamazaki: But I didn’t say anything!
Hijikata: But you’re talking now, aren’t you, you sanctimonious troglodyte!
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