Gin Tama Quotes
[Commercial for Otsuu’s single]
On screen: The ban on her single’s broadcast has been lifted! Tarakado Otsuu sings on ‘Adult Situations’!
Otsuu: [voiceover] Second single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’, on sale now! [close up] I’ll tear your heart to little bits.
On screen: The ban on her single’s broadcast has been lifted! Tarakado Otsuu sings on ‘Adult Situations’!
Otsuu: [voiceover] Second single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’, on sale now! [close up] I’ll tear your heart to little bits.
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Reporter: What’s the big selling point of your new single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’?
Otsuu: Well, I’d like everyone to think of the hidden meaning in the term ‘chome-chome.’ It’s kind of a mature theme, so I hope everyone can keep that in mind.
Otsuu: Well, I’d like everyone to think of the hidden meaning in the term ‘chome-chome.’ It’s kind of a mature theme, so I hope everyone can keep that in mind.
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Gintoki: Want some gum?
Otsuu’s father: Who’d eat that kid’s stuff?
Gintoki: The best way to live life a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age.
Otsuu’s father: Who’d eat that kid’s stuff?
Gintoki: The best way to live life a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age.
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Kagura: And so, I’ve come to report to you.
Gintoki: Hey, what happened to your accent?
Gintoki: Hey, what happened to your accent?
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Shinpachi: Kagura-chan!
Kagura: This is the fourth time I’ve rescued you this month.
Kagura: This is the fourth time I’ve rescued you this month.
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Amanto: What are you doing?
Gintoki: [imitating Otsuu’s end of sentences] That’s my line..backer!
Shinpachi: Gin-san!
Amanto: [imitating Gintoki] Get out of my way..ward soul!
Gintoki: I’m gonna have to cut you to shred..ded beef buffet!
Shinpachi [imitating Gintoki] Wait a minute! I’ll be the one to protect her today..s of our lives!
Gintoki: [imitating Otsuu’s end of sentences] That’s my line..backer!
Shinpachi: Gin-san!
Amanto: [imitating Gintoki] Get out of my way..ward soul!
Gintoki: I’m gonna have to cut you to shred..ded beef buffet!
Shinpachi [imitating Gintoki] Wait a minute! I’ll be the one to protect her today..s of our lives!
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Otsuu: Well everyone, a lot has happened, but I hope you’ll listen again..ophobia!
Crowd: Gynophobia!
Crowd: Gynophobia!
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[After the credits]
Gintoki: [voiceover] In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads a fine legal line. But there are two men who still possess the fantastic hair and tight buttocks that ladies love: the mysterious beggar, Sakata Kintoki, and the number one variety show host, Ketsuago Shinpachi. Now, with a female, Chinese mafia don as their goal, they transverse the dark, stained city. The new show, Kintama, starts next week!
Shinpachi: Hey, I’m not gonna do that kind of show!
Gintoki: [voiceover] In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads a fine legal line. But there are two men who still possess the fantastic hair and tight buttocks that ladies love: the mysterious beggar, Sakata Kintoki, and the number one variety show host, Ketsuago Shinpachi. Now, with a female, Chinese mafia don as their goal, they transverse the dark, stained city. The new show, Kintama, starts next week!
Shinpachi: Hey, I’m not gonna do that kind of show!
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[Preview]
Gintoki: [voiceover] In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads…
Shinpachi: Come on, Gin-san, do it right!
Gintoki: Oh all right, such a pain…well then, next time: ‘An owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes’. Just leave me alone, you ass.
Gintoki: [voiceover] In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads…
Shinpachi: Come on, Gin-san, do it right!
Gintoki: Oh all right, such a pain…well then, next time: ‘An owner should look after it and take responsibility for any trouble it causes’. Just leave me alone, you ass.
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Shinpachi: [voiceover] The Land of the Samurai. It’s been a quite a while since our country has been called that. Twenty years ago, a race called the amantos…
Gintoki: [voiceover] Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.
Kagura: [voiceover] Just stop it.
Shinpachi: But there might be people who are just coming in…
Gintoki: It’s ok. They wouldn’t get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.
Kagura: Yeah, if they want to learn it, they’ll lick it up.
Shinpachi: Why the hell would they lick it?
Gintoki: [voiceover] Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.
Kagura: [voiceover] Just stop it.
Shinpachi: But there might be people who are just coming in…
Gintoki: It’s ok. They wouldn’t get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.
Kagura: Yeah, if they want to learn it, they’ll lick it up.
Shinpachi: Why the hell would they lick it?
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Otose: Hey, you brainless perm-boy, get out here and pay the goddamn rent!
Gintoki: Oh all right, I guess there’s nothing for it. Here ya go. Adios.
Otose: Hey you! What the hell? 230 yen? Aren’t you mistaking your rent for your milk money, you idiot?!
Gintoki: No! I don’t have shit for cash! You know that, you thick headed ho!
Otose: If you don’t have any money, then go scam a couple of rich old ladies, you naturally-permed swindler!
Gintoki: It’s always money, money, money, money with you! Why don’t you go swindle someone, you harlot hag?
Otose: If you wanna get your ass kicked, then just say so!
Gintoki: If you want a piece of me, I’ll take you on!
Otose: I’m serious, if you don’t pay up, I’m gonna throw your worthless ass out!
Gintoki: Oh all right, I guess there’s nothing for it. Here ya go. Adios.
Otose: Hey you! What the hell? 230 yen? Aren’t you mistaking your rent for your milk money, you idiot?!
Gintoki: No! I don’t have shit for cash! You know that, you thick headed ho!
Otose: If you don’t have any money, then go scam a couple of rich old ladies, you naturally-permed swindler!
Gintoki: It’s always money, money, money, money with you! Why don’t you go swindle someone, you harlot hag?
Otose: If you wanna get your ass kicked, then just say so!
Gintoki: If you want a piece of me, I’ll take you on!
Otose: I’m serious, if you don’t pay up, I’m gonna throw your worthless ass out!
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[Gintoki kicks the door in and floors the client.]
Gintoki: Sorry, I mistook you. Let’s start over. [turns and walks into the house]
Hasegawa: Wait…[points a gun at the back of Gintoki’s head] You’re that yorozuya, aren’t you? You’re coming with us.
Gintoki: Sorry, but mommy always told me to never go with strangers.
Hasegawa: And didn’t she ever tell you to do what officers of the law ask?
Gintoki: Sorry, I mistook you. Let’s start over. [turns and walks into the house]
Hasegawa: Wait…[points a gun at the back of Gintoki’s head] You’re that yorozuya, aren’t you? You’re coming with us.
Gintoki: Sorry, but mommy always told me to never go with strangers.
Hasegawa: And didn’t she ever tell you to do what officers of the law ask?
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[Riding in the car with Hasegawa]
Shinpachi: He’s [Hasegawa] a real big shot…
Kagura: What’s that? Big dong?
Gintoki: Yeah. He’s a huge dong.
Shinpachi: No, that’s not it exactly…but Kagura-chan, it’s not good for a girl to say that kind of thing…[whispering] What could a big shot from the Shogunate possibly want with us?
Gintoki: [loudly to Hasegawa in the front seat] So what do you want with us, my man?
Shinpachi: He’s [Hasegawa] a real big shot…
Kagura: What’s that? Big dong?
Gintoki: Yeah. He’s a huge dong.
Shinpachi: No, that’s not it exactly…but Kagura-chan, it’s not good for a girl to say that kind of thing…[whispering] What could a big shot from the Shogunate possibly want with us?
Gintoki: [loudly to Hasegawa in the front seat] So what do you want with us, my man?
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[After finding out that the job is to hunt down an alien pet]
Gintoki: Come on…I swear, I’ll kick you to next week, bald patch!
Kagura: Soul patch!
Kasegawa: Fine! I’m fine with being a bald patch and a soul patch, but please!
Gintoki: Come on…I swear, I’ll kick you to next week, bald patch!
Kagura: Soul patch!
Kasegawa: Fine! I’m fine with being a bald patch and a soul patch, but please!
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Prince: Pace is like family to me!
Gintoki: Then you go look for him, stupid princeling!
Hasegawa: Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he’s still a prince!
Kagura: A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
Hasegawa: I didn’t get dumped, and I’m not a woman! I’m saying he’s a prince! A prince!!
Shinpachi: I see, he’s a prince because he’s an idiot.
Hasegawa: No, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
Kagura: I see, He’s an idiot even though he’s a prince.
Gintoki: So he’s an idiotic prince.
Hasegawa: No, retard, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
Assistant: Come on, cretins! Don’t call the idiot an idiotic prince! You’ll hurt his feelings!
Prince: You’re calling me an idiot too?
Gintoki: Then you go look for him, stupid princeling!
Hasegawa: Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he’s still a prince!
Kagura: A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
Hasegawa: I didn’t get dumped, and I’m not a woman! I’m saying he’s a prince! A prince!!
Shinpachi: I see, he’s a prince because he’s an idiot.
Hasegawa: No, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
Kagura: I see, He’s an idiot even though he’s a prince.
Gintoki: So he’s an idiotic prince.
Hasegawa: No, retard, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
Assistant: Come on, cretins! Don’t call the idiot an idiotic prince! You’ll hurt his feelings!
Prince: You’re calling me an idiot too?
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Shinpachi: Octopi in pots? Why don’t we put one of those out for a while and wait?
Gintoki: What are you, some kind of shy high schooler? Both in love and octopus hunting, you have to take the initiative!
Gintoki: What are you, some kind of shy high schooler? Both in love and octopus hunting, you have to take the initiative!
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[Looking for a pet octopus, the yorozuya find a woman who has hair like an octopus.]
Gintoki/Kagura: There she is!
Shinpachi: Close, but no cigar!
Gintoki: Well the eyes look similar, but you think we can fool him?
Kagura: It’s possible!
Shinpachi: Oh, shut up! She’s a person!
Vanessa: Hey, are you all making fun of me?
Gintoki: Not at all. From today onwards, you’re Pace [the pet’s name].
Vanessa: My name’s Vanessa.
Kagura: Fine then. Your name’s Vanessa Pace.
Gintoki/Kagura: There she is!
Shinpachi: Close, but no cigar!
Gintoki: Well the eyes look similar, but you think we can fool him?
Kagura: It’s possible!
Shinpachi: Oh, shut up! She’s a person!
Vanessa: Hey, are you all making fun of me?
Gintoki: Not at all. From today onwards, you’re Pace [the pet’s name].
Vanessa: My name’s Vanessa.
Kagura: Fine then. Your name’s Vanessa Pace.
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Gintoki: The fun’s in the journey, so let’s see it to the end, just like when a girl becomes a woman!
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Gintoki: Listen up. This thing we’re chasing is as delicate as fine china. Don’t startle it!
Kagura: Yeah, it’s as delicate as a teenager’s heart. The adults don’t understand it at all…
Shinpachi: Gin-san, we searched all over just to end up in this octopus pot?
Gintoki: Octopus like to get into pots…
Kagura: You can’t usually get put into a pot until you die.
Shinpachi: That’s an urn…but hey, Gin-san, isn’t this what I suggested in the first place?
Gintoki: No, it’s way different. After all this searching, I figured we deserved a little rest.
Shinpachi: You’re just too lazy to look properly!
Kagura: Yeah, it’s as delicate as a teenager’s heart. The adults don’t understand it at all…
Shinpachi: Gin-san, we searched all over just to end up in this octopus pot?
Gintoki: Octopus like to get into pots…
Kagura: You can’t usually get put into a pot until you die.
Shinpachi: That’s an urn…but hey, Gin-san, isn’t this what I suggested in the first place?
Gintoki: No, it’s way different. After all this searching, I figured we deserved a little rest.
Shinpachi: You’re just too lazy to look properly!
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[In the pot]
Kagura: If this all there is to men, it’s a wonder that any woman is ever attracted to them…
Gintoki: Don’t worry, when it comes to women and octopi, they’ll eventually return to you, tails between their legs…
Kagura: Women don’t have tails.
Gintoki: Neither do octopi!
Shinpachi: What the hell are you guys on?!
Kagura: If this all there is to men, it’s a wonder that any woman is ever attracted to them…
Gintoki: Don’t worry, when it comes to women and octopi, they’ll eventually return to you, tails between their legs…
Kagura: Women don’t have tails.
Gintoki: Neither do octopi!
Shinpachi: What the hell are you guys on?!
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Gintoki: Don’t let it get away! Come on, harder! This pot isn’t like a young woman’s heart, so don’t be afraid to break it!
Kagura: If we break it, all we need is a nice man to pick up the pieces!
Kagura: If we break it, all we need is a nice man to pick up the pieces!
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Gintoki: If we can’t catch it, you’ll have to go out with some rich old ladies and scam them out of their money, Shinpachi!
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[They run over the octopus with the pot]
Shinpachi: Aaaaah! We squashed it!
Gintoki: [looking inside of a vending machine slot]C-c-come on, we just have to calm down and try to find a t-t-time machine.
Shinpachi: You calm down! The time machine again?!
Shinpachi: Aaaaah! We squashed it!
Gintoki: [looking inside of a vending machine slot]C-c-come on, we just have to calm down and try to find a t-t-time machine.
Shinpachi: You calm down! The time machine again?!
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Hasegawa: This thing’s dead! I thought I told you to bring it unharmed, not one-dimensional!
Gintoki: It’s all right. I’m sure he just wanted to see it again for closure anyway. It’s always something like that.
Kagura: It got so flattened after we squished it with a pot…what a weakling!
Hasegawa: You squashed it?!
Gintoki: It’s not dead yet. It’s undead.
Hasegawa: Who the hell wants an undead octopus?!
Gintoki: It’s all right. I’m sure he just wanted to see it again for closure anyway. It’s always something like that.
Kagura: It got so flattened after we squished it with a pot…what a weakling!
Hasegawa: You squashed it?!
Gintoki: It’s not dead yet. It’s undead.
Hasegawa: Who the hell wants an undead octopus?!
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[After Kagura puts the squashed octopus in boiling water, it swells up monstrously]
Prince: Pace is back to his old self!
Kagura: I can eat all of that!
Gintoki: See, it is alive.
Hasegawa: We won’t be soon, though!
Prince: Pace is back to his old self!
Kagura: I can eat all of that!
Gintoki: See, it is alive.
Hasegawa: We won’t be soon, though!
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[Gintoki faces the monster octopus]
Gintoki: [holding up his bokuto] Oh well, there’s nothing for it. Kagura, go get some soy sauce, cuz we’re having chopped octopus tonight!
Kagura: Okay, soy sauce, right? We’re going to have a feast tonight!
Gintoki: Or would takoyaki be better? Itadakimasu!
Gintoki: [holding up his bokuto] Oh well, there’s nothing for it. Kagura, go get some soy sauce, cuz we’re having chopped octopus tonight!
Kagura: Okay, soy sauce, right? We’re going to have a feast tonight!
Gintoki: Or would takoyaki be better? Itadakimasu!
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Hasegawa: What is more important to you, one man’s life or those of an entire country?
Gintoki: I don’t want to think about it!
Gintoki: I don’t want to think about it!
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