Gin Tama Quotes
Gintoki: Hey, you’re that gorilla’s friend? [looks at the sword Hijikata has given him] But hey, what’s up with this thing? [Hijikata sends him flying over the roof] What are you doing?
Hijikata: He may be a gorilla, but to us he’s our precious commander!
Hijikata: He may be a gorilla, but to us he’s our precious commander!
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Hijikata: I won’t let you beat the Shinsengumi. If one of us falls, then we have no choice but to cut the opponent to shreds! [runs at Gintoki] [cut scene]
Kagura: It’s time for my TV drama!
Kagura: It’s time for my TV drama!
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[Zeamon hears the fight on the other side of the roof]
Zeamon: Hey, Gin-san, if you just play around, I won’t pay you a dime!
Gintoki: [cut in the shoulder] Shut up, baldy, and call the police! The police!!
Hijikata: I am the police.
Gintoki: Well then, help me, will you?
Hijikata: I suppose I should. [thinking] He’s an odd one indeed…
Zeamon: Hey, Gin-san, if you just play around, I won’t pay you a dime!
Gintoki: [cut in the shoulder] Shut up, baldy, and call the police! The police!!
Hijikata: I am the police.
Gintoki: Well then, help me, will you?
Hijikata: I suppose I should. [thinking] He’s an odd one indeed…
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[Talking about Gintoki]
Hijikata: [thinking] Could it be that he doesn’t want to hurt me, even when his very life is in peril?
Hijikata: [thinking] Could it be that he doesn’t want to hurt me, even when his very life is in peril?
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[Gintoki cuts Hijikata’s sword in half]
Gintoki: That’s all then. Hey baldy, I’m going to the hospital!
Hijikata: Wait! Do you pity me?
Gintoki: Pity? If I had enough of that to give to you, then I’d put it over rice for dinner.
Gintoki: That’s all then. Hey baldy, I’m going to the hospital!
Hijikata: Wait! Do you pity me?
Gintoki: Pity? If I had enough of that to give to you, then I’d put it over rice for dinner.
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Gintoki: One fights to protect something, like you fought me to protect the Shinsengumi.
Hijikata: Protect? So what are you protecting?
Gintoki: My honor. See ya.
Hijikata: Protect? So what are you protecting?
Gintoki: My honor. See ya.
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[After credits and preview]
Class: Teach us, Ginpachi sensei!
Gintoki: Um, this is a question from a Mr. Oonishi, from the second floor. ‘I noticed something strange the other day. Shinpachi-kun said that the “purge” was a movement that happened twenty years ago to drive amanto off earth. So, no matter how you cut it, Gin-san and Katsura-san have to be more than thirty years old. Is that true?’ Uh, ok now. Pay attention now, cuz this is gonna be on the test. The war of expulsion didn’t end in just a year or two, you see. When the war started twenty years ago, Gin-san was still just a hairless baby. The shogunate, afraid of the aliens, surrendered right away, but the samurai still resisted. It was around this time that Gin-san got a different kind of hair. When the amanto had infiltrated the entire government and were running roughshod over the whole nation, Gin-san finally entered the fight! Well, in a manner of speaking…So, that’s how the war of expulsion, lasting ten full years, happened. Gin-san and his friends only really participated in the very end of it. Oh, and Oonishi, go stand in the hall!
Class: Teach us, Ginpachi sensei!
Gintoki: Um, this is a question from a Mr. Oonishi, from the second floor. ‘I noticed something strange the other day. Shinpachi-kun said that the “purge” was a movement that happened twenty years ago to drive amanto off earth. So, no matter how you cut it, Gin-san and Katsura-san have to be more than thirty years old. Is that true?’ Uh, ok now. Pay attention now, cuz this is gonna be on the test. The war of expulsion didn’t end in just a year or two, you see. When the war started twenty years ago, Gin-san was still just a hairless baby. The shogunate, afraid of the aliens, surrendered right away, but the samurai still resisted. It was around this time that Gin-san got a different kind of hair. When the amanto had infiltrated the entire government and were running roughshod over the whole nation, Gin-san finally entered the fight! Well, in a manner of speaking…So, that’s how the war of expulsion, lasting ten full years, happened. Gin-san and his friends only really participated in the very end of it. Oh, and Oonishi, go stand in the hall!
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Shinpachi: Gin-san, Gin-san, it’s an emergency!
Gintoki: What’s up, four-eyes?
Shinpachi: That stalker who was following my sister around was actually Shinsengumi Commander Kondo Isao!
Gintoki: Yeah, I heard.
Shinpachi: You did? From whom?
Gintoki: Oogushi-kun.
Shinpachi: Oogushi-kun?
Gintoki: Yep, Oogushi-kun.
Gintoki: What’s up, four-eyes?
Shinpachi: That stalker who was following my sister around was actually Shinsengumi Commander Kondo Isao!
Gintoki: Yeah, I heard.
Shinpachi: You did? From whom?
Gintoki: Oogushi-kun.
Shinpachi: Oogushi-kun?
Gintoki: Yep, Oogushi-kun.
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[Kagura is in a shop]
Kagura: Old lady, can I have some sukonbu?
Old Lady: Take care.
Kagura: [singing] Deer shit…
Kagura: Old lady, can I have some sukonbu?
Old Lady: Take care.
Kagura: [singing] Deer shit…
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Kagura: What are you doing in front of my shop, you little brats? Did someone drop some porn over there or something?
Kid: It’s the sukonbu girl!
Kid 2: Run! We’ll all start smelling like sukonbu!
Kagura: Go home and suck on your Mom’s teat.
Kid: It’s the sukonbu girl!
Kid 2: Run! We’ll all start smelling like sukonbu!
Kagura: Go home and suck on your Mom’s teat.
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Shinpachi: Did you buy the toilet paper?
Kagura: Here you go. [hands him one roll]
Shinpachi: Kagura-chan, don’t you usually buy a pack with a bunch of rolls in it? This won’t be enough if someone eats something disagreeable.
Kagura: Don’t complain. I’m doing you a favor. Who are you, my Mother-in-law? Once, a lonely samurai lived in the woods, and he didn’t have any toilet paper, so he…
Shinpachi: There’s no fable like that! Whom did you hear that from?
Kagura: Gin-chan told me.
Shinpachi: Don’t listen to what he says.
Gintoki: Shut up, all of you.
Kagura: Here you go. [hands him one roll]
Shinpachi: Kagura-chan, don’t you usually buy a pack with a bunch of rolls in it? This won’t be enough if someone eats something disagreeable.
Kagura: Don’t complain. I’m doing you a favor. Who are you, my Mother-in-law? Once, a lonely samurai lived in the woods, and he didn’t have any toilet paper, so he…
Shinpachi: There’s no fable like that! Whom did you hear that from?
Kagura: Gin-chan told me.
Shinpachi: Don’t listen to what he says.
Gintoki: Shut up, all of you.
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Kagura: I’m not going to take that from some wet behind the ears brat!
Shinpachi: What’s that? You’re younger than me, aren’t you? [holds up the toilet paper roll for emphasis]
Gintoki: [staring at Sadaharu] Shinpachi, what’s that white thing?
Shinpachi: What does it look like? Toilet paper!
Gintoki: No, I meant that huge white thing.
Shinpachi: Huge or small, there's just one of it, so cut that... [turns to finally notice Sadaharu] Waaah! Where did this thing come from?!
Shinpachi: What’s that? You’re younger than me, aren’t you? [holds up the toilet paper roll for emphasis]
Gintoki: [staring at Sadaharu] Shinpachi, what’s that white thing?
Shinpachi: What does it look like? Toilet paper!
Gintoki: No, I meant that huge white thing.
Shinpachi: Huge or small, there's just one of it, so cut that... [turns to finally notice Sadaharu] Waaah! Where did this thing come from?!
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Kagura: Oh, I picked it up around back. Cute, isn’t it?
Gintoki: What do you mean, “picked it up”? If you’re going to get a pet, get one we can identify!
Kagura: Sadaharu.
Shinpachi: You just made that up! I can tell you just made that up!
Gintoki: What do you mean, “picked it up”? If you’re going to get a pet, get one we can identify!
Kagura: Sadaharu.
Shinpachi: You just made that up! I can tell you just made that up!
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Gintoki: He’ll be fine. A sadaharu can make it just fine.
Shinpachi: Why are you calling it Sadaharu now?!
Gintoki: You understand why, Sadaha—[gets his head bitten by Sadaharu]
Shinpachi: Why are you calling it Sadaharu now?!
Gintoki: You understand why, Sadaha—[gets his head bitten by Sadaharu]
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Assistant: First discovered in the M-78 galaxy, this is the ultra-giraffe. [camera shows giraffes styled after tokusatsu hero Ultra Seven]
Prince: Wow, it’s so tall! [gets picked up by it]
Assistant: But it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the giraffes]
Assistant: This is the Iscandar Elephant, from the Diamond Nebula.
Prince: This one’s neat, too! [gets sucked into its trunk]
Assistant: Its trunk can stretch long distances, and it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the elephant]
Assistant: This is the petit penguin, first discovered in the Lilliput Star System.
Prince: [staring at the penguin suspiciously] This one’s safe, isn’t it?
Assistant: That one does not eat people. [The prince gets attacked by a bear] But the bear that lives with it does.
Prince: Tell me that beforehand! [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the bear]
Prince: Wow, it’s so tall! [gets picked up by it]
Assistant: But it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the giraffes]
Assistant: This is the Iscandar Elephant, from the Diamond Nebula.
Prince: This one’s neat, too! [gets sucked into its trunk]
Assistant: Its trunk can stretch long distances, and it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the elephant]
Assistant: This is the petit penguin, first discovered in the Lilliput Star System.
Prince: [staring at the penguin suspiciously] This one’s safe, isn’t it?
Assistant: That one does not eat people. [The prince gets attacked by a bear] But the bear that lives with it does.
Prince: Tell me that beforehand! [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the bear]
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Okita: Hijikata-san, why do we have to go looking for some animal?
Hijikata: I don’t really know, but I hear it’s an order from all the way up top.
Okita: We don’t even know what it looks like, so how are we supposed to find it?
Hijikata: Well, we have to be thorough…[is suddenly wearing a dog collar and leash] what the hell are you doing Sougou?!
Okita: Presenting you to one of the top men.
Hijikata: What kind of shit are you spouting, man?!!
Okita: End your sentences with “woof” if you would.
Hijikata: Fuck you!
Hijikata: I don’t really know, but I hear it’s an order from all the way up top.
Okita: We don’t even know what it looks like, so how are we supposed to find it?
Hijikata: Well, we have to be thorough…[is suddenly wearing a dog collar and leash] what the hell are you doing Sougou?!
Okita: Presenting you to one of the top men.
Hijikata: What kind of shit are you spouting, man?!!
Okita: End your sentences with “woof” if you would.
Hijikata: Fuck you!
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Gintoki: At any rate, I suppose I’ll let Shigeho stay here until we find him a new home.
Shinpachi: It’s Sadaharu, isn’t it?
Shinpachi: It’s Sadaharu, isn’t it?
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Kagura: [picks up Sadaharu] What do I have to do? If you’ll only trust him as far as I can throw him, I can throw him as far as you want!
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[Kagura has thrown Sadaharu on Shinpachi and Gintoki]
Shinpachi: Move him, Kagura-chan.
Gintoki: I feel like I’m going to burst.
Kagura: So now you know how I feel…
Shinpachi: No, not that kind of feeling…
Shinpachi: Move him, Kagura-chan.
Gintoki: I feel like I’m going to burst.
Kagura: So now you know how I feel…
Shinpachi: No, not that kind of feeling…
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Gintoki: It hurts! It feels like the chocolate I just ate is gonna make it’s debut on the puking circuit!
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Gintoki: That damn Sadaharu slobbered all over my Jump!
Kagura: He’s so cute, slobber and all!
Shinpachi: He peed all over Otsuu-chan’s debut CD!
Kagura: Sadaharu’s cuter than that Otsuu anyway!
Kagura: He’s so cute, slobber and all!
Shinpachi: He peed all over Otsuu-chan’s debut CD!
Kagura: Sadaharu’s cuter than that Otsuu anyway!
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Gintoki: I’ve come to pay the rent.
Otose: What’s all this? There’s probably a camera around here somewhere, isn’t there?
Otose: What’s all this? There’s probably a camera around here somewhere, isn’t there?
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Gintoki: I thought I’d come pay this month’s rent…[camera pans to Sadaharu]
Otose: Yes, it’s certainly hot out today.
Gintoki: Please, I’m begging you! Surely this is worth a month’s rent!
Otose: I don’t need any Dog of Flanders!
Otose: Yes, it’s certainly hot out today.
Gintoki: Please, I’m begging you! Surely this is worth a month’s rent!
Otose: I don’t need any Dog of Flanders!
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Gintoki: By learning a painful truth, a girl takes the first step towards womanhood, and a geeky fanboy will become a man.
Shinpachi: Are you talking about me?! Are you calling me a geeky fanboy?! I’ll never change!
Shinpachi: Are you talking about me?! Are you calling me a geeky fanboy?! I’ll never change!
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Shinpachi: Are you trying to stick me with him?
Gintoki: Well, your sister does have a stalker on her tail, right?
Shinpachi: You took care of that, Gin-san!
Gintoki: So I scratch your back, you scratch mine. This’ll work, as far as payment.
Shinpachi: Listen to me, dumbass!
Gintoki: [to Sadaharu] Don’t bite me.
Gintoki: Well, your sister does have a stalker on her tail, right?
Shinpachi: You took care of that, Gin-san!
Gintoki: So I scratch your back, you scratch mine. This’ll work, as far as payment.
Shinpachi: Listen to me, dumbass!
Gintoki: [to Sadaharu] Don’t bite me.
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Hijikata: So here you are.
Gintoki: What do you want? Shouldn’t you be at work? Trying to find someone to play with?
Hijikata: I’d never ask you to play with me, ever!
Gintoki: What do you want? Shouldn’t you be at work? Trying to find someone to play with?
Hijikata: I’d never ask you to play with me, ever!
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Gintoki: I thought we settled our differences when we fought the other day.
Hijikata: Fine! Then we’ll just fight for fun this time!
Hijikata: Fine! Then we’ll just fight for fun this time!
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Gintoki: No way. I’m not giving him to you. Don’t forget that I don’t bend to the will of the Shinsengumi.
Hijikata: Fine, then I’ll bend you to my will, you troglodyte!
Hijikata: Fine, then I’ll bend you to my will, you troglodyte!
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