Gin Tama Quotes
[Gintoki and Shinpachi have been hit by the Assistant driving Prince Hata around.]
Prince: What have you done?
Assistant: Calm down, prince. At any rate, [he jumps into the car's trunk] I have to find a time machine, and…
Prince: Hey, you’re the one who has to calm down! Wow, what’s this? [looking at Sadaharu]
Assistant: What is it, my prince?
Prince: Look at this!
Assistant: Did you find a time machine?
Prince: What have you done?
Assistant: Calm down, prince. At any rate, [he jumps into the car's trunk] I have to find a time machine, and…
Prince: Hey, you’re the one who has to calm down! Wow, what’s this? [looking at Sadaharu]
Assistant: What is it, my prince?
Prince: Look at this!
Assistant: Did you find a time machine?
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Gintoki: Thanks everyone, for supporting me all this time, but our fight will continue unto eternity!
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[After the previews and credits]
Gintoki as Ginpachi Sensei: Don’t think there’s gonna be an extra bit after every show!
Gintoki as Ginpachi Sensei: Don’t think there’s gonna be an extra bit after every show!
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Gintoki: Wow, Bankai sure is nice. Maybe I’ll try it.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Wanna have a go, Gin-san?
Gintoki: Fine. I’ll take you up on that! Uwah! Uh, that’s not right.
Ichigo: Bwah!
Gintoki: Awah!
Ichigo: Dwah! EH??
Ichigo Kurosaki: Wanna have a go, Gin-san?
Gintoki: Fine. I’ll take you up on that! Uwah! Uh, that’s not right.
Ichigo: Bwah!
Gintoki: Awah!
Ichigo: Dwah! EH??
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Shinpachi: [voiceover] Gin-san, Gin-san, did you see the game the other day?
Gintoki: [voiceover] Uh, yeah, I saw it.
Shinpachi: It sure was great, wasn’t it?
Gintoki: Yeah. I never thought we’d win.
Shinpachi: Win?
Gintoki: Yeah, the World Baseball Classic.
Shinpachi: No, I’m talking about the World Cup!
Gintoki: Oh, that.
Shinpachi: What do you mean, “oh that”? It’s all anyone’s talking about!
Gintoki: Never mind that. Why’re we airing an anime special when the whole world’s gaga about soccer? An hour long special at that!
Shinpachi: Don’t complain. Let’s just get started.
Gintoki: [voiceover] Uh, yeah, I saw it.
Shinpachi: It sure was great, wasn’t it?
Gintoki: Yeah. I never thought we’d win.
Shinpachi: Win?
Gintoki: Yeah, the World Baseball Classic.
Shinpachi: No, I’m talking about the World Cup!
Gintoki: Oh, that.
Shinpachi: What do you mean, “oh that”? It’s all anyone’s talking about!
Gintoki: Never mind that. Why’re we airing an anime special when the whole world’s gaga about soccer? An hour long special at that!
Shinpachi: Don’t complain. Let’s just get started.
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Gintoki: Eh? Who cares if we try to mix things up some? You know what they say, all things change…being the only competitor means being the victor! Don’t get pissed off at me! If you think you can blame me and avoid responsibility, you’re way off! The night is crawling with demons! Listen up! What we need is this! [holds up strawberry milk] Yes, calcium. If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!
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Shinpachi: No, they won’t! No matter how much calcium you get, you’ll still have broken bones after being hit by a car!
Gintoki: I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.
Shinpachi: You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!
Gintoki: What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.
Kagura: [eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.
Shinpachi: That’s my food!
Gintoki: Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.
Shinpachi: Oh gross. Sickly sweet!
Gintoki: What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.
Shinpachi: Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!
Gintoki: I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.
Shinpachi: You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!
Gintoki: What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.
Kagura: [eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.
Shinpachi: That’s my food!
Gintoki: Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.
Shinpachi: Oh gross. Sickly sweet!
Gintoki: What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.
Shinpachi: Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!
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Shinpachi: Come on, you’re an adult. Act the part. It’s getting more and more uncomfortable staying here.
Gintoki: Well, a man is always on a journey to find his niche in life.
Shinpachi: Don’t act like you’re some kind of philosopher!
Gintoki: Well, a man is always on a journey to find his niche in life.
Shinpachi: Don’t act like you’re some kind of philosopher!
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Kagura: Pops, yo! Mom, yo! Hey, hey, ho! I'm looking for a My? House and i found a manhole! Can't stand up anymore, I'm tired from my adventure...Where's my house?
Shinpachi: Don’t rap it either! What are you singing about anyway?!
Gintoki: Goodness. There’s so many wannabes these days…It’s all because of calcium deficiency.
Shinpachi: Don’t rap it either! What are you singing about anyway?!
Gintoki: Goodness. There’s so many wannabes these days…It’s all because of calcium deficiency.
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Kagura: It looks like we’re not welcome here! It’s like that fall in middle school when Hamaru-kun, who didn’t get mad even if called pimple face or crater boy, went on a rampage when I spoke to him and threw his chair at me!
Shinpachi: Who the hell is Hamaru-kun?
Shinpachi: Who the hell is Hamaru-kun?
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Shinpachi: We can’t heal you, so if that’s it, I suggest you donate money to a local church. Well, they do it for free sometimes, but I heard from great-grandma…No, I’m sorry! When I said “money”, I meant in this game I’m playing! No! I don’t want my last words to be some lame excuse about a game!
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Shinpachi: What’s with the sukonbu?
Kagura: When I hear a sad story, my treats are the refuge of my soul…
Kagura: When I hear a sad story, my treats are the refuge of my soul…
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Gintoki: It isn’t money or possessions that matter in this life, it’s love!
Kagura: So this is the state of the youth of today, is it?
Shinpachi: Huh? Why are you lecturing me like I’m a spoiled brat?
Kagura: So this is the state of the youth of today, is it?
Shinpachi: Huh? Why are you lecturing me like I’m a spoiled brat?
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Kagura: Is this inheritance worth more than a sukonbu?
Gintoki: More than a whole family pack!
Gintoki: More than a whole family pack!
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Gintoki: God, you have the memory of a chicken.
Old man: But hey, Gintoki, at least pay off your tab! The last time you paid me was 219 days ago. You have to pay for your seaside dumplings from 217 days ago, your mushroom and sweet wine dumplings from 212 days ago, and…
Gintoki: What are you, a kid trying to remember the stops before his train station? You won’t get done before sunset!
Old man: But hey, Gintoki, at least pay off your tab! The last time you paid me was 219 days ago. You have to pay for your seaside dumplings from 217 days ago, your mushroom and sweet wine dumplings from 212 days ago, and…
Gintoki: What are you, a kid trying to remember the stops before his train station? You won’t get done before sunset!
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Old man: Anyway, Gintoki, pay up already. The last time you paid me was 219 days ago, and…
Gintoki: Why don’t you try memorizing pi instead?
Old man: Seriously? Pi? Huh? [Gintoki and Kagura run away] Hey! Which do you think is better, names of historical politicians or a mathematical equation?
Gintoki: Why don’t you try memorizing pi instead?
Old man: Seriously? Pi? Huh? [Gintoki and Kagura run away] Hey! Which do you think is better, names of historical politicians or a mathematical equation?
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Client: [looking at Shinpachi’s outstretched hand] Hmm, you want one of three things. 1: for me to read your palm, 2: to hold your hand, 3: payment for your services. Now, which one is it?
Shinpachi: Money, you old bag! Money!
Shinpachi: Money, you old bag! Money!
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Shinpachi: What a dumb old man. I can’t stand him. What I really can’t stand though is how Playboy’s editors are so lax! Why can’t they get things right? The pages aren’t even numbered correctly!
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Gintoki: I’m sorry, but our bond was forged on the promise of remuneration.
Shinpachi: I’m going to have to take this Jump back. I still want to know what happens on the tenth page.
Shinpachi: I’m going to have to take this Jump back. I still want to know what happens on the tenth page.
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Client: Who was it that said the candle burns brightest before it goes out? Oh yes, it was Kana-chan.
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Gintoki: Looks like we’re going full speed ahead on the hairpin investigation.
Shinpachi: What??
Gintoki: Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?
Kagura: Strawberry milk!
Shinpachi: Is that right... Huh?
Nearly everyone in the hospital: STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!
Shinpachi: What??
Gintoki: Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?
Kagura: Strawberry milk!
Shinpachi: Is that right... Huh?
Nearly everyone in the hospital: STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!
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Kagura: [letting Sadaharu smell the hairpin] When you find her, you can chew this up all you like, Sadaharu!
Shinpachi: It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?
Kagura: By smell.
Shinpachi: It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.
Kagura: You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…
Shinpachi: BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!
Gintoki: Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…
Shinpachi: Crazy man.
Gintoki: Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…
Shinpachi: It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?
Kagura: By smell.
Shinpachi: It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.
Kagura: You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…
Shinpachi: BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!
Gintoki: Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…
Shinpachi: Crazy man.
Gintoki: Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…
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Gintoki: [to Sadaharu] Oi! You just went home! You trying to ruin our reputation here, ya dumb dog?! What are you doing? I told you to do your business outside. We can’t keep having the rugs cleaned.
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Kagura: [about Otose] There’s no way she’d give anyone anything! I once saw her shoot down a passing star cruiser!
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Gintoki: Nah, no way, the only way she'd be called Ayano would be if it had Battleship at the front.
Otose: Hey, how did you know my name was Ayano?
Otose: Hey, how did you know my name was Ayano?
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Kagura: Oh mister ant, are you enjoying your walk?
Otose: Why are you trying to reconcile the harsh truth with simple objects? I’m not an ant, I’m an Ayano!
Otose: Why are you trying to reconcile the harsh truth with simple objects? I’m not an ant, I’m an Ayano!
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Shinpachi: Hey, I think you hit something back there!
Kagura: I’m sure it was nothing.
Gintoki: Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.
Shinpachi: That was a person! A person! A person!
Gintoki: No, it wasn’t.
Kagura: If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.
Otose: You people make me sick.
Kagura: I’m sure it was nothing.
Gintoki: Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.
Shinpachi: That was a person! A person! A person!
Gintoki: No, it wasn’t.
Kagura: If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.
Otose: You people make me sick.
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