Glee Quotes
Finn: Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully".
Quinn: Yeah, killed us. We lost.
Quinn: Yeah, killed us. We lost.
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Jesse: Finn, I think it's the best if you sit this one out. Fact is that most the other guys here are better singers and Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance. You kind of? sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
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Howard: Do I get a super villain nickname?
Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda Express.
Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda Express.
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Jesse: You do know that song was meant? to be sung by a woman, right?
Kurt: Yes, I'm aware.
Kurt: Yes, I'm aware.
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Jesse: Usually at this point, the reality show would go to commercial and we would take a five minute break to regroup and get touch ups done on our make-up so I'm going to hit the little boys room. [puts a hand on Mr. Schuester's shoulder] You're doing a great job, though. I really think you should comment more. Don't be shy!
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Mercedes: No need to warm up, Rachel. I'm about to go wrap this thing up like a Christmas present.
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Jesse: Rachel, in your head, are you singing to anyone in particular?
Rachel: Not really.
Jesse: [looks disappointed] Oh.
Rachel: Not really.
Jesse: [looks disappointed] Oh.
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Kurt: [after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]
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Sue: "I miss my sister. Every night at 10 or so, she used to call me on the phone, and when I asked her why...she'd tell me her body told her...she wanted to hear my voice." [begins to cry]
Mr. Schue: [gets up and takes Sue's paper] Here, I'll read it. [begins to read] "I miss my sister. The smell of her shampoo. The way she could always convince me to read her another book. When you love some like I loved her they’re a part of you it’s like you’re attached by this invisible tether and no matter how far away you are you can always feel them and now every time I reach for that tether I know there’s no one on the other end and I feel like I’m falling into nothingness and then I remember Jean. I remember a life lead with no enemies, no resentments, no regrets and I’m inspired to get up out of bed and go on. I miss my sister so much it feels like piece of me has been ripped off. Just one more time I want to hold her. Just ten more seconds— is that too much to ask? For ten more seconds to hold her? But I can’t and I won’t and the only thing keeping me from being swallowed whole by sadness is that Jean would kill me if I did. So for now I’m just going to miss her. I love you, Jeannie. Rest in peace.”
Mr. Schue: [gets up and takes Sue's paper] Here, I'll read it. [begins to read] "I miss my sister. The smell of her shampoo. The way she could always convince me to read her another book. When you love some like I loved her they’re a part of you it’s like you’re attached by this invisible tether and no matter how far away you are you can always feel them and now every time I reach for that tether I know there’s no one on the other end and I feel like I’m falling into nothingness and then I remember Jean. I remember a life lead with no enemies, no resentments, no regrets and I’m inspired to get up out of bed and go on. I miss my sister so much it feels like piece of me has been ripped off. Just one more time I want to hold her. Just ten more seconds— is that too much to ask? For ten more seconds to hold her? But I can’t and I won’t and the only thing keeping me from being swallowed whole by sadness is that Jean would kill me if I did. So for now I’m just going to miss her. I love you, Jeannie. Rest in peace.”
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Finn: Don't you feel anything anymore? This is real. This is happening.
Quinn: Are you happy now? Is this me feeling enough for you?
Finn: I-I'm sorry, I still love yo-
Quinn: Just don't touch me!
Quinn: Are you happy now? Is this me feeling enough for you?
Finn: I-I'm sorry, I still love yo-
Quinn: Just don't touch me!
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Jesse: Do you want to know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a number? They use them as a prop. Like Weekend at Bernie's.
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Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the Broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
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[The New Directions are eating on the Red Stairs.]
Kurt: A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!
Tina: I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!
Puck: I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Finn: Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.
Kurt: Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!
Rachel: Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats!
Kurt: A year and a half ago, the New Directions were nothing but a group of six misfits stumbling their way through a horrific rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat". Now, here we are at the top of the show choir heap. Nationals!
Tina: I wanna hit up Central Park, get my frolic on!
Puck: I wanna throw stuff off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Finn: Guys hold on, I mean, we still have two songs to write.
Kurt: Okay, Mr Bossypants. But I think we have some time for a tune before we leave. [begins to sing] Start spreading the news. [everyone begins to join in] I'm leaving today. I wanna be a part of it. New York, New York!
Rachel: Guys, I have news. To celebrate our impending win at Nationals, I got us all thirteen tickets to Broadway's longest running show ever; Cats!
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Quinn: You might want to check the dates on those, Rachel, 'cause Cats closed about eleven years ago.
Rachel: He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card through his butt crack.
Rachel: He did seem crazy. He charged my credit card through his butt crack.
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Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not true.
Mercedes: Oh. I'm just pretty.
Finn: Hey.
Rachel: Hi! I'm surprised at how well Quinn is taking the breakup. I guess I was wrong about her being a vindictive harpy.
Finn: I guess she just accepted the inevitable.
Rachel: Or maybe she's just distracted by the awesomeness of New York! I know I am. Hey, do you know why it smells like it's wet here all the time?
Finn: Nope. So, what's going on with you and Jesse?
Rachel: I don't know, he keeps texting me but I told him that I don't want to talk to him until I get back; no boys or distractions until we win that trophy. [leaves]
Mr. Schuester: Hey Finn, where the hell's Puckerman?
Finn: Umm...[glances at Puck and Lauren]
Puck: I'll have a Manhattan.
Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not true.
Mercedes: Oh. I'm just pretty.
Finn: Hey.
Rachel: Hi! I'm surprised at how well Quinn is taking the breakup. I guess I was wrong about her being a vindictive harpy.
Finn: I guess she just accepted the inevitable.
Rachel: Or maybe she's just distracted by the awesomeness of New York! I know I am. Hey, do you know why it smells like it's wet here all the time?
Finn: Nope. So, what's going on with you and Jesse?
Rachel: I don't know, he keeps texting me but I told him that I don't want to talk to him until I get back; no boys or distractions until we win that trophy. [leaves]
Mr. Schuester: Hey Finn, where the hell's Puckerman?
Finn: Umm...[glances at Puck and Lauren]
Puck: I'll have a Manhattan.
Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.
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Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for that.
Brittany: I have pills for that.
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Finn: Guys, I don't think this is a good idea. I mean, we've still got those songs to write and if we don't write them then we're gonna lose.
Lauren: No, they're right! Can't you hear the city calling to you?
Quinn: We don't need to write songs for Nationals. New York's going to write them for us.
Lauren: No, they're right! Can't you hear the city calling to you?
Quinn: We don't need to write songs for Nationals. New York's going to write them for us.
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Puck: OK, can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room? Ask her out dude!
Finn: Who? Rachel? But she's totally into Jesse right now.
Puck: You're in New York, the city of love.
Sam: [mouth full of food] I thought that was Paris.
Puck: Anything's possible here, and you're going to ask her out tonight. Take her out on one of those big dates you see on unwatchable romantic comedies that you grow a vagina if you watch all the way through.
Sam: This is your shot, dude. If I was in a love with a girl, and I wasn't homeless, I'd totally go for it.
Finn: Who? Rachel? But she's totally into Jesse right now.
Puck: You're in New York, the city of love.
Sam: [mouth full of food] I thought that was Paris.
Puck: Anything's possible here, and you're going to ask her out tonight. Take her out on one of those big dates you see on unwatchable romantic comedies that you grow a vagina if you watch all the way through.
Sam: This is your shot, dude. If I was in a love with a girl, and I wasn't homeless, I'd totally go for it.
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Finn: Hi.
Rachel: Hi. So, what's so important?
Finn: Uh...[gives the flowers he's holding to Rachel] These are for you. I thought since we're both captains and all that we should write a duet for Nationals.
Rachel: The tie, the flowers, Central Park?
Finn: It's uh... a work date. Totally professional.
Rachel: Hi. So, what's so important?
Finn: Uh...[gives the flowers he's holding to Rachel] These are for you. I thought since we're both captains and all that we should write a duet for Nationals.
Rachel: The tie, the flowers, Central Park?
Finn: It's uh... a work date. Totally professional.
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